Sent him the video. Said he'd get back to me.
Now, it's night in the States. Getting on to, anyway. Sunday. Colonel is still at work, though. Good man.
Called me back two hours later. Middle of the fucking night.
What was on the video?
Shots of the approaching army with close ups of the civilians in their midst. Good view of the Abadan refinery for perspective.
Close ups of the tanks.
Troops rolling out of the barracks in battle rattle. (Did not note that they'd done that hours beforehand.)
More of the approach. Let that one loom. It looked like "all the sands of the desert" if you didn't notice that more than half were unarmed women and children.
Them blowing the fence with the suicide trucks.
Thousands of heavily armed shooters pouring over the berm and celebrating.
Explosions. More explosions. One shot caught bodies, literally, flying up in the air. Well, parts.
Javelins firing.
Tanks blowing up from Javelins. Technicals blowing up from Javelins.
The Nepos holding the compound. We had to work with that one to make them look really seriously endangered, but the geek managed.
The Strykers rolling out of the base in an unstoppable wave. (Again, careful editing.)
Snipers on the berm. Day shot.
Thermal imagery of the sweep teams and a really lucky shot of one of them engaging a small group of hide-outs. Guys dropping from snipers.
One totally trashed compound. Bodies scattered everywhere.
A last shot of the stars and stripes waving in the wind.
All to music from the Halo movie. Well, and "O Fortuna." "O Fortuna" and Mjolnir Mix for the approach then "Blow Me Away" for the rest. Okay, it's more like 11 minutes. I didn't hear any bitching.
(And, okay again, the flag was cheating. There was this video that was like some sort of marketing video for Titan Base. Didn't know the U.S. Army did marketing videos. Oh, well. Anyway, we took it from that. But work with me, here. A flag hanging limp wasn't going to do it. SkyGeek was a real find. Same guy that fixed our satellite shit. I was protecting him very carefully.)
Did we carefully edit for "we're going to get fucked" and then "we survived and kicked ass!"? Oh, hell yeah. Was it propaganda? Yeah, probably.
But I'd just trashed something like nineteen billion dollars worth of stuff. (Actually, less, but none of it was coming home.)
I needed some propaganda on my side.
So the brigade commander called me back.
"That wasn't, exactly, a report. Where'd all that video come from?"
"We had prepared the base with an extensive surveillance system, sir. We were only one company and it was a very long perimeter."
"And some fencing, I noticed."
"Yes, sir."
"Busy little beavers. Actually, that was the corps commander's comment."
"The Nepalese did most of it, sir."
"The ones you armed. That was your battalion commander's comment."
"I have been doing the best job I can, sir, to maintain and secure this environment. I may have taken some unorthodox steps, but I considered them necessary to ensure the security of myself and the troops and noncombatants I am responsible for. Sir."
"The corps commander's question was actually 'Where'd he get the fucking Ghurkas?' I explained. He felt it was 'a pretty optimal use of available personnel.' He also mused about whether we can keep them."
"Yes, sir."
"What was your count on the threat? I was looking at better than two grand. I thought you said there wasn't that much threat in the area."
"Faulty intel and things accelerated, sir. Sir, we're one company. I don't have an intel guy. Or overhead. Sir. And our rough count was six thousand. We've got enough video to do a hard count when it comes to it. But that was our estimate."
"Before I showed it to the division commander and his staff I asked for their count of what they considered 'overwhelming force' in the circumstances. His answer was around a thousand. Same for the corps commander when he was asked. He's sending it on to FORSCOM with his comments. But you're going to need to do an actual report."
"Yes, sir. Breaking the chain, sir. Extraction?"
"Still nothing. Brought that up, too. You're probably going to have to roll to somewhere. Ensure your own security and make plans for that. The last is probably redundant but you didn't destroy all your ammo and equipment, right?"
"I'm an S-4, sir. You really think I'd destroy all my equipment, sir?"
"Yeah. We need to unfuck that when you get back."
Yes!
"Out here."
So we were out of the woods for now. The Chief of Staff might be less forgiving, not to mention the Secretary of Defense, and I figured it would get that high what with a billion here and a billion there.
But for now, we were out of the woods.
Well, actually we were stuck deep in them. But we could see some paths and shit. Maybe.
Then we had to deal with the State Department.
Most of the "governments" in the world were, essentially, thugs. We'd had embassies overrun in a dozen countries. And then gotten in contact with them and said "no harm, no foul." (Look, a dead ambassador, not to mention the Marines, was foul.) The "governments" were whichever group happened to have commo with the States at any moment.
I'll give you an example that actually mattered. Turkey.
The capital of Turkey is Ankara, which had been a fairly big city in the middle of fuck all. Our embassy, there, was evacced by that MEU in the Med when "the security situation deteriorated."
Subsequent to that, the U.S. had been contacted by three separate groups, all claiming to the be "the official government of Turkey."
The "official" official government was the one that the Turkish ambassador to the U.S., who lived, said was the official government. Sort of.
See, the Turkish Ambassador to France was buddies with a different faction. So the French were recognizing them.
The Turkish ambassador to the UN had also survived. And he was saying the third faction was the "official" government.
And the State Department was in a dither. Which was the official government of Turkey?
I can tell you that from my experiences. None of them. They were three groups of thugs who had satellite phones and the ears of three more thugs who happened to have the ear of idiots.
There was no "official" government of Turkey if you count "official" as having control over most of the territory. Or even a big segment of it. Say, half. Not at that time.
There was an official government of Israel. New prime minister; the vaccine hadn't worked for the last one. Somewhat reduced Knesset was in session. Elections were in the planning stages.
It was willing to take us in. But not the Nepos.
What the fuck?
They were still afraid of the flu. Okay, there was some constant to that. But I had documentation that the Nepos had been vaccinated with Type Two. (I wasn't mentioning the girls at all. Just a vague mention of "local contract staff." Besides, we'd vaccinated them too.)
For some reason, well some pretty obvious ones, they were willing to take a company of American infantry, but not the Nepos.