“But what about that Sass-man? Manyon?”
Mary snorted. “He didn’t know what we were planning. You heard what he said, it was you he was following, that’s all. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Like the plane,” said Bailey.
“Like the plane,” she repeated. She ran her index finger along the back of Bailey’s hand. “The SAS had heard that you were in the States, and they sent him over to investigate. He knew nothing.”
“If he can find me, there’ll be others.”
Mary withdrew her hand. “Which is why you’re going to Florida until we’re ready for the final phase. Go to Disneyworld, hang around in the sun, enjoy yourself. This time of year Florida is full of Brits, no-one will find you there. We’ll meet in Baltimore in four weeks.” She slipped him a piece of paper on which she’d written a telephone number. “Call me at this hotel on April twelfth. I’ll tell you where we’re staying then.”
Bailey didn’t look convinced. Mary leaned forward over the table. “Matthew, I need you for this. I really do.” She smiled as warmly as she could. “Matthew, you’re with me on this, aren’t you?” He nodded and she rewarded him with another smile. “It’ll be fine, really. Now you disappear for a few weeks and contact me on the twelfth. Before midday.” She stood up, bent down to kiss him lightly on the cheek, and walked away. She knew he was watching her go and she swung her hips just a little more than usual, hating herself but knowing it was necessary.
Joker flew into New York on the afternoon of March 17, stiff and cramped after eight hours at the back of a British Airways 747. World Traveller the airline called it, but to Joker it would always be Cattle Class: tiny seats, no legroom and food as plastic as the smile of the stewardesses. He didn’t realise the significance of the date until his Yellow Cab ground to a halt somewhere around 72nd Street. The cab driver twisted round and grinned. “Fucking Irish,” he said in a thick accent which Joker guessed was Slavic.
“Huh?” said Joker, who’d been half asleep. Even the back of a New York cab was more comfortable than his British Airways seat and the driver had the heater full on.
“Fucking Irish,” the driver repeated. “Today’s the St Patrick’s Day Parade and the traffic’s not moving. It’s going to be like this all fucking day. Today it’s the fucking Irish, next week it’s the fucking Greeks and next month, wouldya believe it, it’s the fucking Puerto Ricans.”
“No problem,” said Joker. “I’m in no hurry.”
“Whatever you say,” said the driver. He began pumping his fist on the horn. “You English?”
“Scottish,” replied Joker.
“Yeah? I’m from Turkey. Great fucking country, America. Fucking great.” He continued to pound on the horn and swear at the traffic ahead. It seemed to Joker that the man’s swearing vocabulary was limited to the one expletive and that he couldn’t go for more than a minute without using it at least twice.
Joker looked across at the crowds walking by the shops. It was a cold spring day and most people were wearing long coats and scarves. The gutters were full of rubbish: old newspapers, squashed soft drink cans and empty cigarette packs. No-one seemed to care. A thick-set man in an expensive cashmere overcoat dropped a half-finished cigar onto the ground and it glowed redly until it was crushed by a white high-heeled shoe. Joker’s gaze travelled up from the shoe to a shapely leg that disappeared into a fawn raincoat. The woman was a brunette, her hair glossy and shoulder length. She brushed past a large black man who thrust a styrofoam cup at her and asked for change. The beggar shouted something after her but she showed no sign of hearing him and he waved the cup at a businessman who pretended not to see him. Eye contact seemed to be kept to a minimum as if acknowledging another’s existence would only lead to confrontation. The beggar saw that Joker was looking at him and he grinned. He ambled over to the cab, put a hand on the roof and bent down.
“Got any change?” he mouthed through the closed window.
Joker shook his head. All he had were the bills the Colonel had given him.
“Fuck off, why don’t you?” the cab driver shouted. “Leave my fare alone.”
“It’s okay,” said Joker. “No problem.”
“And get your filthy fucking hand off my fucking cab!” the driver screamed.
The beggar walked to the front of the vehicle. He was wearing a shabby grey wool coat, with the buttons missing, over brown trousers that were wearing thin at the knees and a stained green pullover. He was still smiling but there was a cold, almost psychotic, stare in his eyes. His neck muscles tensed and he reared his head back and then he spat a stream of greenish phlegm across the windscreen.
“You fucking animal!” the driver screamed. He switched his wipers on and they streaked the saliva across the glass. The beggar began to cackle, nodding his head backwards and forwards as he laughed. The driver pressed his windscreen wash button and thin jets of water crawled up the glass. “What the fuck is this city coming to?” the driver yelled rhetorically. The traffic began to move and the cab pulled away. Joker turned to watch the beggar and for a couple of seconds they had eye contact and he had a cold feeling somewhere deep inside as he realised that he didn’t have too far to fall before he’d have to live on the streets himself and he wondered how he’d make out in a city like New York without a home, without money. After he’d quit his job as a nightwatchman on the Isle of Dogs, he was out of work for almost six weeks and he’d come close to being destitute. If his landlord hadn’t agreed to wait for his rent, Joker knew he’d have ended up sleeping in shop doorways. He had no close family and no savings and he was all too well aware that there was no Government safety-net waiting to catch him if he fell. “Fucking animals,” repeated the driver.
“Yeah,” said Joker, not wanting to argue. “Can you drop me here?”
“I thought you said Thirty-seventh Street?”
“Yeah, I did, but I’m feeling ill. I’d rather walk.”
“Okay, okay. Whatever you want. Just don’t throw up in the fucking cab, that’s all.” The cab slammed to a halt and Joker thrust the fare through a small hole in a Perspex barrier that kept the driver insulated from his passengers. He opened the door and pulled his cheap suitcase after him. The outside air felt cold after the overheated cab interior so he walked briskly to keep warm. In the distance he could hear the wail of bagpipes and he headed towards them.
He found the parade heading down Fifth Avenue and stood among the watching crowds, the suitcase at his feet and his hands thrust deep into the pockets of his pea jacket. A group of kilted pipers were playing Mull of Kintyre. The pipers moved on, followed by a huge float in the shape of the Loch Ness Monster on either side of which had been stencilled the name of a Japanese computer company. Across the thoroughfare was an imposing white marble and stone Gothic cathedral and as the float moved by Joker saw it was called St Patrick’s.
Joker wondered how many of the spectators who were cheering and waving flags realised that the pipers and the monster were Scottish and not Irish. It didn’t seem to make any difference, everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. A gleaming fire engine rolled by, decorated with huge cardboard shamrocks and with the firemen all dressed in green. It was followed by a large float decorated like an Irish hill with large inflatable cows surrounding a huge yellow block with the word BUTTER etched into it.
Behind the float was a line of old American cars, all convertibles with big, sweeping fins and lots of chrome. In the back of each car were youngsters waving to the crowds and on the doors were printed cards with the names of what Joker supposed were television shows: In Living Colour, Herman’s Head, Roc. They were getting the most response from the crowds, lots of shouts and screams and whooping noises and the occasional small child running over to get an autograph. What they had to do with St Patrick’s Day, Joker couldn’t imagine. There were lines of blue-uniformed policemen marching at attention, all with shamrocks pinned to the breasts of their tunics, and Joker recalled the Colonel’s warning about the number of Irish-Americans who were involved in law enforcement. A clown in a bright yellow costume and a blue wig appeared in front of Joker, waving a bucket. A sign in the bucket detailed the charities the money was for but Joker just shrugged and said he didn’t have any change.