The Devils Punchbowl

The people who are hiding me are going to get me away to somewhere safe. May the Lord bless you and keep you safe if you are doing His work.

Yours in Christ, Linda Mae Church.

The sound of Caitlin’s opening her door brings me out of my trance. With one inquisitive look she asks if I still want to go into Kmart. I nod, then refold the note and put it back in my pocket. Motioning for her to hand me her purse, I take the satphone from my backpack and stuff it into her bag, then shove my pistol into my pocket.

“Let’s go.”

When we’re ten yards from the car, Caitlin says, “You still think Tim didn't have an affair with her?”

“Wait till we’re inside the store to talk. I'’ll get the chips and dip and see if we’re being tailed. You get the recorder, some triple-A batteries, two pairs of cheap headphones, and a miniplug splitter. You know why?”

“Because those cheap recorders only put out a mono signal.”

It’s good to be back with somebody who needs no spoon-feeding.

Inside the Kmart, I walk to the snacks section and grab some Doritos, then watch the store entrance. A few people come in and out, but most are black, and none look remotely like Quinn’s goons. The white people are Pentecostals or older folks wearing gardening clothes. Less than five minutes pass before Caitlin appears at the head of my aisle with a stapled bag held low beside her. I walk past her and whisper, “Men’s clothing department.”

Grabbing two pairs of pants off a rack, I ask an older woman staffing the ladies’ department to open a fitting room. She recognizes me as the mayor, makes a show of offering all the help she can, then leaves me with the room. A second later, Caitlin slips into my dressing room and opens the bag. It takes all my strength to get the plastic packaging off the tape recorder, but Caitlin’s deft fingers make short work of inserting the batteries and setting up the headphones and splitter. When this is done, I take the cassette from my pocket, insert it into the recorder, and hit PLAY.

A hiss fills my left ear. Caitlin’s head is tilted, tensely poised, her eyes wide and bright as though reflecting every bit of light in the cubicle. She’s hearing the same thing I am, a low-quality copy of a low-resolution voice memo made on a cell phone and played back through the cheapest equipment available. Yet when I hear Tim’s voice, it pierces me to the quick. He’s breathless, as though he’s sprinted most of a mile, but the whine of an overrevved engine in the background tells me he’s in a car.

“Penn, where are you, man? I waited as long as I could, but they'’re onto me. I had to run. I tried to call you, but both my phones say ‘No service.’ They’re jamming the signal like they do on the boat sometimes. They blocked Cemetery Road, so I'm headed out into the county…almost to the Devil’s Punchbowl now. I'm going to have to shut off this phone, because they may be tracking me with it. I can’t say much, because they might get the phone. I'm doing eighty on gravel, man!”

Caitlin’s eyes go wide as the creak of a car seat conjures an image of Tim craning his neck around as he races down Cemetery Road.

“They’re still back there. I found what we needed, okay? It’s a DVD disc. I got it through the guy who shot the cell phone pictures I showed you. He’s a computer genius named Ben Li. I got him so stoned he didn't know up from down, then sedated him. He must have woken up early. He probably panicked and called them, he’s that dumb. Anyway, here’s how to find the disc in case anything happens to me. Ready? ‘Dog pack.

The Great Escape.’

Okay? You’ll figure it out, but I hope to God you don'’t have to. If I don'’t make it, then look where the sun don'’t shine, as Coach used to say. I'’ll be all right, though. These bastards don'’t know Adams County like I do. I'm going to—wait, wait, shit, I forgot—”

It sounds like Tim dropped the phone. He yells,

“Fuck!”

and groans as if he’s bending double, then his voice is close again.

“Ben said something while he was stoned. See, I always thought he had more pictures than what he showed me. Insurance, you know? To protect himself. He said I should ask his birds about the pictures. He had two cockatoos, but all I ever heard them say was stupid lines from movies. I searched their cages and couldn'’t find anything. Shit, they'’re gaining…I’'ve got to shut down. No airplane mode on this bitch. I love you, man, but you picked a hell of a time to be late. Bye for now—”

The electric silence in the headphone is cut off by a blank hiss.

My hands are shaking, my heart pounding as though the chase just happened, as though I were in the car with Tim rather than listening to a dead man talk two days after he was murdered. The realization that Tim probably died because I was thirty minutes late makes me dizzy with nausea. My ears roar as an infinite string of what-ifs blasts through my mind like a line of runaway subway cars.

“I can’t believe I wrote that first story,” Caitlin says in a dazed voice. “I wrote just what his killers wanted me to, didn't I?”

She doesn’'t cry often, but there are tears in the corners of her eyes. Behind the tears seethes anger—and wounded vanity. No one likes

to be played for a fool, but some people, usually the vainest among us, truly cannot handle it.

Despite wrestling with my own guilt, I nod.

“I'm going to bury Golden Parachute,” Caitlin vows. “

Bury

them.” Then her eyes snap to mine. “What do the clues mean? Do you know where the disc is?”

In the maelstrom of guilt swirling inside me, childhood memories spin and flicker like buoys glimpsed through heavy rain. “Not yet. I'm thinking.”

“They could be passwords.”

“To what? Tim found a physical object and hid it somewhere.”

“Right, right.”

“

The Great Escape

is a movie. Tim and I were kids when it came out.”

“Did you watch it with him?”

“I don'’t think so.” I think frantically, trying to grasp images that float away like leaves in a swirling current. “The part about the birds was separate from that, right? From ‘dog pack’ and

The Great Escape

?”

“Yes.”

“Because he said that guy’s birds could say movie lines.”

“Yes, but that first part wasn'’t connected to the birds. The first clues were for you alone.”

I'm trying to make the missing connections, but Caitlin’s urgency feels like an overcurrent shorting out my neural processes. “Just don'’t say anything for a minute. I'm thinking.”

She nods, but I know silence requires extreme effort from her. She’s a puzzle-solver by nature, and not having the tools to solve this one must drive her mad.

“Could ‘dog pack’ have something to do with the dogfighting?” she asks.

“Caitlin!”

“Sorry—I'm sorry.”

I try fast-forwarding through my childhood friendship with Tim Jessup, but the memories are blurry, like stock images, shot poorly and faded with age. Many involve bike riding or playing steal the flag, but nothing related to dog packs comes—

“Oh my God,” I groan, first amazed, then appalled as the significance of the second clue drops into place.

She grabs my arm. “What is it?”

“I can’t believe I was that stupid.”

“What? Do you know what it means?”

“Yes.” I reach for the doorknob. “Come on!”

“Where?”

“The cemetery! It’s been there all along!”

“I thought you already searched the cemetery.”

“I did. But it’s huge. Now I know where to look.”

Something vibrates in my pocket. At first I think it’s my cell phone, but then I realize it’s Kelly’s Star Trek. “Peek outside,” I tell Caitlin, suddenly nervous. “Hurry.”