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am not a particularly good speaker; after the manner of a writer I

worry to find my meaning too much; but this was one of my successes.

I spoke after dinner and to a fairly full House, for people were

already a little curious about me because of my writings. Several

of the Conservative leaders were present and stayed, and Mr.

Evesham, I remember, came ostentatiously to hear me, with that

engaging friendliness of his, and gave me at the first chance an

approving "Hear, Hear!" I can still recall quite distinctly my two

futile attempts to catch the Speaker's eye before I was able to

begin, the nervous quiver of my rather too prepared opening, the

effect of hearing my own voice and my subconscious wonder as to what

I could possibly be talking about, the realisation that I was

getting on fairly well, the immense satisfaction afterwards of

having on the whole brought it off, and the absurd gratitude I felt

for that encouraging cheer.

Addressing the House of Commons is like no other public speaking in

the world. Its semi-colloquial methods give it an air of being

easy, but its shifting audience, the comings and goings and

hesitations of members behind the chair-not mere audience units,

but men who matter-the desolating emptiness that spreads itself

round the man who fails to interest, the little compact, disciplined

crowd in the strangers' gallery, the light, elusive, flickering

movements high up behind the grill, the wigged, attentive, weary

Speaker, the table and the mace and the chapel-like Gothic

background with its sombre shadows, conspire together, produce a

confused, uncertain feeling in me, as though I was walking upon a

pavement full of trap-doors and patches of uncovered morass. A

misplaced, well-meant "Hear, Hear!" is apt to be extraordinarily

disconcerting, and under no other circumstances have I had to speak

with quite the same sideways twist that the arrangement of the House

imposes. One does not recognise one's own voice threading out into

the stirring brown. Unless I was excited or speaking to the mind of

some particular person in the house, I was apt to lose my feeling of

an auditor. I had no sense of whither my sentences were going, such

as one has with a public meeting well under one's eye. And to lose

one's sense of an auditor is for a man of my temperament to lose

one's sense of the immediate, and to become prolix and vague with

qualifications.

5

My discontents with the Liberal party and my mental exploration of

the quality of party generally is curiously mixed up with certain

impressions of things and people in the National Liberal Club. The

National Liberal Club is Liberalism made visible in the flesh-and

Doultonware. It is an extraordinary big club done in a bold,

wholesale, shiny, marbled style, richly furnished with numerous

paintings, steel engravings, busts, and full-length statues of the

late Mr. Gladstone; and its spacious dining-rooms, its long, hazy,

crowded smoking-room with innumerable little tables and groups of

men in armchairs, its magazine room and library upstairs, have just

that undistinguished and unconcentrated diversity which is for me

the Liberal note. The pensive member sits and hears perplexing

dialects and even fragments of foreign speech, and among the

clustering masses of less insistent whites his roving eye catches

profiles and complexions that send his mind afield to Calcutta or

Rangoon or the West Indies or Sierra Leone or the Cape…

I was not infrequently that pensive member. I used to go to the

Club to doubt about Liberalism.

About two o'clock in the day the great smoking-room is crowded with

countless little groups. They sit about small round tables, or in

circles of chairs, and the haze of tobacco seems to prolong the

great narrow place, with its pillars and bays, to infinity. Some of

the groups are big, as many as a dozen men talk in loud tones; some

are duologues, and there is always a sprinkling of lonely,

dissociated men. At first one gets an impression of men going from

group to group and as it were linking them, but as one watches

closely one finds that these men just visit three or four groups at

the outside, and know nothing of the others. One begins to perceive

more and more distinctly that one is dealing with a sort of human

mosaic; that each patch in that great place is of a different

quality and colour from the next and never to be mixed with it.

Most clubs have a common link, a lowest common denominator in the

Club Bore, who spares no one, but even the National Liberal bores

are specialised and sectional. As one looks round one sees here a

clump of men from the North Country or the Potteries, here an island

of South London politicians, here a couple of young Jews ascendant

from Whitechapel, here a circle of journalists and writers, here a

group of Irish politicians, here two East Indians, here a priest or

so, here a clump of old-fashioned Protestants, here a little knot of

eminent Rationalists indulging in a blasphemous story SOTTO VOCE.

Next them are a group of anglicised Germans and highly specialised

chess-players, and then two of the oddest-looking persons-bulging

with documents and intent upon extraordinary business transactions

over long cigars…

I would listen to a stormy sea of babblement, and try to extract

some constructive intimations. Every now and then I got a whiff of