"I thought that this couples thing wasn’t supposed to happen?"
"It wasn’t. It isn’t. Mom’s under a lot of pressure to keep it light and be fair about who she has sex with. But they’re still a couple. Frankly, Toby isn’t putting a stop to it, either."
Teela nodded. "So with your momma and Toby, it’s more like wife-swapping than free swinging…"
"Right." Rick regarded his girlfriend. "It’s an operating model…"
"Yes, it is…" Teela mused. "Do you think we could add ourselves to the party this afternoon?"
"Maybe," Rick agreed cautiously. "We can’t really call Beth in advance without waking her…"
"And if we crash?"
"Dunno. How about we check with Lon and Sally first?"
"Cool."
"After lunch, though. Lon was up late and they dragged him out early. He probably went back and crashed."
"Okay."
Teela teased Rick all through lunch with beaver shots; neither of them remembered much of the movie afterward because they each spent most of the movie with their hands in the other’s crotch. Rick had to clap a hand over his diminutive girlfriend’s mouth on two separate occasions while she arched and thrashed in her seat — but he managed to keep her from causing him to spew semen all over the place, even though his erection could drive nails. In between, though, they called Lon…
"Dude! Teela wants to know if we can show up at Beth’s!" Rick said, once communications were established.
"Aw, SHIT! I haven’t called Sally!" Lon howled.
"Better get on it, Man! Call me back?"
"Sure." Lon called Sally. "Babe? I need to move back today’s start time…"
"Why?" Sally’s voice was worried.
"We’re cutting into Beth’s sleep — she works nights. Is four okay?"
"Oh, sure…" Sally’s relief was palpable.
"Jeez, I’m fucking up big time!" Lon exclaimed. "There are a couple of other issues…"
"Okay…" Sally’s voice was cautious.
"Do you mind if Terence is there? It’s for Beth to demonstrate on and to get her fun from while we’re getting ours…"
"Uhhh, okay…"
"Sorry, Babe — I know I’m pushing you some. This one is something different — maybe good, maybe bad. Teela and Rick want to be there, too. Teela wants to learn…"
"This is turning into a party…" Sally’s angst was showing.
"I can say no, but I figured that since it’s Teela and Rick…"
"He’ll … see me. So will Terence…"
"Damian already has," Lon pointed out. "Nobody SAID you had to get naked — but it’s probably more fun. Besides, I’m sure Teela will do whatever you do. And Beth is likely not to think anything about it."
"Okay." Sally was shaky, but she would handle it. She had promised a good deal more…
"One last thing — can you come out tomorrow? The group wants to meet you. And Teela. They have questions, you know?"
"Oh." Sally gathered herself. "How bad is it?"
"Well, they’re worried, mostly. What is gonna have to change, are you gonna rat on them, how can they get a handle on things … I don’t think we have any answers, yet, but we might after we see Beth…"
"What can I do about all this?" Sally asked.
"Not sure," Lon sighed. "The women are, well, risking jail, you know? In other cases, they got something on somebody — pictures — to keep them in line. That’s what they did with Louise. As for us guys, well, they ARE our mothers — ratting them out wouldn’t be smart. But you and Teela — no grip…"
"What else?"
"The obvious, I guess. Are you gonna play, am I gonna play … Who with, and how … Like I said, I don’t think we know the answers yet."
"Teela told Rick he could continue — but she had to be in the room," Sally confided.
"I heard that. That’s gonna be interesting," Lon mused. "How far does it go, do you think?"
"I don’t think they know."
"I don’t, either." He waited. "Well?"
"Oh, sure," Sally replied gustily. "It’s the least I can do. But I don’t know what we’re gonna tell them."
"Me, either. See you soon! I need to call Rick back…"
"Okay, bye!" Do I tell him I love him? Do I know? Sally shook it off.
"Okay, Man, but Sally’s kinda rocky about it," Lon related to Rick.
"That’s cool. I’ll have Teela call her and buck her up. Sound good?" Rick replied.
"Yeah. I hope Beth can handle the surprise. Can’t call her right now…" Lon mused.
"Beth loves a challenge."
Lon chuckled. "Mama made Beth promise to at least offer to suck Sally’s pussy — you know how she is. And she can’t have dick the regular way until Terence does her ass!"
"Your mom…" Rick rolled his eyes.
"Well, we can drag the girls off somewhere…"
"Yeah. Gonna warn Sally?"
"She’s shaky enough."
"I’ll tell Teela. Maybe Teela knows how to break it to Sally without freaking her out." Listening to Rick’s end of the conversation, Teela tilted her head in incomprehension; Rick waved off questions. "All set, then?"
"Yeah."
"See you there…" Rick hung up.
"What am I breaking to Sally?" Teela asked, resuming her hand action on Rick’s rock-hard penis.
"Lon says he loaded Sally up, what with the extra people today and the meeting tomorrow. She’s kind of shaky. Might be a good idea to call her. Also…" Rick caught himself, wondering how to broach the next subject. "Beth is … kinda different. Kinda slutty — and she does what other people tell her to do. It’s a lifestyle thing — BDSM, or something. Candace is running her sex life, right now; Lon had to ask his mom if he and Sally could see Beth."
"Really?"
"Really. There is some psychobabble behind it, but it boils down to the fact that Beth can do any old thing her mistress or master tells her to without feeling guilty about it," Rick related. "Anyway, Candace apparently told Beth she had to at least offer to eat Sally’s pussy…"
Teela burst out laughing, "No shit?"
"No shit. And Terence has to do her ass before she can have regular sex, poor thing," Rick added.
"Oh, Man!"
"Yeah. Today could be real educational…"
"I’d better call Sally."
"Sal?"
"Hey, Teela."
"About today…"
"It’ll be okay," Sally said — but her voice was shaky. "I’m more worried about tomorrow."
"Tomorrow will take care of itself," Teela replied smoothly. "What do you know about Beth?"
"Well, she’s kind of heavy and she’s kind of slutty…"
"Ummm, yeah — some of it is enforced," Teela confided. "You remember that alternate lifestyle stuff we giggled over on the net? She’s a practicing submissive."
"What? Don’t they need a boss, or something? Who’s running her?"
"Lon’s mom."
"Oh, wow! Lon didn’t mention THAT!"
"I think he forgets that you don’t know it ALL, yet," Teela chuckled. "Anyway, Lon told Rick that his mom told Beth she had to offer to lick you…"
"Omigod!"
"Well, you don’t have to say yes," Teela chuckled. "Besides, if you don’t, there’s more for me!"
"You wouldn’t!"
"Oh, wouldn’t I?" Teela grinned from ear to ear at the look of surprise on Rick’s face.
"Well, she HAS to offer it to ME!" Sally retorted. "She doesn’t HAVE to…"