My stomach won the debate hands-down, and at twelve-forty I was parked on a stool in a second-rate lunch counter on Sixth Avenue drinking second-rate coffee and eating peach pie. The pie actually was respectable to the degree that I ordered a second piece, checking my watch. It had been forty minutes since I left Halliburton’s — time for another try. I dialed his number at the pay phone near the door and on the third ring got a hoarse “Hello?” I hung up, scolding myself for not being patient enough to keep watch on King Street. Now I would have to talk my way into his apartment from the foyer, which figured to be harder than in the cases of Polly Mars and Rojek. As I walked back from the diner, I turned over possible approaches, settling on one that seemed to have a fair chance of success.
This time when I pressed the button, I got a response that sounded roughly like “Whosit?”
“A college buddy of Sparky’s,” I said, pitching my voice an octave high. The buzzer sounded, and I climbed my third apartment-building staircase of the weekend. This case was going to keep me slim. At the fourth-floor landing I saw a door ajar, and as I neared it, Todd Halliburton, all five-feet-five, pulled it open.
“Hi, what’s... You!” he yelped, his eyebrows climbing halfway up his forehead. He tried to slam the door, but my foot was too fast and I wedged it between the door and the jamb. “What the hell do you want?” he cried, trying to push me out.
“To see you for a few minutes,” I said, forcing the door farther open, muscling him backward and working my way into the apartment.
“If you don’t get out of here, I’m calling the police.” He retreated into his living room.
“Go ahead,” I told him, grinning. “I can give you the number and tell you who to ask for. Actually, you’ll be saving them some trouble, because they’ll be wanting to talk to you before long anyway.”
“What in the hell are you talking about?” He stopped backing up and put his hands on his hips defiantly. He was wearing tennis shorts and one of those powder-puff-colored short-sleeved pullover shirts with a swamp creature glued on where a pocket should be.
“I’m talking about the murder of your friend Linville.”
“Well, they got the guy, didn’t they? It was on TV and in the papers. Thank God.”
“They got a guy,” I corrected. “But not the right one. Or maybe I should say not the right guy or woman.”
“Says who?”
“Says Nero Wolfe,” I answered quietly. “And when Mr. Wolfe talks, the police listen.” Okay, so I was indulging in hyperbole, but given my audience, it seemed apt — and effective.
“So let me get this straight,” Halliburton said, head cocked to one side and hands still on hips. “Nero Wolfe — that’s your boss, I know — says Michael James didn’t kill Sparky? What kind of bull is that? The paper said he confessed.”
“Don’t believe everything you read. Mind if I sit?”
He obviously minded, but for the moment, anyway, I had him cowed, and he sat too, looking about as relaxed as a taxpayer undergoing an IRS audit. I gave his living room a quick once-over; it was small, bachelor-messy, and not nearly as well-furnished as Rojek’s, to say nothing of the Polly Mars — Noreen James digs. At this rate, I’d be able to free-lance an article on the varied life-styles of New York singles for one of the shelter magazines.
“Okay, here’s the story,” I said, leaning forward. “Mr. Wolfe has a client—”
“Ha! Of course,” Halliburton snapped. “That’s it. Wolfe’s trying to make money off all this, and—”
“Look,” I said coldly, returning the interruption, “you don’t much like having me here. Well, the more you butt in, the longer I’m going to stay. If I were you, I’d keep my mouth shut and my ears open.” I had the same urge to belt him that I did the night he shot off his mouth in front of Morgana’s, but I suppressed it. “As I started to say, Mr. Wolfe has a client, Noreen James, and—”
“Noreen?” His eyes widened and his eyebrows went up again. “She’s the one who hired Wolfe?”
“Right,” I said, ignoring the latest intrusion. “Does that surprise you?”
“Urn, no, I guess not.” He shrugged. “I mean, he is her brother and all.”
“You obviously know Miss James.”
Another shrug. “Well, I met her, when she was out with Sparky, you know.”
“What was your impression of her?”
“How do you mean?”
“I thought the question was clear. What did you think of her?”
Halliburton still looked as if he were visiting the IRS. “A nice girl — really nice,” he said woodenly.
“She seems to like you too,” I ventured.
“Oh, yeah?” His face finally lost its sneer.
“So she told me. Did you ever go out with her?”
“Me? Hey, Sparky and I were good friends, you know? I wouldn’t have a date with somebody he was interested in.”
“How long had you and Linville known each other?”
“Oh, I guess maybe three, four years. I ran into him in one of the places one night, and we hit it off good. We were both just out of school.”
“But not the same school?”
He dismissed the question with a wave of the hand. “Hell, no. Sparky went to a couple of those fancy little colleges up in New England. Me, I’m City U all the way.”
“But you two palled around a lot?”
I could tell that Halliburton was running out of patience. “Hell, we hit the same spots, sometimes together. Sometimes we’d just run into each other.”
“With the kind of money Linville had — and seemed to enjoy spending — wasn’t it kind of expensive keeping up with him?” I asked.
“Hey, I got a little money of my own,” he muttered. “Besides, Sparky, he enjoyed being, well, generous, you know?”
“Meaning he picked up the tab a lot?”
Halliburton grunted a yes.
“Ever go out on dates together?”
“Yeah, a few times, not very often.”
“Been to his apartment?”
“Once or twice, but what of it? Listen, what do you want, anyway? Who do you and Wolfe think got Sparky if it wasn’t James?”
“I’ll just be another minute or two,” I said, ignoring the question. “Why do you think Michael James — or anybody else, for that matter — would want to kill Linville?”
A shrug. “Hey, I’ve been asking myself that question for four days.”
“Come on,” I said, “you’ve got to have some idea about why James was so hot. And weren’t you curious, at least a little bit, about why I wanted to talk to your friend on the street last Wednesday night in front of Morgana’s?”
“Hey, with all the harassing Sparky had been getting from the press after that last speeding ticket, I just figured it was another reporter.”
“But you told the police you recognized me.”
It was air-conditioned in Halliburton’s apartment, but perspiration droplets had formed on his forehead and his neck. “All right,” he said defensively, “but still, I just figured you were out to hassle Sparky somehow because of his, well, his fast life, you know? He’d gotten to be kind of a target. People would recognize him on the street and give him a hard time, you know?”
“And you protected him by swearing at them. Courageous of you. Now, let’s go through this together, and then I’ll be gone from here, I promise. According to the newspapers, Michael James was looking for Linville the night he was killed, and he — James — made no bones about being angry with him, although even after he confessed, he apparently wouldn’t say why he was so sore. What’s your theory?”
Halliburton cursed under his breath, probably revving his brain cells trying to figure out how to get rid of me. “I don’t have one, except that...”