Stagger Lee said. "Some of the staff have first-aid training, so if you ever need a hand down here, give the switchboard I yell.
And there's me." He disconnected a small ring of keys from a larger one, jingled them in his fingers. "Glad to pass the buck, to be honest."
"Are you a doctor?"
"Not an MD." He unlocked one of the cabinets. It was full of supplies: vials, boxes, syringes, tape. "I'm just the general tech guy around here. Have you ever heard of Stagg Field?"
"Where the nuclear reactor was."
"Bingo. It's not there any more, but I went to what's left of the University of Chicago. Just in case," he said with a grin, "you thought I'd shot somebody on account of a hat."
He took some boxes down from a cabinet. "This is goldenrod unguent, for all-purpose healing; it works best on elves, but you can use it on humans. Pinon gum's for abscesses and infections. Boneset leaf, you may have seen that before in the World…"
He held up a fabric-covered object a little thinner than his thumb. "This is a tarantelle cap, for serious systemic poisoning. You use it like an ammonia inhaler: crack it under the nostrils, have the victim breathe. And then get clear: they'll start dancing like crazy to drive out the poison."
"You're kidding."
"Empiricists don't kid, Doc. I've seen it work. I mean it about the getting clear, too. If the patient's busted up physically, you've got a judgment call, because the tarantelle doesn't care about a few broken bones. But remember that we've got poisons here like nothing you ever saw in the World."
"Magic," Danny said.
"These aren't spells. Most of them are old folk remedies on our side of the fire; some even work-pinon kills Staph aureus. They just work better here, like penicillin works better in the World. That's the other thing: magic's unreliable here in the middle, but so is penicillin. The only things you can really always rely on are mechanical closure, sutures and tape, and usually the simpler antiseptics, alcohol and iodine. You're going to see some really bad scarring around here. Don't let it get to you."
Danny thought of Norma Jean. He thought of Rob, too, of course.
Stagger Lee held up a glass vial of what looked like colored glitter. "This is fairy dust: broad-spectrum illusion powder. The Shadow uses a lot of this stuff. Did you see people at the club who looked like they were glowing? Dust."
Okay, Danny thought, that was it. That explained Phasia's appearance, her light.
"It's also a euphoric, psychologically addictive."
"Psychologically?"
"You can't prove dust has any somatic effects. But it sure does hook people."
"What am I supposed to do with it?"
"Comfort the dying." Danny couldn't tell if Stagger Lee was joking or not. "Meanwhile, back at reality…" Stagger Lee unlocked another cabinet, pointed to boxes of hypodermic cartridges. "Meperidine, haloperidol, straight morphine-synthetics don't work as well on elves."
"I can't carry that stuff."
"Why not? You've got a license."
"Sure, but I'm supposed to have authorizations."
"Doc. " Stagger Lee sounded amused. "You can carry any of this stuff you want, and prescribe it any way you want, to anybody you want, at least on this side of the Fire. You have all the authorization there is." Danny got the message. "Okay. Atropine, lidocaine, most of the rest of it you know better than I do. There's a reference library over there. Down here's bicarb in a heart needle pack, though the only coronaries I've ever seen Shadowside were so coke-boosted they needed the bomb squad more than CPR. It's your call, but most of your cases are going to be trauma, and combat trauma at that."
"How about IV fluids? And blood?"
Stagger opened another cabinet, revealing racks of solution bags and accessories. "The plastic bags are hard to come by, even for us. We've got a glass still and autoclavable bottles, though they're a pain to haul around. Remember what I said about trauma?"
Danny nodded.
"So you understand the problem?"
"Yes."
"Wish I had a good answer for you."
"Thanks."'
"Don't mention it."
"How about blood?"
"Mm. Anybody told you about elf blood?"
"It doesn't mix."
"Sure doesn't. Somebody down in the New Carre gave a human patient who would have died anyway a unit of gwaedgwir… Well, like I said, he would have died anyway. Don't even think about transfusing between Truebloods; the class and race situation's too complicated. They don't mingle."
"Truebloods…"
"Elves."
"McCain called them Ellyll."
"Yup. Short course in nonhuman nomenclature: All elves are Truebloods, or gwaed gwir. Ellyllon-that's the plural-are a kind of minor nobility. Almost all the elves you see on this side of the gates are Ellyll; the lower orders can't come across and the higher ones rarely bother. You might think of the Ellyll as like the nothing-special European nobles who went off to the New World a few centuries back, looking for adventure and easy loot.
"Once in a while a High-born elf-an Urthas-comes over to our tacky little reality. It's not polite to mix them up with the Ellyll, but you're not likely to. High-borns are conspicuous. And if you do goof, they're probably not listening. Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good. The only other sort of Trueblood you might see are the Mani; they're a service class, who fetch and carry for the Urthas."
"What do I say to them?"
"They're easy to get along with. Very mission-centered, and either you're the object of the mission or you're not there. Even if you are-do you talk to postage stamps?"
"How many of the… Truebloods speak English?"
"All the Urthas and Ellyllon can, when they feel like it. Their own languages-I know of forty-aren't available for mortals to study. But there's Ellytha, which is like a trade language; humans can learn it, and it's okay if you don't speak it very well, because heck, humans aren't supposed to speak the beautiful elven tongue very well. They don't even mind if we call it 'Elvish'. There are dictionaries and recordings in the library downstairs, if you're interested."
Danny nodded.
"Okay, let's finish up here. I have got to get some sleep." Stagger Lee pointed to a clipboard inside the IV cupboard. "All us mortals in the house are typed; list's here. If you need a withdrawal from the bank, Mr. Patrise can arrange that."
"Is there anything Mr. Patrise can't get?"
"He's got me. And you." Stagger Lee yawned. He tossed Danny the key ring. "The house is about as safe as anywhere on the Levee, so you don't absolutely have to lock up every time you go out the door. Your call."
"These aren't-anybody can use them?"
"No, we don't tag those keys. If you got hurt, you wouldn't want us to have to fool around getting the door open, right?"
"Right."
"Just take care of 'em. See you tonight."
"Yeah."
Danny stood in the infirmary for a little while, looking around at all the stuff with no rational idea of what to do next. Finally he put it all back on the shelves, locked the cabinets, and went over to the library shelf. He got out the Merck Manual, the PDR, and all the books on emergency medicine, called the kitchen for a pot of tea in his rooms. They politely asked if he wouldn't rather have coffee. He agreed, and went upstairs to study.
By noon he had worked out a list. He took the black bag downstairs, then had a thought partway through loading it, and went to the dining room. McCain was there, eating a sandwich and reading the Centurion. He hummed and nodded. "They said you were up early. You know about-"
"Tonight, yeah. I'll be awake. What are we gonna do tonight, anyway?"
"Raise some hell. It'll be interesting." He gestured at a pitcher of iced tea, and Danny poured himself a glass.
Danny said, "Miss Phasia talked to me this morning. How long has she been like that?"
"A couple of years." McCain looked up suddenly. "She calked to you? Was anybody else here?"