As my star ascends, shining high above Old Temple Lane, I add to my repertoire the Tale of Bitter Root and Brother Coming. I tell of the Neverdie Forest and my conception by sibling incest sixteen years ago. I tell of the Sorceress Wu’s barbaric punishment for your sins against Brother Coming. I tell of how I fled to Chang’an.
‘Gentlemen, my quest here in the city of Chang’an is to be reunited with my father, the Eunuch Wu. I beg of any gentlemen here with imperial connections to let it be known that Night Coming of the Hummingbird Inn wishes with all her heart to meet her father. Pass on this message for me, kind sirs, and I’ll be for ever in your debt!’
Patience is a tree with bitter roots that bears sweet fruit. This is the motto I live by. Patiently I wait for my message to spread from the Gay Quarters to the imperial household, and to the ears of my father. I come to be known as the Eunuch’s Daughter, much to my delight.
IX
‘Night Coming!’ trills Madam Plum Blossom. ‘A gentleman caller is here for you.’ Her voice drops to a whisper. ‘A eunuch from the Imperial Palace.’
A year has gone by since I came to Chang’an. A year of life at the Hummingbird Inn. A year of changing seasons, and now spring is here again. How remarkably apt! My heart leaps and rejoices at the granting of its deepest wish. My father has come!
‘One moment, Madam Plum Blossom!’ I call back. ‘Do serve our guest some tea.’
I am in my bedchamber, having risen after a night of spinning fables and Playing the Jade Flute of a gold merchant from Samarkand. Madam had interrupted me as I stood at the mirror, idly attending to my coiffure and toilette. I stare into the polished oval of brass. Am I a long-lost daughter to make a father proud? I am no longer the starving waif who arrived in Chang’an a year ago. My cheeks are rosy and plump (thanks to Madam’s epicurean tastes and fondness for plying others with cakes), but many late nights of ale-drinking and sinning have tarnished the bloom of my youth. The purity and innocence I once had has vanished, and a knowing, wise-beyond-her-years look haunts my eyes.
I change my scarlet gown with plunging décolletage for a peony-embroidered robe, modest and high in the neck, as becoming a young girl. My lofty chignon cascades down as I pull out the combs of rhinoceros horn. I arrange my loose hair into two chaste plaits and rub the rouge paint off my lips, smearing a white linen hanky as red as a menstrual rag. Shaking, I take a deep breath. ‘Father, here I come. .’ Down the creaking wooden stairs I go.
The eunuch peering into the deep stone well is not you. Call it intuition of the blood, but I know this at once. He nods his turbaned head and strides towards me in a swish of fine robes cut from imperial cloth, and I hide my disappointment behind a warm and welcoming smile. The eunuch has a blue-tinctured pallor and looks ethereal as a fox fairy or spirit, and out of place in our sunny, cherry-blossom-fragranced courtyard. On his perch Master Xing ruffles his feathers and puffs out his chest: ‘A guest is here! A stinking castrato!’ The eunuch’s face wrinkles as he smiles, showing neat rows of little teeth. Under his turban, his eyebrows are feathery and light.
‘Eunuch Talent,’ he says. ‘An honour to meet you, Night Coming, the Tale-spinning Courtesan. I have heard of your magnificent storytelling. You are fast acquiring a mythical status in the Gay Quarters.’
Eunuch Talent is slight as a boy child of about twelve, and his lack of masculine traits suggests he was neutered before puberty. His high and fluting voice is an octave below falsetto, and in it one can detect years of training to restrain its crow’s screech.
‘A pleasure to meet you, Eunuch Talent,’ I say. ‘As you can see, I am but a poor and ignorant country girl. The reputation that you hear of is not one I deserve.’
Madam Plum Blossom bustles into the courtyard with a tray of jasmine tea and cakes of sticky rice and sweet dates. She narrows her eyes at Eunuch Talent, as she has a low opinion of the castrati (‘Never met a neuter who weren’t a malevolent fiend!’) and won’t waste her charms on him. She sets down the tray and goes away.
Beneath the pink blossoms of the cherry tree, Eunuch Talent and I sip at tea and nibble little cakes. Isn’t the spring weather fine? Aren’t the cherry blossoms exquisite? Isn’t the brevity of their flowering expressive of the transience of life? What splendid cakes these are! Etiquette demands the point of his visit be delayed with trivial and meaningless chatter. But impatience wears my politeness thin.
‘Why have you come to see me, Eunuch Talent?’ I ask. ‘Are you acquainted with my father, Eunuch Wu?’
‘Yesssss,’ he hisses, and I half expect to see the flicker of a forked tongue. He gives a smile, thin and calculating.
‘He no longer goes by the name of Eunuch Wu, but Eunuch Loyal One. He is the head of the Department of Housekeeping in the Imperial Palace, and a trusted servant and confidant of the Emperor Taizong. A very powerful castrato indeed.’
‘Does he know of me, his daughter, Night Coming?’ I ask anxiously.
‘Not yet. But I shall tell him. Tomorrow.’
‘A thousand blessings to you, Eunuch Talent!’ I gush. ‘Oh what a kind-hearted soul you are!’
I am not so naïve of course. There is something he wants in exchange. The eunuch smiles, basking in my praise. Then he sighs wistfully and gazes upon me with affected romantic longing.
‘How lovely you are, Night Coming,’ he says. ‘It’s obvious how an enchantress such as you has every man in the Gay Quarters under her spell. One night with Night Coming the Tale-spinning Courtesan would be an honour I would cherish for the rest of my life.’
He strokes his beardless chin and waits for my response. Cast in a role that would challenge even the most skilled of actresses, I smile. ‘Eunuch Talent, the pleasure will be all mine.’
May you sleep with a eunuch! is a curse spat by courtesans who wish evil upon each other, but what ‘to sleep with a eunuch’ means, and why it is a curse, is a mystery to me. How does a eunuch perform the Clouds and Rain? How does a eunuch compensate for his lack of manhood? What does the courtesan do with the mutilated stump? Eunuch Talent ends my ignorance.
To sleep with a eunuch is to be stripped and leered at as the eunuch keeps on his robes. To sleep with a eunuch is to become a scratching post for a neutered cat; to be stabbed with your own rhinestone-studded hairpins and strangled with your own beads. To sleep with a eunuch is to be bitten and grinned at with bloodstained teeth. To see the eunuch’s pale whey face light up as he penetrates you with a balled-up fist, punching its way inside. I clamp down hard on my tongue. My shadow writhes on the wall of the bedchamber, but I won’t give him the satisfaction of tears or a cry of pain.
Eunuch Talent sneers, ‘I saw how you smirked when I asked to spend the night with you. “How can this emasculated fool make love to a woman?” you scoffed. Well, is this not making love? Don’t I penetrate you far deeper than your average man?’
When Eunuch Talent’s vandalism is over, purplish marks of strangulation circle my neck and bite marks throb on my breasts and buttocks; crescents of teeth, upper and lower sets, are embedded in my flesh. On his way out, Eunuch Talent glances back at the blood-spattered bed where I am protectively hugging my limbs. He smiles, proud of the damage he has done. He will request an appointment to see Eunuch Loyal One, head of the Department of Housekeeping, the next day.
‘However,’ he adds, ‘I can’t guarantee he will acknowledge paternity of a low-breed slut like you.’
Then, in a swish of imperial robes, Eunuch Talent is gone.
‘Night Coming! Damn you, child, for not calling me! How could you let that horrid teapot without a spout torture you so? How?’