A half a square mile of charred and smoking ruins marked, at dawn, what had once been thirty-one thriving businesses.
Fire Department authorities state they have positively isolated the cause to an electrical short in the Jimbo Electronics Toys Plant.
Competitors jubilant. ...
Way down the list of firms consumed by flames was "The Eyes and Ears of Voltar." Nothing about Spurk. Probably had him confused with a watchman. I went on through the paper. Ah, another one: STOLEN CAR FALLS ON HOSPITAL Last night, a vehicle identified as stolen, crashed out of the midnight skies to land on the Hospital of Good Mercy.
The superintendent, Doctor Muff Chuff, who was not there at the time, said that damage was minimal, confined to the poor children's ward. As the roof collapsed, there is no body count as we go to press. "We were going to abandon that wing anyway," the Superintendent said. "We need more money and have too few doctors. Application for more building funds is being made. ..." I wandered on through the pages. And then, there it was, a small item: APPARATUS OFFICER RUN OVER IN MIDAIR The body of Officer Raza Torr of the Coordinated Information Apparatus was discovered in the small hours of the morning on the banks of the River Wiel. It was discovered by a passing garbage scow.
Police Traffic Investigator Roauf Roauf informed this reporter that evidence clearly showed Torr had been struck by a passing airbus and had fallen ten thousand feet.
I smiled. Leave it to the exacting press to get everything right!
We flew through the beautiful morning and were soon putting down at the Widow Tayl's. And I was so pleased I just sat there gazing toward the swimming bath. What a warm glow it gave me to bring so much happiness to this world.
There sat Doctor Prahd Bittlestiffender at the poolside. He was dressed in a robe several sizes too small for him. He had at least fifteen empty canisters lying about his reclining chair. On his lap he had a huge platter of sweetbuns he was wolfing – one bun, one bite.
Lying on her belly in the grass was the Widow Tayl. She had her robe skirt up around her shoulders and was naked from there on down. She had her chin cupped in her palms. She was gazing with rapt adoration at the doctor.
What a scene of post-carnal bliss! Truly, I felt like a benefactor of the whole race. The waves emanating from the Widow Tayl to Prahd almost shimmered in the morning sun.
Belatedly they noticed that an airbus had landed with a blast, ten seconds before, that had almost blown the leaves off the trees.
I got out. They looked in my direction.
But what was this? The Widow Tayl had patches of bandage on her face and the whole upper part of her torso was swathed in post-operation tape! Had they had a fight? Then I realized that Prahd must be set up and in business already. Practicing, maybe. Getting his hand in. Removing her warts and tightening her sagging breasts.
He came gangling halfway over to meet me. He was still chomping on a bun and wiping his hand on the robe.
"I am Officer Gris," I told him, in a very low voice.
I pulled my identoplate from my pocket and showed him. I looked stealthily to the right and left. I said, "You arrived okay?" He was looking at me oddly.
"Is everything all right?" I said. "Did Zanco deliver the shipment?" He nodded. But he said, "You sound just like Professor Gyrant Slahb!" Ah, well, we have a penetrative intellect here, I thought. But they train you splendidly in the Apparatus.
I smiled, "Well, I should hope so! He is my great-uncle on my mother's side!" Instant awe! Instant adoration!
"He's a wonderful man," said Prahd.
"He certainly is," I agreed heartily. "Now, to business. Are you set up for the test case?" He loped ahead of me and we went into the hospital. A side room was piled with empty cases, big and small. The main invalid room had been all pushed about and a big portable operating table was centered. Lights were ready to beam down. Racks of knives were ready to probe. Spin drills were ready to spin. Culture flasks were ready to culture. Heaters and flame were ready to burn Hells out of everything in sight. What a layout!
"I see you've used the table already," I said.
He blushed faintly and, yes, I noticed there were a couple telltale spots on it.
"No, no, I mean the Widow Tayl." He blushed harder and started to look hangdog.
"No, no, no!" I said. "I mean her operations."
"Oh, that," he said, instantly relieved. "The poor woman. Warts are so easy to handle. And there's no reason for her breasts to sag. By introducing a muscle-cord catalyst to the mammora fermosa..." What a dedicated cellologist!
I forestalled lecture 205. "It's all right. I know you had to see if the equipment works."
"Oh," he said, glowing, "her equipment really works!" He shook his head in wonder. "But there are several more things I can do to her. . . ." I'll bet you will do them, I said to myself. Standing on one's head in the swimming bath or trying it in a tree might be novel. "The test case!" I said firmly.
He was all attention.
"You realize it is very secret and your presence here more secret still. I am here today to see if you are set up and to bring you more equipment."
"Good Lords," he said, "I have more equipment here now than we had in the whole hospital!"
"We will install one set of these in the test case," I said. "I want you to study the directions and get all set up. There must be no slip-up. Your future, I hate to have to remind you, depends on this first test case. My grandfather ..."
"You mean your great-uncle, don't you?"
"My grandfather was a cellologist," I corrected quickly. "I have heard him say that the first case tells the tale. And although my great-uncle was very impressed with your record, it is I," I said very firmly, "that you must please. One leak of your presence here, one slip of the knife in this test operation and . . "I made the gesture of good-bye.
That scared him. "Oh . . . I . . . I . . . I will obey you, Officer Gris. I will . . . will d . . . d . . . d ..." I went to the door. I bawled, "Driver! Bring in those boxes." I found an additional storage space. My driver, Ske, muttering under his breath, began to make trip after trip, lugging in the cartons and filling the spare room. The one marked with an Xwas early and I opened it and got out the directions and the hearing and sight buttons, one set. I put them down on a table. I briefed him in detail and then concluded, "You study these. They will go into the test case." He said he would. And although I tried to dissuade him that the rest were of no interest, he kept pawing around the other cartons. I didn't know or care what was in them, really.
"These aren't all cellological," he said.
"They have relevant applications," I said learnedly, although how you could treat a long-distance, miniature, pocket, electronic, automatic sound-aiming rifle sight as cellological I wouldn't know.
Ske finally finished and went grumpily back to the car. Young Doctor Bittlestiffender suddenly turned from his examination of cases. "There's blood on these boxes!" Ah, me. Apparatus training has to be good, the demands made on it. I said, "Horrors!" I rushed madly out to the car. Ske was just sitting down in it, very sweaty and cross.
"Let me see your hands!" I demanded.
He was willing to do that. And sure enough, the boxes of gold had gouged the flesh a trifle here and there. But not enough to bleed.
I held the hand firmly.
"Aha," I said. "Steel slivers!" I shot the Knife Section knife out of my sleeve. I stabbed him in the palm!