“Laughed at first.”
“She has a beautiful laugh!” said Ravenslee musingly.
“An’ then she got thoughtful—”
“She’s loveliest when she’s thoughtful, I think,” said Ravenslee.
“An’ then she got mad at you an’ frowned—”
“She’s very handsome when she frowns!” said Ravenslee.
“Oh, shucks!” said his landlady, slapping the ham rasher into the pan.
“And she was very angry, was she?”
“I should say so!” snorted Mrs. Trapes, “stamped her foot an’ got red in the face—”
“I love to see her flush!” said Ravenslee musingly again.
“Said she wondered at you, she did! Said you was a man without any pride or ambition—an’ that’s what I say too—peanuts!”
“They’re very wholesome!” he murmured.
“Sellin’ peanuts ain’t a man’s job, no more than grinding a organ is.”
“There’s money in peanuts!”
“Money!” said Mrs. Trapes, wriggling her elbow joints. “How much did you make yesterday—come?”
“Fifty cents.”
“Fifty cents!” she almost screamed, “is that all?”
“No—pardon me! There were three pimply youths on Forty-second Street—they brought it up to seventy-five.”
“Only seventy-five cents? But you sold out your stock; Tony told me you did.”
“Oh, yes, trade was very brisk yesterday.”
“And you sold everything for seventy-five cents?”
“Not exactly, Mrs. Trapes. You see, the majority of customers on my beat are very—er—small, and their pecuniary capabilities necessarily somewhat—shall we say restricted? Consequently, I have adopted the—er—deferred payment system.”
“Land sakes!” said Mrs. Trapes, staring, “d’ye mean ter say—”
“That my method of business is strictly—credit.”
“Now look-a-here, Mr. Geoffrey, I’m talkin’ serious an’ don’t want none o’ your jokes or jollying.”
“Solemn as an owl, Mrs. Trapes!”
“Well, then, how d’ you suppose you can keep a wife and children, maybe, by selling peanuts that way or any way?”
“Oh, when I marry I shall probably turn my—attention to—er—other things, Mrs. Trapes.”
“What things?”
“Well—to my wife, in the first place.”
“Oh, Mr. Geoffrey, you make me tired!”
“Alas, Mrs. Trapes, I frequently grow tired of myself.”
Mrs. Trapes turned away to give her attention to the ham.
“Did ye see that b’y Arthur yesterday?” she enquired presently over her shoulder.
“Yes.”
“How’s he like his noo job?”
“Well, I can’t say that he seems—er—fired with a passion for it.”
“Office work, ain’t it?”
“I believe it is.”
“Well, you mark my words, that b’y won’t keep it a week.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Ravenslee, “he seemed quite content.”
“You took him to the theayter las’ night, didn’t you? Wastin’ your good money, eh?”
“Not very much, Mrs. Trapes,” said her lodger humbly.
Mrs. Trapes sniffed. “Anyway, it’s a good thing you had him safe out o’ the way, as it happens.”
“Why?”
“Because that loafer M’Ginnis was hanging around for him all the evenin’. Even had the dratted imperence to come in here an’ ask me where he was.”
“And what did you tell him?”
“Tell him?” she repeated. “What did I not tell him!” Her voice was gentle, but what words could convey all the quivering ferocity of her elbows! “Mr. Geoffrey, I told Bud M’Ginnis just exactly what kind o’ a beast Bud M’Ginnis is. I told Bud M’Ginnis where Bud M’Ginnis come from an’ where Bud M’Ginnis would go to. I told Bud M’Ginnis the character of his mother an’ father, very plain an’ p’inted.”
“And what did he say?”
“He say! Mr. Geoffrey, I didn’t give him a chance to utter a single word, of course. An’ when I’d said all there was to say, I picked up my heaviest flatiron, as happened to be handy, an’ ordered him out; and Mr. Geoffrey, Bud M’Ginnis—went!”
“Under the circumstances,” said Ravenslee, “I’m not surprised that he did.”
“Ah, but he’ll come back again, Mr. Geoffrey; he’ll find Arthur alone next time, an’ Arthur’ll go along with him, and then—good night! The b’y’ll get drunk an’ lose his job like he did last time.”
“Why, then, he mustn’t find Arthur alone.”
“And who’s t’ stop him?”
“I.”
“Mr. Geoffrey, you’re big an’ strong, but M’Ginnis is stronger—and yet—” Mrs. Trapes ran a speculative eye over Ravenslee’s lounging form. “H’m!” said she musingly, “but even if you did happen to lick him, what about th’ gang?”
“Echo, Mrs. Trapes, promptly answers, ‘what’?”
“Well, Mr. Geoffrey, I can tell ye there’s been more ‘n one poor feller killed around here to my knowing—yes, sir!”
“But the police?”
“Perlice!” snorted Mrs. Trapes. “M’Ginnis an’ his father have a big pull with Tammany, an’ Tammany is the perlice. Anyways, Mr. Geoffrey, don’t you go having no trouble with Bud M’Ginnis; leave him to some one as is as much a brute-beast as he is.”
“But then—what of Spike?”
“Oh, drat him! If Arthur ain’t got the horse sense to know who’s his worst enemy, he ain’t worth a clean man riskin’ his life over—for it would be your life you’d risk, Mr. Geoffrey—mark my words!”
“Mrs. Trapes, your anxiety on my account flatters me, also I’m glad to know you think me a clean man. But all men must take risks—some for money, some for honour, and some for the pure love of it. Personally, I rather like a little risk—just a suspicion, if it’s for something worth while.”
“Mr. Geoffrey, what are you gettin’ at?”
“Well, I would remind you that Spike has—a sister!”
“Ah!” said Mrs. Trapes, and her lined face took on a sudden anxious expression.
“Therefore, I’ve been contemplating—er—tackling Mr. M’Ginnis—at a proper and auspicious time, of course.”
“An’ what o’ the gang?”
“Oh, drat the gang, Mrs. Trapes.”
“But you don’t mean as you’d fight M’Ginnis?”
“Well—er—the thought has occurred to me, Mrs. Trapes, though I’m quite undecided on the matter, and—er—I believe my breakfast is burning!”
“My land!” ejaculated Mrs. Trapes, turning to snatch the pan from the stove, “I’m afraid the fire’s ketched it a bit, Mr. Geoffrey—”
“No matter.”
“An’ now there’s the coffee b’ilin’ over!”
“Let me help you,” said Ravenslee, rising.
“Anyway, your breakfast’s ready, so come an’ eat it while it’s good an’ hot.”
“On condition that you eat with me.”
“What, eat wi’ you, Mr. Geoffrey—in my best parlour—an’ me in me workin’ clo’es?”
“Ah, to be sure—not to be thought of, Mrs. Trapes; then we’ll breakfast here in the kitchen.”
“Would ye mind?”
“Should love it.”
So down they sat together, and Ravenslee vowed the ham was all ham should be and the eggs beyond praise. And when his hunger was somewhat appeased, Mrs. Trapes leaned her bony elbows on the table and questioned him.
“You ain’t ever spoke to Hermy, have you, Mr. Geoffrey?”
“Very often, lately.”
“I mean—you ain’t opened your ‘eart to her—matrimonially, have you?”
“No!”
“Why, then, I’ll tell you what—there’s been times when I’ve been afraid that for the sake o’ that b’y she’d sacrifice herself to Bud M’Ginnis.”
“No, she would never do that, Mrs. Trapes.”
“Oh, but she would.”
“But, you see, she couldn’t!”
“And why not?”
“Oh, well, because—er—I should kill him first.”
“Land sakes, Mr. Geoffrey!” and Mrs. Trapes actually blenched before the glare in his eyes that was so strangely at odds with his soft, lazy tones.