When his eyes fixed on me, they went wide.
“I’ve been looking for you,” he said hoarsely. He wiped an arm across his mouth.
This was not good. That much I knew already.
I glanced around. The yard was quiet. I grabbed his shoulder and pulled him into the shadows behind the bushes.
“What are you talking about?”
“You know what,” he said.
“No I don’t.”
“You know.”
“I don’t have time for this.”
He just grinned dumbly and starting laughing.
Enough games.
“Listen to me,” I said. “I’m done.”
He shook his head like a toddler about to say Don’t wanna.
“I’m done,” I repeated. “I don’t know anything. I have no interest in them. I pose no threat. You tell them that.”
He laughed wheezily, and a plume of sour breath hit me.
“They know it was you.”
A cold shiver went down my neck.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Last night.” His eyes were wide, crazy. “Trying to get into the tunnels. You had a map. They know it was you.”
I shook my head.
Keep it together. Get a poker face, goddammit. But I felt it-the walls crumbling. The skin under his right eye was twitching madly.
“You’re not safe,” he said. “You need to see the dead man.”
I felt fear drip down my back.
What was he talking about, see the dead man? But there it was, the logic unfolding: The V &D party. The red-haired professor. The obituary. Who gave me the obituary? The library clerk. And who ruled over the library?
It was Humpty all along, trying to guide me. I thought of his angry exchange with Bernini in the hall; how he seemed like he was half-in, half-out of Bernini’s secret world; maybe half-insane from what he knew. And now he would take me to the man with the red toupee. Maybe he could help me out of this. If I trusted this nut.
What choice did I have?
They knew it was me. They knew.
That portal, that vision of family, the bliss of a normal life, suddenly collapsed like a dead star. I felt a hand on my shoulder, pulling me out of my thoughts.
“I’m trying to help you,” the old man said.
I followed him to the library. He was stumbling and muttering, taking swigs from his bottle, making less and less sense as we went. I tried to stop him from drinking, but he knocked my hand away. After a while, I had to help him walk. I held him by his thin arm, and the skin moved loosely under my hand, like a cocoon about to give birth to a skeleton.
We reached the front entrance of the library, with its grand columns, but he took us around back to a door I’d never seen before. He selected a key from a crowded ring, and we entered a loading bay and went down a spiral staircase two floors below ground level.
He looked at me.
“Turn around,” he said.
I heard him perform a complicated set of maneuvers: things being pulled and replaced, something large dragging across the floor. When I turned around, I found a door where a wall had been. He used another key, and we went through the door.
So these were the steam tunnels! They weren’t at all what I’d expected: no dirt floor, no cobwebs, no blue phantoms passing in and out of the air vents. Just a long white hallway, covered in a complex angiography of pipes, wires, gauges, and dials.
“Don’t touch,” he muttered. He clinked his bottle on a pipe. “Hot.”
Humpty barreled forward with that head-down walk, swaying a bit, no noise but the occasional mumbled curse. We went several minutes in silence until he blurted out Fuck! and barreled on again.
We turned into a narrow side hall and stopped.
There were several metal panels on the wall. Humpty scrutinized them and finally tapped his finger on one.
Written on the panel, in neat print, were the small letters dm.
He grinned. His smile looked like a garage-sale xylophone.
He told me to pull off the panel. It led into a tunnel, much smaller than the one we were in. I’d have to crawl, he explained. He handed me a small penlight. The tunnel was dark, and the penlight cast a faint sphere of light that reached about a foot ahead of me. Just follow the signs and I would get there, he told me. Stay quiet. Don’t divert.
“Understand?” he snapped.
“I do.”
I started to climb in, but he stopped me. Something in his face broke a little, came into focus. For the first time, he actually looked like more than a bitter, addled old loon.
“What if I told you I was better than the things I’ve done?” he asked me. “Would you believe that?”
I thought, that’s impossible. But he looked so desperate, I just nodded.
“I saw you in the library. The night you helped your friend. I was watching.” He was trying very hard to communicate something. “I am not a bad man.”
His eyes were almost lucid.
“What have you done?” I asked him.
Humpty shook his head. Apparently he wasn’t ready to go that far.
“Just let me help you,” he said.
He urged me into the tunnel.
Humpty Dumpty watched me start the crawl. Then he replaced the panel behind me, killing the last of the light.
I crawled on my hands and knees. Every so often I would come to a branch point, and one route would have another sign like before: dm. I felt like I was moving deeper into the belly of a beast; it grew warmer and moister. Eventually I came to a split in the tunnels. To my left, I saw the familiar notation dm, this time by a seam in the brickwork. To my right, I was struck by something I hadn’t noticed anywhere else: the faintest hint of light and the softest thrum of noise, almost a pulse, coming from around the corner at the end of the tunnel. I wasn’t supposed to deviate, of course, but then again, that was the advice of a drunk lunatic. I looked back at the small letters on the brick. I could always explore here, then come back and follow my original path. I’d just have to be careful, keep track. I had my keys in my pocket. I took them out and tried scratching a brick. It left a faint mark. Fine. I made up my mind and turned away from dm toward the light.
When I came to the corner, it was another fork. I left a small mark with my key pointing me back to where I started, and I took the turn toward the light.
It was stronger at the end of the tunnel, a flickering salmon glow. The sound was slightly louder now. It was a beat, a thumping. I went toward it.
Another turn, another fork. I paused and listened. I looked back toward the other tunnels. Silence. No one. I scratched the wall. I turned and the light was brighter, a pinkish tone, the color of clouds in the last seconds of a sunset. The pulse took on an organic feel now, not exact, slightly wild, even erotic, like a beat that should come now but-wait-wait-boom-wait-boom-boom…
A strange smoke was drifting down the tunnel around me. I smelled a mix of aromas from my childhood: cinnamon, pepper, gunpowder, peach, and some others I couldn’t place-musky smells like having your nose in a warm pocket of someone’s body.
I stopped for a moment and let the smoke pass over me. I breathed it in, tried to isolate the different memories it evoked.
There was a square of light ahead of me now, a glowing box of pink-orange light through slits of a vent. I felt lighter now, as if that smoke were working its magic on the networks in my mind, slowing me down, lifting me up, placing me in a smooth, rocking pool, letting my vision shine and spread like a fan of cards. If I went all the way to the light, I would be at the end of a length of tunnel. Nowhere else to go. If someone came from behind, I would be cornered. But I hadn’t come this far for nothing. I crawled forward to the light. I pushed my face against the vent, let my eyes line up with a slit.