“You’re in the next car, aren’t you? Anybody see you come in here?”
There was triumph in her eyes. “I knew you’d help me. Nobody saw me.”
She scouted the corridor while I pulled on pants and a shirt and shoved my feet into the trick shoes. I wished very much that I hadn’t socked him in view of the whole lounge car. We went to her compartment in the far end of the next car toward the engine.
Charles Hanneman was exceedingly dead. He knelt beside the bed, chest and face flat against it, hands all tangled up in the blankets. The hole, like a wet coin slot, was on the left side of his back, just below the shoulder blade. Blood had run down his white shirt into the waistband of his trousers. Not much blood. I had recently seen some very messy bodies. This one had all its parts and did not bother me. And it didn’t seem to bother Marj.
“I’d hate to think you did this, Marj,” I said.
“I didn’t, if that makes any difference to you.”
“Where’s his place?”
“The second bedroom down the aisle.”
Hanneman’s suit coat was there. I worked his putty arms into the sleeves, rolled him onto his back onto the floor, and buttoned the coat in front.
“How do you want to do this?” she asked.
“I can manage him alone. Take a quick look and see if his bedroom is okay. Then come back and make like a guide.”
I pulled him into a sitting position, then hoisted him up onto the edge of the bed and held him so he wouldn’t topple over. His fat flesh jounced peacefully in the vibration of the train.
She came back and nodded. I pulled his arms over my shoulders, held his wrists down in front of me. Then I stood up, leaning forward like a man carrying a trunk.
I staggered like a nine-day drunk. I was carrying the horrid results of too much pastry and too many mashed potatoes. The motion of the train didn’t help a bit. By the time I rolled him off onto his own bed, my eyes were out on the end of stalks and I was puffing like an also-ran at Santa Anita.
She tried to hand me the knife.
“Uh-uh,” I said. “You take that into the women’s room, and if you’re real bright you’ll find some way to drop it out onto the tracks.”
Hanneman’s wallet had fallen out of his pants pocket. Marj sat on her heels on the floor and opened it. She looked at the sheaf of Uncle Sugar’s IOUs and her eyes shone like a bride’s.
“This will make it look like robbery,” she said.
“Odd, isn’t it? Let me see the wallet.”
She gave it to me, without currency. The card case was quite full. It was very interesting. Charles Hanneman, Attorney at Law. And some others, equally crisp, equally new. C. Arthur Hineman, M.D.; Charles A. Hand, Bursar, Powelton College; C. Andrew Hanson, Broker.
“What do you know!” I whispered.
“What’s that? What’s so interesting?” she said, breathing down my neck.
“Never you mind. Pop will take care of this.”
She used the blue thing to wipe the door, inside and outside. The coast was clear and we parted. I disposed of the wallet and cards in the manner I had suggested to her. I went back and sat on my bed and thought about obese, florid confidence men.
When she tapped on my door, I let her in without turning on the light. She came into my arms, trembling and whimpering. I held her and made comforting sounds. Pore little girl. Pore tired little girl. She was nice to hold. Her lips came up tentatively, then enthusiastically. I broke the clinch with the heel of my hand against her pretty chin. She blundered around in the little bedroom, grumbling and kicking anything handy, and then left in a tizzy.
As soon as she had gone, I put the light on and started hunting. It didn’t take long. It was under the bed where she’d tossed it, covering the sound with her pretended anger. I reached under and pulled the knife out and presently sent it to join the wallet.
Skipper Moran gave me a pretty smile that meant, Join me for breakfast. She said aloud, “Does your little head still burn where I patted it, Simon?”
“Burned all night. Throbbed like a toothache. All I could do was lie there and pant.”
“You lie as good as you pant, Mr. Pell.”
“We’re in Chicago in another hour or so. Are you going all the way through to New York? Can we get on the same train?”
She smiled. “Poor throbbing boy.” I made another inventory of the face. Sweet stubborn chin. Flower-petal eyes. “Why are you staring?”
“It’s just pleasant to look at a woman with a certain amount of decency in her face. You’ve a good face, Skipper. It has been around, and it has gotten wisdom instead of toughness.”
She looked at me oddly. “That’s quite nice. That you should think so. Trying to disarm me, Simon?”
“That’s a splendid idea.”
She grinned. “You’re too soon out of the hospital for the big leagues, rookie.”
Something was wrong. I didn’t catch on until the second strip of bacon. “I didn’t mention any hospital, Skipper. I mentioned Vietnam, nothing more. What kind of spy are you?”
She looked upset. Prettily confused. “You must have said something about it, Simon.”
“I was careful not to, Skipper. A sympathy pitch is not my style. And another thing. That empty chair in the lounge car was almost too opportune. There are never empty chairs by lovely blondes. And I did get the eye. Oh, very subtly, but I got it.”
She laughed. A good try, only faintly strained. “Oh, Simon! You’ve got to stop reading novels. I’m a gal on a train. I’m heading for New York.”
A neat brisk young man with a neat, close shave and an eye like the accounts receivable ledger came down the diner, looked through me, and put his lips practically against my gal’s little pink bunny ear.
She had been looking at me. She started looking through me. She got up, remembered her manners, gave me a smile about three millimeters long, and departed.
When I had gotten tired of toying with my third cup of coffee and half decided it was time to pack, she came back. She sat down and ordered coffee.
She balanced me on the razor’s edge of her eyes and said, “Your ex-wife’s friend was knifed during the night. Know anything about it?”
“I never knew Dick Tracy was such a master of disguise.”
“Don’t clown, Simon. I’m talking off the record and out of order and against instructions. So don’t clown. What do you know about it?”
I forked a groove in the tablecloth and admired it for a moment. I heard her coffee being brought. I heard her tear the paper off the sugar.
“My ex enlisted me last night. The corpus undelectable was in her boudoir. It was either pull an assist or try to talk myself out of an eyewitness report. So I moved junior back to his own room.”
“You just made a very intelligent decision, Mr. Pell.”
“Moving the body, or telling you?”
“Moving the body was almost unforgivably stupid. I suppose you told her you wouldn’t give her the money.”
“If I kept a diary, I’d swear you’d been peeking.”
“Why do you feel such a compulsion to be flip?”
“Counter question. Who are you?”
“A working girl. Working.”
“You don’t know what a shock this is to me. I thought it was my good looks and sparkling personality that intrigued you.”
“When, as a matter of fact, it was the criminal tendencies of your ex-wife. Marjorie has been a cooperative little morsel, Mr. Pell. Without knowing it, of course. We’ve had the net over her ever since Juarez, hoping for leads.”
“Hmmmm. A junior G girl.”
“No. A clerk-stenographer CAF-ten filling in because our little club is a bit shorthanded. The man who came and spoke to me is phoning ahead. I’m afraid we’re going to have to take her into custody now.”