The Devils Punchbowl

“Well,” Father Mullen says in the tone of a man being forced to point out the most inconvenient of truths, “according to canon law, certain persons may be prohibited from having Catholic funerals. If the person is known to be an apostate or a heretic, or is such a publicly manifest sinner that having a Church funeral would cause a scandal among the congregation, the mass may be—and occasionally is—withheld.”

Dr. Jessup is shaking his head in disgust. “I can’t believe my ears. I’'ve been coming here for thirty-seven years, and—”

“Just a moment, Dr. Jessup,” I say. “Father, are you seriously considering Mrs. McQueen’s request?”

“Well, not in the way you might think. But given the situation, I don'’t feel I can simply reject it out of hand. The problem is that the congregation has become aware that a large quantity of drugs was found in Tim’s home on the night he died.”

“The night he was

murdered,

” Dr. Jessup corrects. “Isn’t that right, Penn? Wasn’t my son murdered?”

“He was.”

Father Mullen nods awkwardly, as though this information hardly advances Tim’s cause. “It seems that some embarrassing pictures have surfaced as well—pictures of a young lady not Mr. Jessup’s wife. They were also found in his home.”

Dr. Jessup snorts. “You want to start going through the closets and computers and cell phones of everyone in this congregation and see how many pictures like that you find?”

Father Mullen blanches at the prospect. “From an ecclesiastical point of view, the issues are several, and I suspect Mrs. McQueen researched them thoroughly before she came to me. Canons 1184 and 1185, to be precise. First, Tim hadn'’t been a practicing Catholic for many years. Second, he never had his child baptized into the faith nor showed any intent to do so. Third, he’s known to have made statements to members of the congregation that he stopped believing

in God decades ago. With all respect, Dr. Jessup, Tim appears to have led a life of dissolution from the time of the drinking incident in which Patrick McQueen died up to the night of his own death, when police say he was selling drugs for a living. But most important, if Tim was indeed murdered, it’s unlikely he got a chance to repent these actions. Any or all of these issues could technically make Tim ineligible to receive the liturgy at his funeral.”

Behind all the Churchspeak, I sense a man being tested in a way he never foresaw until tonight. “What do

you

think, Father?”

“The padre thinks it’s time to punt,” Dr. Jessup says bitterly. “He wants to call the bishop.”

“Dr. Jessup,” Father Mullen says in the soothing voice he must use at hospital bedsides, “almost no one is denied a funeral, or at least a Catholic burial, nowadays. With our modern understanding of psychology, the Church frequently gives even those who take their own lives a mass and burial. I think that in this case, it’s simply a matter of showing Mrs. McQueen that I’'ve taken her request seriously by passing it on to the bishop, who I am sure will make the appropriate decision.”

“Translation,” says Dr. Jessup, “they don'’t want to upset any big contributors. Or the women who keep the Church going. I guess I didn't put enough of the Almighty Dollar in the plate over the years.”

“Doctor,” the priest says with an edge of indignation, “I don'’t think that’s fair.”

“I thought you asked me here to talk about Tim’s wake,” I say, still not quite believing the situation.

Dr. Jessup brings a quivering fist to his mouth, and I realize I'm seeing something I’'ve never witnessed before. Jack Jessup, a surgeon who, for as long as I can remember, appeared to be as stony and remote as a Victorian banker, is crying.

Father Mullen starts toward him as though to commiserate, but I warn the priest off with a glance. When a man like Jack Jessup breaks down, he’s capable of anything.

“Mr. Mayor,” Father Mullen says softly, “Dr. Jessup felt that before I called the bishop, you might be able to give me some details unknown to the public—things that might mitigate the present appearance of things.”

Despite my desire to help, I'm hesitant to reveal anything about

what Tim was doing. It’s not that I don'’t trust the priest. My fear is that Dr. Jessup, in his desire to amend people’s opinions of Tim, might reveal more than he should. In truth I never liked the surgeon, but he’s suffering terribly now, and if I can ameliorate that, I should. The risk of Tim not getting a Catholic funeral must be remote, but one never knows what bureaucrats will do to keep from offending those who subsidize their existence.

“Gentlemen,” I say reluctantly, “I want both of you to give me your word that what I'm about to say doesn’'t go beyond these four walls.”

Dr. Jessup’s eyes narrow. “I'’ll never repeat anything you say here. As God is my witness.”

Father Mullen frowns at the doctor, but it’s hard to chide a man who has just lost his son. “You have my word, of course,” says the priest.

“I want the seal of the confessional.”

Mullen looks offended. “I'm not sure what you mean by that. You’re not Catholic, are you?”

“You know exactly what I mean, Father. I'm sorry to insist, but I’'ve known priests and pastors who betrayed confidences, both in private conversation and in court.”

Father Mullen shakes his head with a weary sigh. “The seal of the confessional. What we say here goes no further.”

Dr. Jessup is watching me like the parents of defendants I prosecuted for rape or murder watched the faces of their sons’ accusers; he’s waiting for some hint that his child wasn'’t the terrible man people believe he was—some scrap of hope to cling to as time wears him down and leaves nothing but memory.

“Father Mullen,” I say softly, “I'm ashamed to admit this, but I was Tim’s childhood friend, yet for the past few years I shared the low opinion people have of him. If we’re all honest here, I think even Dr. Jessup shared that opinion.”

A strangled croak comes from my right, but I cannot bear to look.

“In the next few days, people are going to say a lot of things about Tim. The newspaper may say he was using drugs the night he died. The police or the district attorney might even say Tim was planning to commit terrible crimes. I'm telling you now that those charges will be lies.”

Dr. Jessup’s shoes creak as he steps forward and leans closer. “What do you mean? Tell us.”

I keep my eyes on those of the priest, which are blue and clear and bright with skepticism. “Tim Jessup was a hero,” I tell him quietly. “I don'’t say that lightly. Tim died trying to save innocent people from suffering, and to protect this town from evil. That may sound archaic, Father, but I’'ve dealt with evil firsthand. I know what I'm talking about. Tim suffered terrible torment before he died. The tragedy is that his death was unnecessary. Had the rest of us been doing the work we pay lip service to doing, Tim would still be with us. I know Mrs. McQueen has suffered over her son, but Tim paid for that a long time ago. What matters most is this: Even if the truth of what Tim was trying to do never comes out, every citizen of this town is in his debt. Of that you can be sure.”

Dr. Jessup clutches my upper arm like a drowning man clutches a life preserver.

Father Mullen’s eyes are wide, his mouth half open. “Well…I think I expected a plea for the sake of the man’s wife. Can you give me any details?”

“I'm afraid not. There are lives at stake.”

The surgeon’s hand is shivering on my arm. “Please, Penn. Anything.”

I shake my head. “Father, Jacqueline Kennedy once said that the Catholic Church is at its best when dealing with death. To me, this is one of those opportunities to live up to the promise of your creed. I personally don'’t know what Tim believed about God, but I do know he believed