She’d gotten the Jeep two years ago, the day after her divorce had been finalized, and it had never given her a moment’s trouble. Of course, she had to give it a quart of oil every Friday, she thought. And it did look a little disreputable with all that rust and the coat hanger antenna, but those things were cosmetic.
They stood at the edge of the cliff and gazed down at the Jeep, belly-up and slightly squashed in the moonlight.
Berry sighed in morose resignation. “It’s dead.”
“Doesn’t look good.”
Berry was at a loss for words. After all, what on earth can you say when your entire future has just gone over a cliff? What can you say when faced with certain bankruptcy? And I’m not going to cry, she told herself, frowning. I absolutely am not going to cry.
He studied her face in the moonlight. “You’re not going to cry, are you?”
“Absolutely not.” A large tear oozed over her lower lashes and streaked down her cheek. “Damn.”
She was pretty, he thought. And she was nice to kiss. But she was a little nutty. Not that he would hold that against her. He put an arm around her shoulders and wiped the tear away with his thumb.
“It’s okay,” Jake said. “The insurance will pay to replace your car.”
Berry slumped and did another sigh.
“You don’t have insurance,” he guessed.
“Not that kind. Only if I run over somebody.” She squared her shoulders and turned on her heel. “Well, good-bye.”
Good-bye? He wasn’t ready for good-bye. He wanted to look at the blond curls some more. He needed to know why she didn’t have insurance. And what was her favorite ice cream flavor? And when was her birthday? And was she really okay after falling out of his tree? And in fact, he wouldn’t mind knowing what she thought of him naked, but probably he shouldn’t rush that one.
He walked beside her. “Where are you going?”
“Home.”
“That must be miles from here.”
Berry shrugged. “It’s not so far.”
May as well get used to walking, she thought, I’m going to be doing a lot of it. Anyway, she could use the exercise to get rid of the nervous stomach caused by Mr. Large Pizza with the Works and his navy briefs.
No way was she walking home, Jake thought. It was dark, and late. She could get mugged or snatched by a maniac serial rapist. And she smelled like pizza. She could get attacked by a pack of hungry dogs.
“If you’ll wait a minute, I’ll give you a ride,” he said to her.
“Thanks, but that’s not necessary. Besides, I’d get your fancy car all dirty.”
“My fancy car has leather seats. They wash. Wait here.”
Berry kept walking. “Really, it’s not necessary.”
He grabbed her firmly by the shoulders and plunked her into a sitting position on the edge of the curb. “Wait here!”
“You’re awfully bossy.”
“So I’ve been told.”
That intrigued her. She watched him jog away and wondered who else thought he was bossy. A girlfriend, maybe? A wife? She was still wondering when the cream-colored car rolled to a stop in front of her. She removed her vest and carefully placed it on the floor, mozzarella side up.
“This is very nice of you,” Berry said.
“Yup, that’s me. I’m an all-around nice guy.” He cut his eyes to her. “You haven’t told me your name.”
“Berry Knudsen.”
“Berry? Like in holly berry or cranberry?”
“Lingonberry. My mother was inordinately proud of her Scandinavian heritage. So, who else thinks you’re bossy? Your wife?”
Sawyer mumbled something unintelligible.
“Excuse me?”
“My kids,” he said on a sigh.
His kids? He had kids. And a wife. And he’d just kissed her. She was going to go straight home and brush her teeth.
“How many kids do you have?” she asked.
“Twenty-one. This morning they all told me the same thing you did. They think I’m bossy.”
“Twenty-one kids?”
“I teach first grade.”
“So you’re not married?”
“No.”
Berry almost swooned with relief. He wasn’t married. Not that it really mattered to her. She wasn’t interested in men right now. She especially wasn’t interested in this man. Still, it was good to know she hadn’t kissed a philanderer. She hadn’t spied on someone else’s private property. She hadn’t smashed a family pizza. And this tantalizing hunk of manliness, driving a megabucks car, taught first grade. Imagine that!
“You don’t look like a first-grade teacher,” she said.
Jake let out a low groan. “I know. I’m too big. I don’t fit in any of the little chairs. My fingers aren’t good at holding crayons or safety scissors. And I can’t get the hang of barrettes at all.” He slumped in his seat. “I wasn’t cut out for first grade. This is the toughest thing I’ve ever done.”
The image of Jake Sawyer playing mother hen to a group of seven-year-olds brought a smile to Berry’s lips. If she’d had a first-grade teacher that looked like Jake Sawyer, she’d have done anything to stay after school. Her first-grade teacher had been five feet, two inches tall and weighed close to two hundred pounds. Mrs. Berman. Berry shivered at the memory.
“Earth to Berry.”
“Sorry. I guess I drifted off.”
“I was afraid you might have sustained a head injury when you fell out of the tree.”
“No. The only thing damaged is my pride and your pizza.” She squinted into the darkness. “Turn right at the next light. Then just go straight until you see the sign, PIZZA PLACE.”
“This isn’t exactly a ritzy part of town.”
Berry shrugged. “It’s an ethnic neighborhood. Italian bakery. Vietnamese laundry. Ethiopian restaurant. Everybody’s struggling to make a start, like me.”
Jake executed a smooth corner at the light and frowned at the dark street lined with grimy stores and intersected by narrow alleyways. “Why have you chosen to work in this pizza place?”
“Why did you choose to teach first grade?”
Jake smiled wryly. “If I tell you, will you tell me?”
“I hope your story’s more interesting than mine.”
“I invented Gunk.”
“Gunk?”
“It creeps. It crawls. It comes in five scents and three flavors. It’s edible. It’s freezable. It’s disgusting.”
“I’ve seen it advertised on television.”
“I invented it. I was working for Bartlow Labs, looking for an inexpensive organic glue, and I discovered Gunk.”
“Are you a chemist?”
“I used to be. I quit the second I sold my Gunk rights. I hated the fluorescent lights and the nine-to-five routine. And it was boring. Glue is boring.” He smiled proudly. “Now I’m an inventor.”
“What about teaching first grade?”
“Guinea pigs. I have twenty-one kids to test my new ideas. Besides, I had a teaching degree and I needed the money. I squandered my Gunk money on this car and that monstrous Victorian house.”
Berry wrinkled her nose. The man had forsaken a respectable profession to invent future Gunk, and thought of seven-year-olds as guinea pigs. Prince Charming had some frog in him.
“How did you ever get the school board to hire you?”
“Luckily, Mrs. Newfarmer had a nervous breakdown and suddenly abandoned her first-grade class. When I applied for a job as substitute teacher, they were desperate enough to consider me.”
“Nervous breakdown? Must be some group of kids.”
“The kids are terrific. Mrs. Newfarmer had marital problems.”
Hmmm, she thought, I can relate to that. Marriage could easily give somebody a nervous breakdown. It could give you hives, and dishpan hands, and paranoia.
Berry knew firsthand. She had tried marriage. Four years of struggling to put her husband through medical school, and then she’d found him playing doctor with Mary Lou Marowski. Yes sir, she knew all about marriage.