Stegoman flew on in silence for a few wingbeats, then said, “That is heartening to hear.”
“Heartening! Do you think they would respect you if they knew that you are no more masculine than your rider, who fears women so much that he shrinks from coupling with dozens of willing and eager females?”
“Where I come from, that kind of self-control is regarded as a virtue,” Matt told her.
“Then you come from nowhere upon this earth!”
“Right,” Matt confirmed.
Dimetrolas stared at him, confounded just long enough for Stegoman to say, “He wooed a queen and won her heart. Would you not say that proves greater masculinity, not less?”
“Perhaps,” Dimetrolas sneered, “if it were not she who had wooed him! Surely you must be so wooed, too, deficient drake, for you approach no female!”
“What, do you think the measure of masculinity is a male's drooling after every female in heat he encounters?” Stegoman asked with contempt. “A fine warrior he would be, a fine builder or protector, if any passing female could distract him from his work!”
Stung, Dimetrolas retorted, “Protector, are you? Then defend!” She dove toward him, tongue of flame licking out toward Matt.
“Hold fast!” Stegoman roared, and folded his wings to plummet from the sky.
Matt held tight, hearing the wind whistle past him as his stomach tried to make friends with his larynx.
“Leap!” Stegoman cried, swerving five feet above a mountaintop.
Matt sprang down into the center of a cluster of needle-sharp rocks and crouched as Stegoman swooped up and away. Dimetrolas bellowed in anger as she backed air sharply, jolting herself to hover just short of the rocks. Then she plunged down from the peak, caught the updraft that rushed along its side, and spiraled up after Stegoman.
But the male dragon turned, wings folding again, and stooped upon her. Dimetrolas squawked with anger—he was breaking the rules, after all—and shot away in an Immelman that Matt thought would have done credit to a World War I ace. Stegoman pulled out of his dive and went rocketing after her.
Dimetrolas caroled in delight and dove toward a mountain-top. Stegoman, reading her intention, soared after her but fifty feet higher, and as Dimetrolas pulled up to avoid the rocks, she found herself gliding straight toward him. She roared, sending a tongue of flame twenty feet ahead to scorch him, but Stegoman swung to the side. She barreled past him, and he veered to follow, bellowing a fifty-foot tongue of flame that did no more than warm her toes. She chortled victory and plunged down past the horizon.
Matt waited, knowing that Stegoman was too much of a gentleman to hurt a female who wasn't really trying to kill him, but also hoping he hadn't become such a stuffy old bachelor that he wouldn't remember how to have fun.
It seemed so; suddenly, Stegoman reappeared over another mountain peak, and even at a distance Matt could see the contemptuous set of his lip—of course, with that muzzle, Stegoman had a lot of lip. Dimetrolas came after him with all the finesse of a cargo jet, screeching with anger, spiraling high above him, then folding her wings to plunge downward, all talons out. Matt's heart quailed; she looked as though she were really out for blood, and he didn't know how Stegoman would react to actual injury.
He should have guessed, Matt thought as Stegoman swooped past his hiding place, calling, “Send her home, wizard, I pray you!”
Then he was gone, sailing away into an updraft. Furious, Dimetrolas came roaring in like a fighter jet, howling insults in dragonese, but Stegoman spiraled higher in his updraft, gaining so much altitude that she couldn't pounce on him. Screeching with anger, Dimetrolas soared over to a faster updraft and shot higher, then dove back to Stegoman's air column, wings folding to stoop—but Stegoman looped the loop to come out above her.
While they were playing “Can You Top This?” Matt sighed and went to work granting his friend's request, but with considerable disappointment. What else could he do, though? If Stegoman didn't want to play, someone might get hurt sooner or later. Still, some sixth sense warned him not to send Dimetrolas completely home; instead, he sang,
A hot wind came howling in from the south and caught Dimetrolas. She squawked in outrage as it sent her tumbling through the sky, then managed to stabilize herself, leveling out, wings beating furiously as she tried to fly against the wind—but it bore her ever farther northward. Finally she tired and, just before it swept her past the horizon, turned to glide, nose pointing toward Maracanda and the mountains where she'd first met them.
Leather boomed as Stegoman cupped his wings to hover above Matt, then carefully lowered his legs. “Well done, wizard! That vexing female would have plagued me for hours if you had not sent her hence!”
“If you say so.” Matt leaped, wrapped his arms around Stegoman's ankle, and let the dragon carry him past the spike-rocks to a more open peak, where Stegoman landed completely and Matt could climb back up between his shoulders. “You know, though, she might just have been trying to get your attention.”
“That,” Stegoman said grimly, “was quite obvious.” He plunged off the peak, caught an updraft, and rose into the sky again.
Matt held his peace, waiting.
Finally Stegoman said, “I cannot comprehend why females find so great a need for attention that they must disrupt a male's peace to gain it.”
Delicately, Matt suggested, “It could be that she finds you attractive.”
“When she is at such pains to deny my masculinity? Hardly!”
“With most males, that's a sure way of getting their attention.”
“Not mine,” Stegoman snapped. “To what purpose, anyway?”
“It could be an overture to mating,” Matt suggested.
CHAPTER 17
“Mating?” Stegoman squawked. “Me?”
“Hey, you are a big musclebound hunk, you know.”
“But I have no notion how to deal with a female! All my adult years have been spent in exile from my own kind!”
“You have had more dealings with humans than with dragons,” Matt conceded. “That's why you wouldn't realize that the females of your own kind might find you handsome.”
Stegoman was silent for a quarter of a mile. Then he said, “There might be truth in what you say. Why else should she have followed us?”
“Why indeed?” Matt asked as casually as he could.
Stegoman was silent for half a mile this time. Finally he said, “She is a vibrantly beautiful dragon.”
Matt nodded. “If Mother Nature is an artist, Dimetrolas is a masterpiece.”
Stegoman was silent again.
Matt ventured, “You must admit, that little chase was stimulating.”
“Must I?” Stegoman ground out.
Matt waited.
“Yes,” Stegoman said, with great reluctance. “I must. Stimulating indeed.”
“It makes a fellow think,” Matt offered.
“I shall,” Stegoman promised.
And he did, for the next dozen miles. Matt waited in silence and watched the road unwind below, knowing that when his friend wanted to talk, he would.
Finally Stegoman said, “We are not a promiscuous kind.”
“You're not,” Matt agreed. “Dragons are models of fidelity.”
“We mate for life,” Stegoman said.