“I’m anxious,” I said, “not to lose every friend we have in the world. And then stagger into a war which we shall duly lose.”
“I’m afraid I think that’s a dangerous attitude,” said Lord Boscastle.
“It’s an attitude which appears to be prevalent among professional people. Mr Eliot’s attitude is fairly common among professional people, isn’t it, Helen?” Lady Muriel was half angry, half-exultant at having taken her revenge.
“I should think it very likely,” said Lady Boscastle. “I think I should expect it to be fairly common among thinking people.” She raised her lorgnette. “But it’s easy to exaggerate the influence of thinking people, shouldn’t you agree, Hugh?”
Lord Boscastle did not rise. He was out of humour, I was less welcome than I used to be, but he was never confident in arguing with his wife. And Roy broke in: “Do you like thinking people, Lady Boscastle?”
He was making peace, but they often struck sparks from each other, and Lady Boscastle replied in her high sarcastic voice: “My dear Roy, I am too old to acquire this modern passion for dumb oxen.”
“They’re sometimes very wise,” said Roy.
“I remember dancing with a number of brainless young men with cauliflower ears,” said Lady Boscastle. “I found them rather unenlightening. A modicum of brains really does add to a man’s charm, you know. Hasn’t that occurred to you?”
She was a match for him. When he was at his liveliest, she studied him through her lorgnette and capped his mischief with her ivory sarcasm. Of all the women we knew, he found her the hardest to get round. That night, with Joan silent at the table, he could not persevere; he gave Lady Boscastle the game.
But the rift was covered over, and Lady Muriel began asking energetically what we should do the following day. We were still at dinner, time hung over the great dining-room. No one had any ideas: it seemed as though Lady Muriel asked that question each night, and each night there was a waste of empty time ahead.
“I consider,” said Lady Muriel firmly, “that we should have a picnic.”
“Why should we have a picnic?” said Lord Boscastle wearily.
“We always used to,” said Lady Muriel.
“I don’t remember enjoying one,” he said.
“I always did,” said Lady Muriel with finality.
Lord Boscastle looked to his wife for aid, but she gave a slight smile.
“I can’t see any compelling reason why we shouldn’t have a picnic, Hugh,” she said, as though she also did not see any compelling reason why we should. “Apparently you must have had a regular technique. Perhaps Muriel—”
“Certainly,” said Lady Muriel, and shouted loudly to the butler, who was a few feet away. “You remember the picnics we used to have, don’t you, Jonah?” The butler’s name was Jones. He had a refined but lugubrious face. “Yes, my lady,” he said, and I thought I caught a note of resignation. Lady Muriel made a series of executive decisions, like a staff major moving a battalion. Hope sounded in the butler’s voice only when he suggested that it might rain.
Lord Boscastle was having a bad evening. We did not stay long over port, for Roy only took one glass and was so quiet that it left all the work to me. When we went into the biggest of the drawing-rooms (called simply the “sitting-room”; it was a hundred feet long) Lord Boscastle received another blow. His wife never played bridge, and he was relying on Joan to give him his rubber. He asked whether she was ready for a game, with an eager expectant air: at last he was in sight of a little fun.
“I’m sorry, Uncle. I can’t,” said Joan. “I’ve promised to go for a walk with Roy.”
She said it flatly, unhappily and with finality.
Lord Boscastle sulked: there was no other word for it. He stayed in the room for a few minutes, complaining that it did not seem much to ask, a game of cards after dinner. People were willing to arrange picnics, which he detested, but no one ever exerted themselves to produce a four at bridge. He supposed that he would be reduced to inviting the doctor next.
That was the limit of degradation he imagined that night. In a few minutes, he took a volume from his collection of eighteenth-century memoirs and went off sulkily to bed.
Roy and Joan went out immediately afterwards, and Lady Boscastle, Lady Muriel and I were left alone in the “sitting-room”. It was clear that Lady Boscastle wanted to talk to me. She made it crystal clear: but Lady Muriel did not notice. Instead, she brought out a series of improvements which Lady Boscastle should adopt in her régime for the house.
Lady Boscastle could not move up to her own suite, for that meant calling her maid to help her. In all this gigantic mansion, she could not speak a word to me in private. It seemed very comic.
At last she insinuated some doubts about the orders for the next day’s picnic. Lady Muriel rebuffed them, but was shaken enough to agree that she should confer with the butler. “In your study, my dear,” said Lady Boscastle gently, and very firmly. “You see, you will have plenty of paper there.”
Lady Muriel walked out, businesslike and erect.
“Our dear Muriel’s stamina used to be perfectly inexhaustible.” Lady Boscastle’s eyes were very bright behind her lorgnette. “She has changed remarkably little.”
She went on: “Lewis, my dear boy, I wanted to talk to you a little about Humphrey. I think I should like your advice.”
Humphrey was the Boscastles’ son, whom I had met at Monte Carlo; he was a wild effeminate lad, clever, violent-tempered, restlessly looking for gifted people to respect.
“All his friends,” said Lady Boscastle, “seem to be singularly precious. I’m not specially concerned about that. I’ve known plenty of precious young men who became extremely satisfactory afterwards.” She smiled. “But I should be relieved if he showed any sign of a vocation.”
She talked with cool detachment about her son. It was better for him to do something: he would dissipate himself away, if he just settled down to succeed his father. Their days were over. Lord Boscastle was not willing to accept it, preferred that his son should wait about as he himself had done; but Lord Boscastle’s response to any change was to become more obstinate. Instead of taking a hand in business, he plunged himself into his gorgeous and proliferating snobbery. There was imagination and self-expression in his arrogance. It was his art — but his son would never be able to copy him.
Lady Boscastle asked me to take up Humphrey.
“He will do the talking if you sit about,” she said. “That is one of your qualities, my dear boy. Do what you can, won’t you? I shouldn’t like him to go off the rails too far. He would always have his own distinction, you know, whatever he did. But it would distress his father so much. There are very strong bonds between them. These Bevill men are really very unrestrained.”
Lady Boscastle gave a delicate and malicious smile. She had an indulgent amused contempt for men whose emotions enslaved them. There was a cat-like solitariness about her, which meant she could disinterest herself from those who adored her. That night, while everyone else in the party was bored or strained, she was bright-eyed, mocking, cynically enjoying herself. Her concern about her son did not depress her. She waved it away, and talked instead of Roy and Joan; for now, in her invalid years, observing love affairs was what gave her most delight.
She had, of course, no doubt of their relation. Her eyes were too experienced to miss anything so patent. In fact, she was offended because Joan made it too patent. Lady Boscastle had a fastidious sense of proper reserve. “Of course, my dear boy, it is a great pleasure to brandish a lover, isn’t it? Particularly when one has been rather uncompeted for.” Otherwise it seemed to her only what one would expect. She was not used to passing judgments, except on points of etiquette and taste. And she conceded that Roy “would pass”. She had never herself found him profoundly “sympathique”. I thought that night that I could see the reason. She was suspicious that much of his emotional life had nothing to do with love. She divined that, if she had been young, he would have smiled and made love — but there were depths she could not have touched. She would have resented it then, and she resented it now. She wanted men whose whole emotional resources, all of whose power and imagination, could be thrown into gallantry, and the challenge and interplay of love.