Sarah was there, sitting at a small table, next to a stack of papers-Miles’s first attempt at writing everything down for our protection. For a second she looked relieved to see me, like I was there to tell her it was all a joke. Then her eyes went wide. She stared at my arms, which were spattered with Humpty Dumpty’s blood. She ran to me and turned my hands over and over, looking for a wound to fix. She asked me what was going on. I tried to explain, but everything came out jumbled. I kept apologizing. More than once she said, “But I don’t know anything about this.”
“I know, but we spent the last twelve hours together. We went out of town together. See how it looks? To them?” She shook her head again. “I’m sorry,” I said, again and again.
“Listen to me,” Miles said. His voice was sharp and it popped the bubble Sarah and I were in. “We don’t have time for this.”
I looked around the room.
“Where’s Chance?” I asked.
Miles shook his head. “I don’t know. His roommates haven’t seen him.”
That hung in the air for a moment.
A phrase popped into my head: no way out.
“Miles, they killed Peabody. I didn’t get what we needed.”
“Okay, focus,” Miles said. “Think. What do we know? What do we assume?”
The words were magical-this was just a trial, a case we could break apart and analyze. For a moment, the image of Professor Peabody coughing up blood was gone.
I tried to lay it out, like a courtroom time line.
“We know there’s a club. We know Bernini is in it. We assume Nigel, Daphne, and John have just been initiated. We know Humpty Dumpty”-Who? Sarah blurted-“was involved somehow, but he turned on them, and they killed him.”
“Good,” Miles said. “We know they’re obsessed with immortality. We know they studied failed quests for it: Bimini, the alchemists, etcetera… What else?”
“We know Peabody wanted me to see that obituary. We know it had a picture of a man who supposedly knew the exact day he was going to die. We know I met that man at a V and D event. Let’s suppose, then, that his death was merely a cover. He was old, and it had to appear like he died. But he wouldn’t, really… He would keep on living, hidden somewhere…”
“So,” Miles said, “we assume that they found a way, where so many others failed…”
“But how,” I said. “Every quest they studied was a dead end…”
Miles nodded. “If we knew what they’re doing, maybe we’d have some idea how to stop it…”
He was pacing around the room, rubbing his hands through his hair.
“What are the loose threads? We know what you saw in the tunnels-some kind of ritual-but we don’t understand it. Nigel was there… and Bernini… and now we have this riddle… what was it?”
“If you want to know about the V and D, look at it with four eyes.”
“Right. Right. What does that mean?”
“I have no idea.”
“Four eyes. Four eyes.”
“Glasses,” Sarah offered. It was the first thing she’d said in a while. We both looked at her. “You know, four-eyes. That’s what kids call someone with glasses.”
“I don’t know,” Miles said.
Sarah shrugged. Then her eyes lit up.
“Maybe it’s an optical illusion. You need some kind of special glasses to see it.”
“Um, okay…” Miles said. “But see what? We don’t have anything to look at with ‘special glasses.’” He pronounced “special glasses” with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
“How should I know?” Sarah shot back. “Maybe Jeremy knows. Did you see any kind of object or writing in that room? Something that might have an image in it, if you looked at it the right way? Through a prism or a special lens or something?”
“I’m not sure,” I said. “It was dark.”
I thought about it.
“Maybe four eyes means two people… Maybe it takes two sets of eyes to see it right…”
“See what right?” Miles said, throwing up his hands. “There is no it!”
“Maybe it’s the letters themselves,” Sarah said. “V and D. What if you look at them with two sets of eyes, one from the front and one from the back?”
Miles shook his head, annoyed.
“What’s V and D backward?” Sarah asked.
She took the yellow pad from the table and wrote V &D on it. She tore off the page and held it up to the light.
V &D
Miles squinted at it.
“That’s it!” he cried.
We both looked at him. He shrugged. “Just kidding.”
Sarah flipped him the bird.
“I think we might be on the wrong track,” I said. “ We’re approaching this like scientists… visual tricks and all that. These are lawyers. They’re logicians. Linguists. I think we’re looking for a verbal puzzle.”
“Okay,” Miles said, rubbing his hands together. “Now we’re getting somewhere.”
I smiled at Sarah. She rolled her eyes.
“Maybe,” I said slowly, “it’s a pun. Not four eyes, four i’s. The letter I.”
“Ah,” Miles said, pulling the pad toward him. “That gives us six letters to play with.”
“Six?”
“V, d, and four i’s,” Miles replied, writing them out on the pad.
Viiiid
“It’s all so clear now,” Sarah said.
“What can we spell with that?”
Miles started playing.
Vidi, he wrote.
“Latin,” he said, “for ‘I see.’”
“Not bad. But see what? Only two i’s left over.”
“Yeah,” Miles said, tapping the pen on his mouth. “Not good.”
He began writing below:
Iv. Ivid. Divi.
“Come on. Look for words,” he said.
“What about id?”
“In Latin: this, him, her, or it.”
“That’s helpful,” I admitted.
“Maybe it’s id in English,” Sarah said. “The Freudian subconscious.”
“Okay,” I said. “But id what?”
Miles started writing.
Id vii. Id ivi.
He shook his head. “We don’t have enough letters to spell anything useful.”
“Maybe they’re not letters,” Sarah said.
We both looked at her. I slapped my forehead. “V, I, and D…”
She nodded. “Roman numerals.”
Miles grinned and started writing.
VIII ID. DIVIII. VDIIII.
“Maybe it’s an address…” he said.
“Or a date…”
I grabbed the paper from Miles and started listing more numbers.
Sarah leaned over, next to me. I felt her arm touching mine.
We looked at the list.
“There’s so many possibilities…”
We tried to make dates, addresses, Dewey decimal notations for books, latitudes and longitudes-anything that might point us to an answer. It was too much! We made dozens of numbers just by swapping letters around and inserting spaces. There was nothing to guide us. Nothing to tell us what we were looking for or how to know it when we saw it.
I was starting to feel a sinking sensation-that we weren’t a bit closer than when we started.
Sarah was still hammering away when I noticed Miles had been silent for a long time. Then he started chuckling. He said, “Oh, that’s good.”
“What’s good?” I asked him.
He shook his head and smiled.
Now Sarah was looking at him too. He was staring off, with a satisfied look on his face.
“What’s good, Miles?”
“Say what you want about the V and D,” he said to us, “but they haven’t lost their sense of humor.”
I felt a tingling in my arms and legs.
He was taunting us, enjoying the victory. I felt the thrill of a mystery about to be revealed.
“What’s good?”
“You saw drums. You saw a ritual. We just didn’t know what ritual…”
He grabbed the pad from us.
“Not four i’s. Four eyes,” he said.
“Huh?”
“You still don’t see it? Just like they told us. Look at the V and D with four eyes. Four big round eyes.”