As he was checking out, he saw his clone carrying a tray of clean glasses towards the bar. The clone smiled awkwardly and quickened his pace, but Ted said, “Hey, wait, just a minute.”
Ted quickly signed off on the check-out process, ignoring the polite voice thanking him and giving him directions to the departures suite as he turned to face his double. “We’re off now, so… You know. Bye.”
“Goodbye. I hope you had a pleasant stay.”
“No you don’t. I don’t think you really care one way or another.”
The clone didn’t reply to that.
“Look,” said Ted, “I’ve got a question.”
“I am happy to help.”
“Just… Do you guys◦– you know, the clones◦– do you have relationships?”
“That aspect of the human experience is coded out during the conception process.”
“Coded out? Jesus. Ow. I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be,” said the clone. Ted couldn’t read his smile. “It’s not like I’m going to miss something I never had. And remember◦– your memories aren’t my memories. My memories only started a few months ago.” The clone shrugged. “I’m a blank slate.”
Ted chuckled. “Then we have one thing in common.”
“Marco?”
Ted stepped into the living area in the departure suite. The door clicked shut behind him, then he heard the puckering of something hydraulic which he tried to ignore. (No way back.)
Three closed metal doors studded the wall opposite, a dome-shaped light on the wall above each. Two lights were inactive, and the third was red. The doors seemed out of place in the otherwise plush room. A sheepskin rug covered most of the floor and a plump sofa sat facing a video image of a roaring fire. In an alcove to one side there was a high double bed, richly made-up with colourful linens. The lighting was soft, and the air was dry and warm. Ted thought he could smell cinnamon.
If there was going to be a “last hotel room you ever stayed in”, it might as well be this one.
“Marco? Are you there?”
He dumped his bag on the floor, then noticed another blinking red light on a console next to the sofa.
“Trident?”
“Marco is currently undergoing his final physical examination, in medical room one. Room Two is free. Would you like to take your examination now?”
Ted shrugged and said yes. One of the other lights in the wall opposite turned green and the door beneath it hissed open. Ted stepped inside.
After three boring hours lying under an MRI scanner and a further hour at a console tidying up the last of the liferights contracts, Ted was exhausted. Rubbing his eyes, he stepped out of the examination room to find the fire switched off and the lighting dimmed. Marco was sleeping soundly in the bed.
Feeling more ready for sleep than he had been in months, Ted joined him. The satin sheets sighed underneath him, and he barely had time to sigh with them before sleep took hold.
He is in blue, naked. A wind tears by, licking at his skin. Mist curls around him, thickening and thinning in curves and waves. Ice shifts beneath his feet, floating on an invisible ocean of black. Sometimes he sees stars above. Sometimes, he sees nothing but blue. Biting blue. Teeth nibbling at his fingertips. He looks down and the skin hangs loose like a tattered flag sucked away by the wind. He sees his face◦– his mouth a silent circle, his eyes empty shadows. Skin torn by the wind. The roaring wind. The roar. His features dissolving as, fragment by fragment, they are carried away into the blue. The wind picks up and he is pieces now, carried on the current, through the mist, into an icy nothing where he sees the shattered atoms blown away, out of the cold, back towards the light, back towards –
“Ted!”
He mumbled, smacked his lips, rolled over. Where was he?
“Jesus, Ted. Just shut the fuck up and let me sleep.”
The bed rocked as Marco turned his back. Beautiful Marco. Brilliant Marco. The light to lead him on. His light. Ted stroked Marco’s shoulder. His skin was warm and smooth under his palm.
Marco shrugged him away and hunkered down under the sheets.
“Just fuck off, Ted.”
And then Ted slept a deep, black sleep, with no blue.
The Trident was behind them. They sat now in the twin pilots’ chairs on the flight deck of their ship. The ship they’d sold everything to buy. Every last penny on a ship, the permits, the stay at the Trident, and FentiCorp’s assisted departure service. Every last penny and then some.
The ship’s engines had been spinning up since before they boarded, and now they were starting to whine. Marco flicked a switch on the console and the acoustic dampeners kicked in, deadening the noise. Finally, Ted could hear himself think.
Clipboard in hand, he swiped at the computer screen and ran through a few final checks. He threw Marco a smile and got little more than a sneer in return. Marco liked his sleep, sure, but he wasn’t usually this pissed off if it was interrupted.
Everything checked out. The ship was good to go. He transmitted his ready message to the Trident.
“This is it, then.”
Marco said nothing. He just stared out of the viewscreen into the darkness ahead of them.
Ted wondered…
“You don’t still think I’m having second thoughts, do you?”
Silence.
“You know that I’m not, though. Right? I want to see what’s waiting out there for us. A new life, just for us. Like I said, yeah?”
“What?” Marco still wouldn’t look at him, but Ted supposed a one-word response could be considered progress.
“You know. A blank slate.”
“What are you talking about?” Now, Marco did turn to look at Ted◦– and the confusion on his face was clear. “Last thing I know it’s all ‘Oh, I feel a bit weird’ or ‘I feel a bit sad’. Now it’s all supposed to be some great adventure? Will you make your fucking mind up?”
“What?”
“Blank slate? What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Yesterday,” Ted said. “In the spa.”
“What? The spa?”
“Yesterday, you were in the spa. We talked and I–”
“I don’t know what the fuck you’re on about now.”
“Marco. In the spa, you and me. We talked, and then…”
There was a cold weight in Ted’s stomach, the pull of realisation trying to suck him under the ground. There was a dull clank and the flight deck shook as the docking clamps released the ship. As the ship’s artificial gravity clicked into place, taking over from the Trident’s, Ted’s stomach lurched again. The engines fired and the ship started to drift away from the hotel, into the blackness beyond human space.
“You and me,” Ted said. “You’ve got to remember. Please, you have to. We fucked.”
“What?” Mark’s eyes were little scratches of confusion. “We what?”
“We fucking fucked.”
“No we didn’t◦– what the fuck are you even… Oh, fuck.”
“Marco, I’m sorry. Shit. I’m sorry.”
“You prick!”
“I had no idea!”
“No idea? You prick!”
The console trilled an alarm, and the communicator flared into life. Ted recognised some of the music from the hotel bar, which played for a second before the Trident’s computer voice kicked in.
Marco released the clip holding his safety harness in place. He glared at Ted, his jaw tense, then he stood and stomped into the back of the ship. As he went, he spat over his shoulder, “Fuck you, Ted.”
Ted let his head fall forward, his chin rubbing against the straps of his harness, as the Trident’s recorded message played:
“Thank you for using FentiCorp’s assisted departure service. We hope your experience has been a pleasant one. Your ship’s communicator will remain in range of the Neptune signalling array for 48 hours, during which time your feedback is welcome. As you depart on your uniquely crafted trajectory out of human space, we would like to thank you for your custom and wish you the very best of luck on your journey of discovery. Please remember to prioritise the regular maintenance of the ship’s engines and your hiber-units, to ensure your continued survival on your journey.”