“Nine hours,” said the Rector, with relish.
“Well done, sir,” said Wimsey. “Why, that’s equal to the great performance of the College Youths in eighteen hundred and something.”
“In 1886,” agreed the Rector. “That is what we aim to emulate. And, what’s more, but for the little help I can give, we shall be obliged to do as well as they did, and ring the whole peal with eight ringers only. We had hoped to have twelve, but unhappily, four of our best men have been laid low by this terrible influenza, and we can get no help from Fenchurch St. Stephen (which has a ring of bells, though not equal to ours) because there they have no Treble Bob ringers and confine themselves to Grandsire Triples.”
Wimsey shook his head, and helped himself to his fourth muffin.
“Grandsire Triples are most venerable,” he said solemnly, “but you can never get the same music—”
“That’s what I say,” crowed the Rector. “You never can get the same music when the tenor is rung behind — not even with Stedman’s, though we are very fond here of Stedman’s and ring them, I venture to say, very well. But for interest and variety and for sweetness in the peal, give me Kent Treble Bob every time.”
“Quite right, sir,” said Wimsey.
“You will never beat it,” said Mr. Venables, soaring away happily to the heights of the belfry, and waving his muffin in the air, so that the butter ran down his cuff. “Take even Grandsire Major — I cannot help feeling it as a defect that the blows come behind so monotonously at the bobs and singles — particularly at the singles, and the fact that the treble and second are confined to a plain hunting course—”
The rest of the Rector’s observations on the Grandsire method of change-ringing were unhappily lost, for at that moment Emily made her appearance at the door, with the ominous words:
“If you please, sir, could James Thoday speak to you for a moment?”
“James Thoday?” said the Rector. “Why, certainly, of course. Put him in the study, Emily, and I will come in a moment.”
The Rector was not long gone, and when he returned his face was as long as a fiddle. He let himself drop into his chair in an attitude of utter discouragement.
“This,” he ejaculated, dramatically, “is an irreparable disaster!”
“Good gracious, Theodore! What in the world is the matter?”
“William Thoday! Of all nights in the year! Poor fellow, I ought not to think of myself, but it is a bitter disappointment — a bitter disappointment.”
“Why, what has happened to Thoday?”
“Struck down,” said the Rector, “struck down by this wretched scourge of influenza. Quite helpless. Delirious. They have sent for Dr. Baines.”
“T’chk, t’chk,” said Mrs. Venables.
“It appears,” went on the Rector, “that he felt unwell this morning, but insisted — most unwisely, poor man — on driving in to Walbeach on some business or other. Foolish fellow! I thought he looked seedy when he came in to see me last night. Most fortunately, George Ashton met him in the town and saw how bad he was and insisted on coming back with him. Poor Thoday must have taken a violent chill in all this bitter cold. He was quite collapsed when they got home and they had to put him to bed instantly, and now he is in a high fever and worrying all the time because he cannot get to the church to-night. I told his brother to make every effort to calm his mind, but I fear it will be difficult. He is so enthusiastic, and the thought that he has been incapacitated at this crisis seems to be preying on his mind.”
“Dear, dear,” said Mrs. Venables, “but I expect Dr. Baines will give him something to quiet him down.”
“I hope so, sincerely. It is a disaster, of course, but it is distressing that he should take it so to heart. Well, well. What can’t be cured must be endured. This is our last hope gone. We shall be reduced to ringing minors.”
“Is this man one of your ringers, then, padre?”
“Unfortunately, he is, and there is no one now to take his place. Our grand scheme will have to be abandoned. Even if I were to take a bell myself, I could not possibly ring for nine hours. I am not getting younger, and besides, I have an Early Service at 8 o’clock, in addition to the New Year service which will not release me till after midnight. Ah, well! Man proposes and God disposes — unless”—the Rector turned suddenly and looked at his guest—“you were speaking just now with a good deal of feeling about Treble Bob — you are not, yourself, by any chance, a ringer?”
“Well,” said Wimsey, “I used at one time to pull quite a pretty rope. But whether, at this time of day—”
“Treble Bob?” inquired the Rector, eagerly.
“Treble Bob, certainly. But it’s some time since—”
It will come back to you,” cried the Rector, feverishly. “It will come back. Half an hour with the handbells—”
“My dear!” said Mrs. Venables.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” cried the Rector. “Is it not really providential? That just at this moment we should be sent a guest who is actually a ringer and accustomed to ringing Kent Treble Bob?” He rang for the maid. “Hinkins must go round at once and call the lads together for a practice ring on the handbells. My dear, I am afraid we shall have to monopolise the dining-room, if you don’t mind. Emily, tell Hinkins that I have here a gentleman who can ring the peal with us and I want him to go round immediately—”
“One moment, Emily. Theodore, is it quite fair to ask Lord Peter Wimsey, after a motor accident, and at the end of a tiring day, to stay up ringing bells from midnight to nine o’clock? A short peal, perhaps, if he really does not mind, but even so, are we not demanding rather a lot of his good nature?”
The Rector’s mouth drooped like the mouth of a hurt child, and Wimsey hastened to his support.
“Not in the least, Mrs. Venables. Nothing would please me more than to ring bells all day and all night. I am not tired at all. I really don’t need rest. I would far rather ring bells. The only thing that worries me is whether I shall be able to get through the peal without making stupid mistakes.”
“Of course you will, of course you will,” said the Rector, hurriedly. “But as my wife says — really, I am afraid I am being very thoughtless. Nine hours is too much. We ought to confine ourselves to five thousand changes or—”
“Not a bit of it,” said Wimsey. “Nine hours or nothing. I insist upon it. Probably, once you have heard my efforts, it will be nothing.”
“Pooh! nonsense!” cried the Rector. “Emily, tell Hinkins to get the ringers together here by — shall we say half-past six? I think they can all be here by then, except possibly Pratt, who lives up at Tupper’s End, but I can make the eighth myself. How delightful this is! Positively, I cannot get over the amazing coincidence of your arrival. It shows the wonderful way in which Heaven provides even for our pleasures, if they be innocent. I hope. Lord Peter, you will not mind if I make a little reference to it in my sermon to-night? At least, it will hardly be a sermon — only a few thoughts appropriate to the New Year and its opportunities. May I ask where you usually ring?”