“I know, I know. It would appear that someone else had reason to harbor animus toward the junior Mr. Linville.”
We said good-bye and I was about to dial Lon Cohen at the Gazette when the doorbell rang. I knew Fritz was out marketing so I went to the front hall and peeked through the one-way panel in the door. What I saw was none other than Fred Durkin, wearing a worried expression and a tie that was old enough to remember when the Weehawken ferry still ran.
“I haven’t seen you in all of twelve hours,” I said, pulling the door open. “Come on in.”
He muttered his thanks, studying his knuckles. “Archie, about last night, I—”
“Come on into the office,” I told him, “where we can sit. Want some coffee?”
Fred shook his head and followed me, taking one of the yellow chairs while I parked at my desk. He looked down at his hands again and cleared his throat twice. “I’m sorry about getting sore last night,” he muttered, shaking his head some more.
I grinned. “Not to worry. We’ve been friends long enough to tolerate each other’s moods.”
“Aw, there was no excuse for my getting hot. The fact is, Archie, I am hurting for work, and I guess I’ve gotten a little bit touchy about it. That’s no reason for me to take it out on you, though.”
“Consider it forgotten. Now, while you’re here, will you accept a check for last night?”
“Sure,” he said, smiling sheepishly.
I got my own checkbook out and wrote out a figure equal to what Fred would have gotten from Wolfe for the same amount of time. “By the way,” I said, “have you heard the radio or TV news this morning?” He shook his head.
“Well, it seems that the subject of our surveillance last night got himself put to sleep — permanently.”
“Killed?”
“Very. It’ll be all over the papers by this afternoon. I don’t know much yet. But it’s just possible that before this is over, your services may be needed again.”
Fred stood up, looking puzzled, and absently took the check I held out. “I’ll help any way I can,” he said. “Are you in trouble, Archie?”
I laughed. “No. But you’re the second person this morning who’s thought that.”
Back at my desk after letting Fred out, I called Lon Cohen.
Lon doesn’t have an official title I’m aware of at the New York Gazette, but his office is within a horseshoe pitch of the publisher’s, and he seems to know the skinny about everything that happens in New York, from scandals in high places to false fire alarms on Staten Island. And best of all, Lon is a friend; his information has been invaluable to Wolfe and me on cases, and conversely, we’ve been able to repay him with scoops worthy of headlines.
He answered on the first ring. “What’s going on?” he yapped in his usual “I-have-seven-seconds-to-spare” tone.
“Just wondering what you’ve got on the Linville murder.”
“How in the hell does that one interest you?”
“I’m not entirely sure,” I told him. “And what’s more, I’m not even sure that if it does end up interesting me, I’ll even be able to tell you why.”
“Just what I like — cooperative friends of the media,” Lon groused. “Okay, I’ll shovel it to you fast: Barton David Linville, aka Sparky, age twenty-six, heir to something in the neighborhood of six million simoleons, was found dead at approximately four-thirty this morning by the attendant in the Mark 2 parking garage on East Seventy-seventh Street. Linville was lying on the concrete next to his car, this year’s model Porsche. His skull had been crushed. No weapon was found. The police think he could have been bashed by a tire iron, or maybe a wrench, but it really sounds like they’re guessing on that.”
“Suspects?”
“Not that we’ve heard of yet. The kid was a wild one, drove his car like he was on the track at Indy, had plenty of women around, got into a few bar fights, nothing serious that I can recall, though.”
“That’s it?”
“What do you want for nothing? The body was discovered only four and a half hours ago. Your time is up — I gotta run.”
I hadn’t been off the phone with Lon for more than fifteen seconds when it rang again, and I knew who it was before I lifted the receiver.
“Is what I just heard on the radio simply one of those incredible coincidences, the kind the Reader’s Digest sometimes writes about?” Saul Panzer asked.
“You don’t even get the Reader’s Digest,” I said.
“Don’t evade the question.”
“Yes, it really is a coincidence. It’s possible I’ll tell you about it sometime. It’s also possible I won’t.”
“Ever the enigma. Okay, Archie, if you need any help, you have the number.”
I told him it was appreciated and leaned back in my chair, contemplating the rows of bookshelves on the far wall of the office. Wolfe wouldn’t be down from his morning session with the plants for another hundred minutes, which gave me time to think about how I was going to drop all this on him. I was still thinking about it at two minutes after eleven, when the whir of the elevator told me he was descending from his greenhouse in the sky.
“Good morning, Archie. Did you sleep well?” That was his standard opening question, and I gave him my standard affirmative answer as he detoured around his desk and got his bulk settled in the best-reinforced chair in North America. He rang for beer and shuffled through the morning mail, which I had as usual stacked neatly on the blotter. He then read and signed three letters that I’d typed while meditating on how to approach him. I waited until he had set them aside and poured beer into a glass from one of the two chilled bottles Fritz had brought.
“We need to talk,” I said.
“Indeed?” He raised his eyebrows and leaned back, lacing his fingers over his center mound, a feat you have to see to believe.
“Yeah, indeed. I’m breaking a confidence, but you don’t count. As you’ve said yourself, on matters of business, we are as one. I’m not sure that what I’m going to tell you will ever grow into a business matter for us, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s close enough. If that’s what you call a rationalization, so be it.”
“Continue,” Wolfe said, his eyes closed. With that, I laid it all out in detail, from a verbatim report of my talk with Lily right through to the events of the morning, including Fred’s visit and my phone conversations with Lily, Lon, and Saul.
Wolfe alternately scowled, frowned, and drank beer, and also injected an occasional question or comment, including the remark I mentioned earlier about my impetuosity. “You know I view you to have better-than-adequate percipience,” he said when I had finished. “What do you feel the likelihood is that either Mr. Linville’s friend or the doorman could identify you?”
“That’s a tough one,” I said. “At the risk of appearing immodest, I am somewhat well-known, if only because of my long association with you. And you, as everyone knows, are one of New York’s ‘One Hundred Most Interesting People,’ as selected by Big Apple magazine.”
That brought a new scowl, which was still on Wolfe’s face when the doorbell rang a few seconds later. For the second time that morning, I went to the hall to look through the one-way panel. This time, however, I returned to the office without opening the door to our visitor.
“I think your question about my being identified has been answered,” I said to Wolfe. “Planted on our stoop — and looking far from overjoyed to be there, I might add — is none other than Inspector Cramer.”