“Well, what now?”
“Why, I thought if you was tired of me chewing d’ rag and wanted to hit the feathers, I’d just cop a sneak. See, if you’ll only lemme go, I’ll do d’ square thing and get a steady job like Hermy wants me to—honest, I will, sir! Y’ see, me sister’s away to-night—she does needleworks for swell folks an’ stops with ‘em sometimes—so if you’ll only let me beat it, I can skin back an’ she’ll never know! Ah!—lemme go, sir!”
“Well then,” sighed Mr. Ravenslee, “for her sake I will let you go—wait! I’ll let you go and never speak of your—er—little escapade here, if you will take me with you.”
Now at this, Spike gaped and fell back a step.
“Go wi’ me—wi’ me?” he stammered. “You—go wi’ me to Hell’s Kitchen—to Mulligan’s Dump—you! Say, what kind o’ song and dance are you giving me, anyway? Aw—quit yer kiddin’, sir!”
“But I mean it.”
“On—on d’ level?”
“On the level.”
“Holy Gee!” and Spike relapsed into wide-eyed, voiceless wonder.
“Is it a go?” enquired Mr. Ravenslee.
“But—but, say—” stammered the boy, glancing from the elegant figure in the chair around the luxurious room and back again, “but you’re a—a—”
“Just a poor, disconsolate, lonely—er—guy!”
“What!” cried Spike, staring around him again, “with all this? Oh, yes, you’re homeless and starving, you are—I don’t think!”
“Is it a go?”
“But say—whatcher want to go wi’ me for? What’s yer game? Put me wise.”
“I am filled with desire to breathe awhile the salubrious air of Hell’s Kitchen; will you take me?” Now as he spoke, beholding the boy’s staring amaze, Mr. Ravenslee’s frowning brows relaxed, his firm, clean-shaven lips quivered, and all at once curved up into a smile of singular sweetness—a smile before which the hopelessness and fear died out of the boy’s long-lashed eyes, his whole strained attitude vanished, and he smiled also—though perhaps a little tremulously.
“Will you take me, Spike?”
“You bet I will!” exclaimed the boy, his blue eyes shining, “and I’ll do my best to show you I—I ain’t so bad as I—as I seem—an’ we’ll shake on it if you like.” And Spike advanced with his hand outstretched, then paused, suddenly abashed, and drooping his head, turned away. “I—I forgot,” he muttered, “—I’m—you said I was a—thief!”
“You meant to be!” said Mr. Ravenslee, and rising, he stretched himself and glanced at his watch.
“Are you coming wi’ me, sir?” enquired Spike, regarding Mr. Ravenslee’s length and breadth with quick, appraising eyes.
“I surely am!”
“But—but not in them glad rags!” and Spike pointed to Mr. Ravenslee’s exquisitely tailored garments.
“Ah—to be sure!” nodded their wearer. “We’ll soon fix that,” and he touched the electric bell.
“Say,” cried Spike, starting forward in sudden terror, “you—you ain’t goin’ to give me away?”
“No.”
“Cross your heart—hope to die, you ain’t?”
“Across my heart and hope to die, I’m not—and there’s my hand on it, Spike.”
“What?” exclaimed the boy, his eyes suspiciously bright, “d’ you mean you will shake—after—after what I—”
“There’s my hand, Spike!” So their hands met and gripped, the boy’s hot and eagerly tremulous, the man’s cool and steady and strong; then of a sudden Spike choked and turning his back brushed away his tears with his cap. Also at this moment, with a soft and discreet knock, Mr. Brimberly opened the door and bowed himself into the room; his attitude was deferential as always, his smile as respectful, but, beholding Spike, his round eyes grew rounder and his whiskers slightly bristly.
“Ah, Brimberly,” nodded his master, “you are not in bed yet—good!”
“No, sir,” answered Mr. Brimberly, “I’m not in bed yet, sir, but when you rang I was in the very hact, sir—”
“First of all,” said Young R., selecting a cigar, “let me introduce you to—er—my friend, Spike!”
Hereupon Mr. Brimberly rolled his eyes in Spike’s direction, glanced him over, touched either whisker, and bowed—and lo! those fleecy whiskers were now eloquent of pompous dignity, beholding which Spike shuffled his feet, averted his eyes, and twisted his cap into a very tight ball indeed.
But now Brimberly turned his eyes (and his whiskers) on his master, who had taken out his watch.
“Brimberly,” said he, “it is now very nearly two o’clock.”
“Very late, sir—oh, very late, sir—indeed, I was in the very hact of goin’ to bed, sir—I’d even unbuttoned my waistcoat, sir, when you rang—two o’clock, sir—dear me, a most un-‘oly hour, sir—”
“Consequently, Brimberly, I am thinking of taking a little outing—”
“Certingly, sir—oh, certingly!”
“And I want some other clothes—”
“Clothes, sir—yessir. There’s the noo ‘arris tweed, sir—”
“With holes in them, if possible, Brimberly.”
“‘Oles, sir! Beg parding, sir, but did you say ‘oles, sir?”
“Also patches, Brimberly, the bigger the better!”
“Patches! Hexcuse me, sir, but—patches! I beg parding, but—” Mr. Brimberly laid a feeble hand upon a twitching whisker.
“In a word, Brimberly,” pursued his master, seating himself upon the escritoire and swinging his leg, “I want some old clothes, shabby clothes—moth-eaten, stained, battered, and torn. Also a muffler and an old hat. Can you find me some?”
“No, sir, I don’t—that is, yessir, I do. Hexcuse me, sir—’arf a moment, sir.” Saying which, Mr. Brimberly bowed and went from the room with one hand still clutching his whisker very much as though he had taken himself into custody and were leading himself out.
“Say,” exclaimed Spike in a hoarse whisper and edging nearer to Mr. Ravenslee, “who’s His Whiskers—de swell guy with d’ face trimmings?”
“Why, since you ask, Spike, he is a very worthy person who devotes his life to—er—looking after my welfare and—other things.”
“Holy Gee!” exclaimed Spike, staring, “I should have thought you was big ‘nuff to do that fer yourself, unless—” and here he broke off suddenly and gazed on Mr. Ravenslee’s long figure with a new and more particular interest.
“Unless what?”
“Say—you ain’t got bats in your belfry, have you—you ain’t weak in the think-box, or soft in the nut, are ye?”
“No—at least not more than the average, I believe.”
“I mean His Whiskers don’t have to lead you around on a string or watch out you don’t set fire to yourself, does he?”
“Well, strictly speaking, I can’t say that his duties are quite so far-reaching.”
“Who are you, anyway?”
“Well, my names are Geoffrey, Guy, Eustace, Hughson-and—er—a few others, but these will do to go on with, perhaps?”
“Well, I guess yes!”
“You can take your choice.”
“Well, Guy won’t do—no siree—ye see every mutt’s a guy down our way—so I guess we’ll make it Geoff. But, say, if you ain’t weak on the think-machinery, why d’ ye keep a guy like His Whiskers hanging around?”
“Because he has become a habit, Spike—and habits cling—and speaking of habits—here it is!” Sure enough, at that moment Brimberly’s knuckles made themselves discreetly heard, and Brimberly himself appeared with divers garments across his arm, at sight of which Spike stood immediately dumb in staring, awe-struck wonder.
“Ah, you’ve got them, Brimberly?”
“Yessir! These is the best I can do, sir—”
“Say rather—the worst!”
“‘Ere’s a nice, big ‘ole in the coat, sir,” said Mr. Brimberly, unfolding the garment in question, “and the weskit, sir; the pocket is tore, you’ll notice, sir.”