“This is all about you,” I said. “I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t hear what you had to say first.”
“Oh. Okay.”
“Also, I need to make sure that you really are comfortable with the arrangement.”
“Oh yeah, for sure. I am, promise. Her oldest is thirteen. Miles, very cool little kid. We like the same things. I won’t be hanging with him that much because he’ll be here and I’ll be at school but we’ve been FaceTiming for a while and we’ll keep doing it.”
“How old are Wendy’s other kids?”
“Elizabeth is eight and Sidney — that’s a girl, too — is six.”
“Is there a dad in the house?”
“William,” he said. “He’s a foot doctor. Has these giant shoes from Lakers and Rams in his waiting room. My feet used to point out, he made me these insoles.”
He unlaced a sneaker, removed it, and drew out something black and foot-shaped. “My feet point the right way, now.”
“Nice.”
“Super-comfortable.” He put the sneaker back on.
I said, “Sounds like a great situation all around.”
“It is,” said Derek Ruffalo. “It will be, I’ll make sure of that.”
“How?”
“By being a good person.”
“Sounds like you take on a lot of responsibility.”
“I do, Doctor. But that’s good, right?”
“If it doesn’t overburden you.”
He laughed. “Why would it?”
We spent another half hour talking. Discussing math, science, videogames, BMX biking, his friends at school. Eventually, he veered back to what he liked about Wendy and William’s house. Their three other kids. Them. Eventually he returned to the people who were relinquishing him.
“They have problems. I don’t want to be one of them.”
Uttered with conviction and just the slightest flicker of eyelash.
Time was nearly up and there’s no point in opening up worm cans unless you’re going to be sitting for a while and fishing.
I asked him if there was anything else he wanted to tell me.
“Just thanks for not seeing this as weird. So when do I come back for those tests?”
“How about tomorrow?”
“Sure. What will you be asking me?”
I smiled. “All kinds of things.”
He smiled back. “You can’t tell me.”
“Nothing wrong with a bit of mystery.”
He laughed. “Sure, why not. Wendy said you won’t be taking my blood or giving me shots. Which I knew anyway, but she cares about me.”
“That’s for sure. If you have questions later today, here’s my card.”
He examined it. “Ph.D. You need top grades for that.”
“You do.”
“Maybe one day I’ll get one. In chemistry or physics.”
“Keep up the straight A’s.”
“Sure — how do you know?”
“Lucky guess.”
He laughed. “But I still need those tests.”
“People like numbers.”
“I do, Dr. Delaware. I find them easy. The big number in my head is two.”
“How so?” I said.
“I’ve been rescued twice.”
We left the house together and walked down to the Escalade. Both lawyers must’ve seen us coming because they shot out of opposite doors. Edgy, like students waiting for test results.
I said, “Derek has educated me. Sounds like a great plan.”
Jack Toth said, “There you go.”
Wendy Sugihara looked ready to kiss me. Stepped forward and did, pressing her lips briefly to my cheek.
Toth said, “You won’t get that from me, Doc.”
Derek cracked up. Slapped his hand over his mouth.
She said, “Okay, fine, I’m a nerd,” and hugged him. He leaned against her.
Jack Toth said, “Touching scene. We good to go now, Doc?”
I said, “Nice meeting all of you. Quite different from what I usually get from opposing counsel.”
Quite different from the family situation I’d been dealing with since driving to a house in Bel Air.
“That,” said Toth, “is because we’re freakin’ saints.”
Wendy Sugihara said, “More like we’ve evolved into human beings. Which is an accomplishment once you’ve been to law school.”
She turned to Derek: “Hungry?”
“Kind of.”
“Big shock there. Pizza okay?”
“Sure.”
Toth said, “I’ll pass, drop me back at my office. Got my girlish figure to maintain.”
Wendy laughed. She said, “You first,” and guided Derek toward the gleaming black vehicle.