The French doors off to the left side of the desk lead out to the acres of manicured lawn and gardens behind the house.
The only thing on top of the desk is the antique brass desk lamp and the matching business cardholder from which Becket handed me one of his cards on my last visit.
When I turn to look behind me, I notice that Connor has disappeared. One of the bookshelves on the far back wall is swung open. The leather book spines are real, but they conceal a false-fronted door. I’ve seen these in movies. I’m tempted to go and take a closer look, to see where he went. What money can buy. It’s a good thing I don’t have a study like this. I’d never get anything done, playing with the toys.
I settle into one of the client chairs on this side of the desk and take out my pen when I notice a dark stain on my fingers along with a smudged dark streak on the palm of my right hand. It looks like the grime from motor oil after I’ve worked on my car. Whatever it is, it’s penetrated deep into the skin of my hand.
When I look down I notice that I have tracked this onto the outside cover of the file folder. “Damn!” I open the folder with my left hand. There are black fingerprints on two copies of the declaration. “What the hell?” I am wondering if my pen has leaked. I examine it. It’s fine.
I cast about looking for some Kleenex, anything to wipe off my hands. There is nothing. If I can get to a restroom I can at least wash my hands. I stand, turn, and look behind me. The concealed door is still ajar and there is no sign of Connor.
Where the hell did he go? “Hello!”
There is no answer.
As I turn back I end up dragging the file folder over the corner of the desk. It sweeps the brass cardholder and business cards onto the floor. The brass clatters as it hits the hard Spanish tile, business cards all over the place.
This is not my day. All I want to do is get Connor’s signature and get the hell out of here, back to the office.
I bend down, grab the cardholder, and go after the cards on the slick hard tile. This is like trying to grasp a razor blade from the smooth glass surface of a mirror. My fingernails aren’t sharp enough. I wrinkle a couple of the stiff cards as I grasp them, leaving a smudged black fingerprint on a third card. I start to stack them back into the holder. Not paying attention at first, finally my eyes focus on one of the cards in my hand. The name printed on it is not Rufus Becket. It’s upside down. I turn it over.
As I stare at it the hairs on the back of my neck stand up as if suddenly freeze-dried. The name on the card is Joseph Ying.
What in the hell? I stand there for several seconds trying to process it. A voice behind me shatters the silence.
“I guess you’re wondering what Ying’s business cards are doing on Becket’s desk.”
I snap around to look at him. Connor is standing there ten feet away.
“What do you mean?” I shake my head as if I don’t understand. I could tell him I didn’t see anything, but I’m holding the evidence in my hand. My brain is racing, trying to figure some way to get out of the room, out of the house, and back to my car.
“Foolish mistake on my part,” said Connor.
“I don’t understand. I’m sorry. I knocked the cards onto the floor. Here, let me get them.” I start to go down onto one knee.
“I wouldn’t do that.”
When I look up at him again he is pointing a pistol at me, something big and black, semiautomatic, with a bore the size of a railroad tunnel.
“I mean, here I go to all the trouble, dye my hair, and what do I do? I end up leaving Ying’s business cards right there in plain view on the corner of the desk. I’m getting as bad as some of my help. Or maybe I’m just getting too old. That’s the problem when you have too many names,” he says. “It’s hard to keep them straight.”
“Who are you?”
“Pick a name,” he says.
I could throw the brass cardholder at him and run, but he’d put a hole in me before I got three feet. So instead I stand there like a statue and ask another stupid question. “Where’s Mr. Becket?”
“Who? Ah, you mean the short fat guy? The one you met the last time you were here?”
I nod.
“That was Nick, my gardener. Man’s a frustrated actor. He does some summer stock at the community theater. But still, he did a pretty good job on short notice, don’t you think?”
“Fooled me.”
“You want to know the truth? You scared the crap out of us that day. Showing up at the door like that unannounced. You should have seen us scrambling. By the way, how do you like the hair?” he says. “Since I did it for you I’d like to know what you think.” He absently runs the fingers of his left hand through the dark locks while he holds the pistol trained on me in his right.
“It’s OK, except I wouldn’t go swimming.” I show him my dirty right palm.
He checks his left hand. There is nothing. Then he shifts the gun and checks the other one. “You’re right.”
From where I’m standing I can see a stain like motor oil on his fingers and the heel of his right palm as he looks at it. “You transferred it when we shook hands.”
“OK, so I’ve made a few mistakes today. I’ll have to read the directions on the bottle next time. See how long it takes to dry. I wasn’t sure how detailed the description was you got from the girl. I didn’t want you to turn and run the minute I opened the front door. As it turns out, I should have saved myself the trouble and dropped you out on the front stoop the second you rang the bell.”
“I’m glad you didn’t.”
“Don’t go all giddy on me,” he says. “It’s not gonna change the outcome. I hope you like fish, cuz you’re gonna be sleeping with them tonight.” He takes the horn-rimmed spectacles off as he continues to point the pistol at me. He folds them up one-handed against his chest and slips them into his pocket. “Just windowpane. I don’t wear glasses. Don’t need ’em.”
“Bully for you,” I tell him.
“Tell me, was she good?”
“Who?”
“The girl. You know. Ben? Did you get any?”
“You’re sick.”
“Yeah, but I can still get it up. I figure you and your Afro friend were in there for a while. You must have gotten something?”
“She was there with her boyfriend.”
“I figured he probably watched.”
“We were looking for information.”
“Well, excuse me. What did she do, tell you to take a cold shower?”
I don’t answer him.
“So you were looking for information. How much did she remember? About her meeting with me?”
“She remembered the name Becket.”
“Yeah, I knew that was gonna be a problem. For a woman who was so gifted in the area of female charms, she had a quick mind to go with that great body, and educated too. All in all, a dangerous package, if you know what I mean. Here I go looking for some bubble brain in a brothel. Somebody who won’t remember their own name next morning, and what do I draw? The bride of Einstein. The minute I gave her the name Becket, she says, ‘Oh, that’s easy to remember. Just like the Archbishop of Canterbury.’ If the club hadn’t been so crowded that night, I’d have shot her on the spot. I knew she’d remember it. And to make matters worse, Becket is the name on the title to the house here, so it couldn’t be changed. That was my fault. But then how was I supposed to know anybody would ever find her? By the way, how did you do that?”
“Name association, a lot of shoe leather, and a tattoo.”
“I suppose you could tell me all about it, if we had the time. But we don’t.”
“You know we gave everything to the police,” I lie. “And my office knows I’m here.”