The Old Devils

       'Who says so?'

       'Dorothy. She knows a lot about it. She's read all sorts of books on it. She sort of keeps up with it.'

       'You mean as if it were something like nuclear physics.

       Nothing to stop her, I suppose. Surely there can't be much potassium left in that,' said Rosemary, nodding at the bowl of pineapple.

       'It must be a bit all right, though. It's still fruit.'

       'Well yes, I quite see how you must feel your liver needs all the help it can get after a night on the tiles like you've just been on.'

       'I wasn't awful, was I?'

       'I've never known you awful. Good time had by all, I hope.'

       'Well, I had a nice chat with Peter. I think I told you, he's always felt bad about what happened years ago.'

       'As well he might,' said Rosemary, but gently.

       'No need to go into it all now. Anyway we cleared one or two things up between us.'

       'Good, now mind you get a proper lunch. Something cooked, not snacks.'

       'No, it'll be a proper lunch all right. You can always rely on old Malcolm to take care of a thing like that. Rather too much so, in fact.'

       'How do you mean, Mum?'

       'Oh nothing really. I say, talk about living it up. Drinks with one boy-friend last night and a lunch-party and tour with another one today. Dirty little stop-out.'

       Unseen, Rosemary smiled for a moment at her mother with no great amusement, even with some sadness, but said only, 'Go over my duties while you're gone.'

       'The main thing is that creature there, obviously. Take her out every two hours. And some men are ringing at eleven about an estimate for the roof.'

       'I'll get them to ring again later. What time will you be back?'

       'I don't know. Could you tell them - '

       'Tomorrow morning, then.'

       'The thing is, we've already accepted another lot's estimate which is lower, and these ones need to be told we don't want them. So could you tell them? You'd just be passing on a message.'

       'Whereas if they found they were talking to the Party who'd actually taken the decision not to have them they might fly into a rage. I see. Yes of course. Anything else?'

       'Not really. It doesn't seem much to keep you in half the day.'

       'Never mind, there's plenty round here that needs putting straight.'

       And that puppy to impress, to make sure of being remembered by on future visits, and very sensible too, thought Rhiannon, but revised her thought at the quiet speed with which. Rosemary left the room to answer the telephone.

       A tabloid newspaper lay open on the breakfast-table, folded back at the horoscope feature, which was quite good fun to read, not that there was anything at all in it, in astrology, whatever Dorothy might say. It was the style of this feature, the clear lay-out and central position of the television programmes, the young-marrieds strip and the twice-weekly political column by old Jimmy Gethin that years ago had given the paper the edge over its rivals as far as Rhiannon was concerned. She still took it even though poor old Jimmy's liver had packed up once for all in the meantime, whether for lack of potassium nobody had said. In fact he had been Alun's pal more than hers, and she had never read his column unless its first paragraph happened to catch her eye by promising an attack on one or other of the couple of far-left politicians whose activities she fitfully noticed. That was about as far as her interest in politics went, and she was not much better when it came to literature: she only paid attention when Alun's concerns came up and, to be quite honest, not very closely even then: At university, under Gwen's and Dorothy's guidance, she had done her best to put this right by reading or trying to read books on the two subjects and also on art, where some of the pictures had been nice, though not by any means all. But it had never taken, and at about the time she left there she had given up the attempt with relief and shame at the same time. The shame had lasted; it still troubled her to remember the time she had been taken out by a rather small chap doing German Honours, and at the end of the evening he had said wonderingly, 'But you're not interested in anything at all.' She had had no answer then or since; the things that did interest her were too small and spread-over to add up to a subject you could sit an exam in. And that was that, but it would never do to feel all right about it, ever.

       She heard Rosemary at the door, and guiltily stuffed back into the packet the cigarette she had started to take out. Pretending to be absorbed in the horoscopes she read that for Leo subjects (like herself) this would be a good day for clinching business deals provided they managed not to let rip with their famous roar.

       'That was William. You know, William Thomas.'

       'Oh yes,' said Rhiannon, trying to get the right amounts of interest and surprise in.

       'It's his day off apparently, so I asked him if he'd like to come over. I hope that's all right.'

       'Oh yes of course, good idea. That'll - ' She stopped herself from going on '- give you something to do with yourself and substituted '- be nice' rather feebly and only just in time.

       'More tea?'

       'No thank you dear. I think I'll go on up now.'

       'Give me a yell when you want me.'

       In the bathroom Rhiannon hung up her good roomy man's-fit towelling dressing-gown, originally a birthday present to Alun, but after a week or two he had gone back to his Paris one in chartreuse watered silk. Her slippers, knitted by Dorothy in red wool with a green R on each like the colours of the flag, were on the tight side, especially over the left instep, and it tended to be a relief to get them off. The nightdress rather played safe by being just white cotton with broderie-anglaise trimming.

       On the glass shelf beside the basin there sat a fresh plastic bottle of natural-herb shampoo with a cardboard thing round its neck. Six such things, she saw on reaching for her glasses, would if sent in get you an absolutely free hanging basket for indoor plants and greenery, so she carefully removed this one and stowed it away in the cabinet. These days almost any special offer found her wide open. Going in for them was at bit like betting on the Derby: you could lose for instance, like that set of chefs kitchen-knives (eight pork-pie seals and cheque for £8.55 incl. p&p) that had stayed sharp for about twenty minutes.

       She stepped into the shower, a glassed-in job featuring a massive control-dial calibrated and colour-coded like something on the bridge of a nuclear warship. Along with the central heating and parts of the kitchen it was understood to have been newly installed by the previous owner, a garage-proprietor who could not have had anything like his money's-worth out of it before driving his Volvo into a wall - dead of a coronary before he hit, they soothingly said. Rhiannon was still not really used to the shower and kept falling back on trial and error, though no longer seriously afraid of smothering herself with ice-water or saturated steam. The shampoo, which said it was mild enough for her to use it every day, went on, off, on again, staying on for the essential two minutes while she soaped herself, finally and thoroughly off before a burst of cold all over to tone up the skin.

       As she stood on the self-drying mat she got going with the bath-towel while gauging the intensity of the sunlight coming through the frosted pane. Arriving at a decision she carefully pat-dried her legs and while they were still damp spread make-up from a tube evenly over them, thus among other things covering up any unattractive veins. A drop of Sure here and there, a dab of talcum top and bottom and then on with the dressing-gown and slippers and across the landing with a call down to Rosemary on the way.