She gestured toward the cup. “I wasn’t sure how you liked it, but you seem like a light-and-sweet kind of guy.”
“And you’d be right,” I said. “So light and sweet…tell me, Sherlock, did you come to that conclusion based on the scientific evidence in your notebook?”
“No, but you look a little soggy around the tummy, I assumed you weren’t one to skimp on the sweet stuff.”
“Touche.”
Amanda gave a wry smile and turned back to the road.
I stretched my arms out, feeling my muscles slowly loosen. Drinking the coffee only made me realize just how hungry I was. And how badly I had to pee.
A billboard appeared up ahead, and Amanda steered toward it. The sign read St. Louis/Terre Haute.
“How far are we?”
“Three hours, give or take. Traffic’s not too bad, though some asshole cut me off a few miles back.”
Then I noticed the spiral notebook sitting on her lap, a pen tucked into the binding.
“Taking notes while I was sleeping?”
Amanda nodded as though there was nothing strange about it.
“We’re making good time,” she said absently. “You need to let me know where to drop you. Give me some lead time, would you?”
“Sure,” I said. My mind raced. At some point she’d realize I had nowhere to go, that nobody was waiting for me. An idea popped into my head. Feeble, but it just might work. Not like I had anything better.
“Actually,” I said, “since I missed the last few bathroom breaks, it’d be swell if we could swing by a rest stop.”
“No problem, Carl. First one I see.”
The name still sounded odd, my lies building up like mud in an hourglass.
Ten minutes later, we pulled into a rest area filled with SUVs and minivans. People with all the time in the world, and no pressure to use it. The parking lot was surrounded by thick rows of trees, the smell of car exhaust and burger grease thick in the air.
“Ah,” Amanda said, taking a deep breath. “I love the smell of lard in the evening.” She looked at my frozen countenance. “You know, Robert Duvall? Apocalypse Now? ”
“I got the joke, sorry. My mind’s just somewhere else. Still waking up a bit.”
“You’re still tired? Must have had a hell of a night last night.”
“You might say that.”
“Well, I’m gonna grab some fries and a milk shake while you hit the little boys’ room.”
“I’ll come with you. I could use a French fry transfusion. Besides, it’s only fair that I pay.”
“You’re paying for half the gas, buddy. Better make sure you can afford some Exxon Supreme along with my cholesterol burger.” I laughed, quite forcibly, very aware that my cash supply was on life support.
As we walked toward the complex, anxiety began to tingle inside me, a sort of paranoid spider sense. I had forty dollars to my name and no immediate possibility of making more. I had no friends or family to turn to-or wanted to turn to. I looked at the girl walking beside me, wondering if she could sense any of this. Wondering what she’d do if she knew the truth.
Amanda went to the ladies’ room, and I set the unofficial world record for the longest urination in history. Of course I still made it out of the restroom before she did and went straight for Mickey D’s. I wasn’t a big fast-food person, but the smell of beef-injected French fries may as well have been filet mignon. A minute later Amanda joined me on line.
“Thanks for getting a spot,” she said. “You mind if we eat in the car?”
“Not at all. I actually need to talk to you.”
“About what?” she said, scanning the menu. “I can’t decide between a farmer’s salad or a double cheeseburger.”
“Let’s wait till we get back in the car.”
She shrugged. “Whatever.”
I bought a value meal and an extra order of fries. Amanda bought some newfangled salad that, being McDonald’s, probably still had the fat content of a jelly doughnut.
The first order of fries disappeared before we made it to the car, and by the time we pulled onto the highway all that remained of my meal were three lettuce molecules and a pile of dirty napkins.
“So are you gonna tell me where I’m dropping you? Or maybe I should just leave you at the first housing project I come to.” She smiled, and I returned a weak one.
“Actually, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about.” Amanda looked at me, concerned. “I don’t know how else to say this, but my aunt and uncle…I’m supposed to stay with them and, well, I called them while you were in the bathroom and they’re not back in town yet. They’re on vacation in Cancun and their flight got delayed until tomorrow.”
A moment passed.
“And?” Amanda said.
“And I don’t have a key to their house.” She turned back to the road and sipped her vat-sized soda.
“Can’t you book a hotel room for the night? Watch some free HBO or hotel porn or something?”
“I suppose I could,” I answered hesitantly.
We were silent for several minutes. Amanda’s knuckles were white from gripping the steering wheel. She’d been so obliging to this point, and what I had in mind went well beyond mere imposition.
Then Amanda spoke.
“I keep mace in my bedroom.”
“What?”
“Mace,” she said. “In my nightstand. I can reach it, aim and fire accurately in under two seconds. If you come anywhere near me while I’m sleeping, I’ll burn your eyes out.”
“Geez, and I thought we were getting along.”
She smiled, but there was an edge to it. She was being polite, more than polite, but wanted to make sure I understood the generosity of the favor she was about to extend.
“Seriously,” she said, taking her eyes off the road, the cold night sky. I felt a chill run through my body. What I owed Amanda could never fully be repaid. “We have a guest bedroom. You can stay one night, but just one. After that, if Auntie Bernstein isn’t home yet, you’re on your own. I’m all for charity, but I’m late on my dues to the ACLU.”
“Amanda,” I said, my gratitude sincere, “you have no idea how much I appreciate it. I swear I won’t leave my room. I won’t even sleep in the bed. I’ll stay on the floor.”
“You’re just lucky my parents are out of town, otherwise you’d be in the honeymoon suite at Motel Rat.”
“What are the nightly rates at Motel Rat?”
“Actually they charge by the hour, on account that most of the guests contract rabies and can’t afford to pay their hospital bills.”
“Then I’ll be sure to wear disinfectant-coated pajamas.” Amanda laughed, and I followed suit. “But seriously, this really is kind of you.”
“Don’t mention it. Besides, my house can get creepy when I’m alone. At least I know if anyone breaks in, they’ll go after you first.”
“And why is that?”
She looked at me like I’d missed the punch line to a really good joke.
“’Cause you’re the guy, stupid. You’re supposed to ward off evil with a baseball bat in your pajamas while I’m sleeping peacefully with a glass of warm milk by my side.”
“I haven’t played baseball since I was ten.”
A flirtatious smirk appeared on her face. “Well then you’d better practice your swing.”
19
“Joe, we got another hit.”
Mauser strode over to the large roadmap Denton had hung in the conference room. Red pushpins had been stuck in at every checkpoint where Amanda Davies’s E-Z Pass had registered. Mauser studied the chain of pins, in his mind extrapolating their path.
Jersey City, New Jersey.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Columbus, Ohio.
The line extended straight to St. Louis.
“Where’s this new one?”
“I-70 West, heading toward Cincinnati. Assuming they’re headed to St. Louis, Amanda Davies and Henry Parker should arrive by midnight.”
Mauser felt a surge of adrenaline. The conversation with Linda was still fresh in his mind. Parker was running. The fucking guy was trying to get away with it.