He fell silent after these damning words, and his eyelids fluttered, drooped, then finally closed altogether. He held tightly to my hand, however, even as weariness bore him down; I had to pry his fingers from mine before making my escape.
I flinched on my way down the stairs, for the evening quiet was shattered suddenly by the banging on the front door and the doctor’s bellowing for me to answer it. What has happened? I wondered. Have they struck again? Night was falling; perhaps another nocturnal rampage had begun-or perhaps word of the Stinnets’ demise had leaked out and a party of Warthrop’s fellow townspeople had come calling with hot tar and feathers.
He is what he hunts, Malachi had said. I did not believe that but understood how Malachi might judge him, and the rest of the town as well, once it learned of the Anthropophagi onslaught.
I did not think the doctor was a monster who hunted monsters, but I was about to meet a man who did-and was.
TEN.“The Best Man for the Job”
He was quite tall, well over six feet, the man standing on the doctor’s doorstep, athletic of build and handsome in a boyish way, with rather fine features and stylishly long flaxen hair. His eyes were an odd shade of gray; in the glittering lamplight they appeared nearly black, but later, when I saw them in daylight, his eyes took on a softer shade, the ashy gray of charcoal dust or the hue of an ironclad warship. He wore a traveling cloak and gloves, riding boots and a homburg hat set at a rakish angle. His mustache was small and neatly trimmed, golden like his mane of hair, so diaphanous it appeared to float above his full and sensuous lips.
“Well!” he said with a note of surprise. “Good evening, young man.” He spoke with a refined British accent, a leonine purr of a voice, melodic and soothing.
“Good evening, sir,” I said.
“I am looking for the house of a dear friend of mine and I’m afraid my driver might be lost. Pellinore Warthrop is his name.” With a sparkle in his eye he added, “My friend’s name, not the driver’s.”
“This is Dr. Warthrop’s house,” I offered.
“Ah, so it’s ‘Doctor’ Warthrop now, is it?” He chuckled softly. “And who might you be?”
“I am his assistant. Apprentice,” I corrected myself.
“An assistant apprentice! Good for him. And for you, I’m sure. Tell me, Mr. Assistant-Apprentice-”
“Will, sir. My name is Will Henry.”
“Henry! Now that name sounds familiar.”
“My father served the doctor for many years.”
“Was his given name Benjamin?”
“No, sir. It was-”
“Patrick,” he said with a snap of his fingers. “No. You are much too young to be his son. Or his son’s son, if his son had one.”
“It was James, sir.”
“Was it? Are you quite certain it wasn’t Benjamin?”
From within, the doctor called loudly, “Will Henry! Who is at the door?”
The man in the cloak leaned forward, bringing his eyes to the level of my own, and whispered, “Tell him.”
“But you haven’t told me your name,” I pointed out.
“Is it necessary, Will Henry?” He produced a piece of stationery from his pocket and dangled it before my eyes. I recognized the handwriting at once, of course, for it was my own. “I know Pellinore didn’t write this letter; compose it, yes; write it, impossible! The man’s penmanship is atrocious.”
“Will Henry!” the doctor said sharply behind me. “I asked who-” He froze upon seeing the tall Englishman in the entryway.
“It’s Dr. Kearns, sir,” I said.
“My dear Pellinore,” purred Kearns warmly, brushing past me to seize the doctor’s hand. He pumped it vigorously. “How long has it been, old boy? Istanbul?”
“ Tanzania,” returned the doctor tightly.
“ Tanzania! Has it really been that long? And what the blazes did you do to your bloody forehead?”
“An accident,” murmured the monstrumologist.
“Oh, that’s good. I thought perhaps you’d become a bloody Hindu. Well, Warthrop, you look terrible. How long has it been since you’ve had a good night’s sleep or a decent meal? What happened? Did you fire the maid and the cook, or did they quit in disgust? And tell me whenever did you become a doctor?”
“I’m relieved you could come on such short notice, Kearns,” said the doctor with that same tightly wound tenseness in his tone, ignoring the interrogatories. “I’m afraid the situation has taken a turn for the worse.”
“Hardly avoidable, old boy.”
The doctor lowered his voice. “The town constable is here.”
“As bad a turn as that, then? How many have the rascals eaten since your letter?”
“Six.”
“Six! In just three days? Very peculiar.”
“Exactly what I thought. Extraordinarily uncharacteristic of the species.”
“And you’re quite certain it’s Anthropophagi?”
“Without a doubt. There’s one hanging in my basement if you’d care to-”
At that moment Constable Morgan appeared in the library doorway, his round eyes narrowed suspiciously behind his spectacles. Kearns spied him over the doctor’s shoulder, and his cherubic countenance lit up. His teeth were astonishingly bright and straight for an Englishman’s.
“Ah, Robert, good,” said Warthrop. He appeared somewhat relieved, as if the constable’s appearance had freed him from an intolerable burden. “Constable Morgan, this is Dr.-”
“Cory,” said Kearns, extending his hand forcibly at Morgan. “Richard Cory. How do you do?”
“Not well,” answered the constable. “It has been a very long day, Dr. Cory.”
“Please: ‘Richard.’ ‘Doctor’ is more or less an honorary title.”
“Oh?” Morgan tilted back his chin; his spectacles flashed. “Warthrop informed me you were a surgeon.”
“Oh, I dabbled in my youth. More of a hobby now than anything else. I haven’t sliced anyone open in years.”
“Is that so?” inquired the constable courteously. “And why is that?”
“Got boring after a bit, to tell you the truth. I am easily bored, Constable, which is the chief reason I dropped everything to answer Pellinore’s kind invitation. Bloody good sport, this business.”
“It is bloody,” rejoined Morgan. “But I would hardly call it sport.”
“I’ll admit it isn’t cricket or squash, but it’s far superior to hunting fox or quail. Pales in comparison, Morgan!”
He turned to the doctor. “My driver is waiting at the curb. The fare needs settling up, and I’ve some baggage, of course.”
It took a moment for Warthrop to grasp his meaning. “You intend to stay here?”
“I thought it the most prudent course. The less I’m seen about town the better, yes?”
“Yes,” agreed the doctor after a pause. “Of course. Here, Will Henry.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out his money clip. “ Pay Dr. Kear-Cory’s-”
“Richard’s,” interjected Kearns.
“-driver,” completed Warthrop. “And take his luggage up to the extra room.”
“Extra room, sir?”
“My mother’s old room.”
“Why, Pellinore, I’m honored,” said Kearns.
“Snap to, Will Henry. We’ll have a late night of it, and we’ll be wanting some tea and something to eat.”
Kearns pulled off his gloves, shrugged off his cape, and dropped them and his hat into my arms.
“There are two valises, three crates, and one large wooden box, Master Henry,” he informed me. “The valises you can manage. The box and trunks you can’t, but the driver may lend a hand if you provide the proper incentive. I would suggest you carry the crates around to the carriage house. The suitcases and the box must go to my room. Be careful with my box; the contents are quite fragile. And a spot of tea sounds spectacularly satisfying. Do you know they had none on the train? America is still an astonishingly uncivilized country. I take mine with cream and two sugars, Master Henry; that’s a good lad.”