Guillermo cannot accept that Guatemalans elected him their president — a hideous wild turkey killing off his enemies each time he gobbles or bats his flightless wings. Miguel has now completely convinced him that the president killed Ibrahim and Maryam. Guillermo is also sure that the president has signed agreements with the leaders of the main drug cartels not to pursue them, as long as they don’t interfere with his looting of the treasury. He can easily imagine the president and his wife hobnobbing with the leading drug dealers in Guatemala, serving them delicious canapés and French champagne. The president is a talented manipulator who hides his backroom dealings perfectly.
Guillermo hates the First Lady even more. He is certain that she models herself in the tradition of Corazon Aquino and Lady Thatcher, a powerful woman who wants the poor to consider her another Mother Teresa. To him she is just a duplicitous chimpanzee: when she smiles and reveals her crooked teeth there is no way the people can believe what she says. Just because she has a social work degree from the Landívar she professes to know how to solve the ills of the country, and thinks that people more skilled than she should follow her lead. She definitely sees herself as another Cristina Fernández de Kirchner; as soon as her husband’s term is over, Guillermo suspects, she too will announce her candidacy for the presidency of Guatepeor o Guatebalas, even though the constitution does not allow the spouses of sitting presidents to run for office. What will she do to accomplish her goals? Divorce her husband, just so that she can become a candidate all on her own? Is she that cold-blooded?
Guillermo’s hatred of her has nothing to do with her being a woman. He admires Michelle Bachalet and Angela Merkel for reaching the presidency of their respective countries on their own, not using their husbands as stepladders to the podium. It is her hypocrisy that rankles him. Guatemala has become Guatemess.
Guillermo prays every day that no one assassinates the president; if that happened, his wife would make a convincing case for being allowed to finish his term. After all, she is one of his most trusted advisors. If someone tries to kill him, his wife would be sure to escape; she might even be behind it. Somehow she would be sitting two rows in back of him at the National Theater, or, at the moment of the assault, in a bathroom stall, rehearsing her inaugural speech. Under no circumstances would she allow herself to die with him.
It is unclear to Guillermo how corruption this deep developed so quickly in Guatemala. When he looks at his country’s history, he is convinced it all began with the overthrow of Ubico, the end of the rule of law — yes, no matter how harsh it was. Most Guatemalan sociologists and historians blame the overthrow of the constitutionally elected Arbenz in 1954 for turning the tide.
He wishes he could wake up one day and feel good about being a Guatemalan, without thinking about soldiers, narcos, maras, cartels, whatever. Maybe no single event was the cause of it, but instead decades of horrible luck and corruption. He thinks back to how Guatemala changed during the two years that he and Rosa Esther were in New York: he left a country at relative peace and returned to mass murders and killings.
In his drunken stupor he has crazy dreams. One night he dreams he’s attending a beauty pageant in which the wrong girl gets crowned Miss Guatemala simply because one of the judges didn’t know how to add up his own points. When he gets up to decry the mistake, he is arrested and thrown into a prison without any clothes.
He knows that all Central Americans complain about their own countries. He remembers the time a pilot on a flight from Guatemala to Nicaragua landed at Comalapa Airport in San Salvador. The passengers had to disembark and wait two hours for another flight to Managua, their original destination. No apology, no explanation, no reimbursement. Just another screw-up.
And in the hospitals? Patients are given each other’s medicine and both die. There is no foul play, just incompetence, plain and simple.
There must be something in the Popol Vuh that set the whole thing off like this.
* * *
All of Guillermo’s dark thoughts are accompanied by rivers of liquor. He can’t control himself anymore. He has stopped exercising, stopped eating correctly. His diet consists of fast food, potato chips, and soft drinks. He doesn’t recall when he gave up riding his bicycle; his ankles and feet are swollen, red as beets.
Guillermo buys a new cell phone every couple of days and shares the number only with his secretary, his ex-wife, and Miguel. Within hours of each purchase he begins receiving more garbled messages and dropped calls. His anxiety is out of control. Someone wants him dead.
A month after Ibrahim and Maryam’s funeral, he asks Miguel if he knows anyone he can hire to be his bodyguard and chauffeur now that he is afraid to drive. Someone who can take him to work and back, who can fill the car with gas. Someone who can make sure he doesn’t become another statistic. Miguel instantly suggests that he hire Braulio Perdomo. Braulio was the driver of the blue Hyundai at the Centro Vasco, but Guillermo is too far gone to notice or care.
In addition to the hang-ups, Guillermo sometimes receives typed letters at the office saying things like, We are watching you, stop drinking cheap rum. Or, You were reading quite late last night (when in fact he had passed out with the night light on).
On rare occasions something nice and unexpected happens.
Ilán and Andrea call him for his forty-ninth birthday and sing “Las Mañanitas”—they are already so Mexican! For the first time in a while, Guillermo feels connected to them. He cries on the phone. The kids cry with him. Andrea blurts out that she misses him. Guillermo blows them each a kiss and tells them he wishes he could make things right for them. For the first time ever, they say that he has been a great father. He knows it’s not true, but still he feels embraced, even if their warmth is only related to his birthday.
* * *
During Braulio’s first morning on the job, he brings his new boss to his office. Before going down to meet him, Guillermo rinses his mouth with mouthwash. He has shaved his face for the first time in days. He is wearing a pressed suit, a clean shirt.
No one is in his office since he furloughed his secretary. He opens his mailbox and finds lots of bills and thick envelopes. He has stopped paying his office rent and is merely weeks away from being evicted. Does he care?
Less each day.
Among all the annoying mail he finds a plain white envelope with no return address. It is postmarked May 20.
Guillermo goes to the cabinet across from his desk where he stashes bottles of liquor and pours himself a big whiskey. He is sure this is another threat. He has half a mind not to open the envelope, but curiosity gets the better of him. Inside is a gorgeous color postcard of a beautiful beach with white sand, palm trees, a palapa, mostly blue skies, a couple of white cirrus clouds. Gold lettering on the bottom reads, Playa del Carmen, A Golden Beach on Mexico’s Riviera Maya. When Guillermo turns the card over, he sees that it is blank.
He looks back at the envelope. It has a cancelled Guatemalan stamp from the town of Chiquimula overlaid with the date. Why a card displaying a beach in Mexico?
He thinks maybe it’s a coded message from Maryam, announcing that she’s still alive, staying somewhere between Mexico and Guatemala. But he knows he’s just grasping at straws.
chapter twenty-four. chronicle of a death foretold