“More than one,” Louis said. “Manufacture, transport, placement, supervision.”
Hesitation again. “Louis, some hominids go in herds or tribes, but my records suggest that protectors do not. I believe I could monitor all these activities. So could a protector.”
“Mmm. And defense?”
“But a second protector is using the Meteor Defense to destroy invading ships!”
“Stet.”
“And what of the unseen creature following the Red Herder?”
“No, I won’t give you that one. A Ghoul spying on other Ghouls. Local politics.”
“Louis, think. We saw him enter the vampire sanctuary! He must be a protector if the vampire scent doesn’t affect him.”
“…Stet. What was he doing in there, do you think?”
“Protecting the Red Herder, it seemed. He may be of that species. Our next sight of him would have been the river, I expect.”
“Yeah. Self-effacing he was, and you can’t do that when you’re covered with vampire scent. But we won’t see him because your camera is lying in the cargo hold of a—”
“Three protectors, Louis. Six to eight, if your guess is right. War among Pak protectors made a radioactive waste of their own world.”
“I see your point,” Louis said placidly.
“Protectors of divergent species would leave fragments of the Ringworld falling to interstellar space. Louis, we cannot have two years! I could escape into stasis for the remaining lifespan of the universe. You can’t even reach Hot Needle of Inquiry!”
“Maybe they’ll cooperate,” Louis said. “Ringworld hominids do get along. Different species don’t use the same resources, and they all cooperate with Ghouls. Once you’re in that mode, you can get along with anyone.”
“There was war between Red Herders and Grass Giants.”
“Futz, Hindmost, they both wanted the grass!”
“I feel the situation is urgent.”
Louis stretched. His joints creaked, and tendons were protesting even this afternoon’s moderate exercise.
“Tell you what,” he said. “Send your refueling probe to where I left Hidden Patriarch. It’ll make a nice big target for you. I’ll move back downstream and see if our City Builder friends want to join us again. Eight falans, two Earth years, one of yours. Then, if we can come to an agreement, I’ll accept your medical attentions.”
The Hindmost said, “Agreement?”
“I’ll work out a contract.”
“You are in a poor position to bargain.”
“Let me know if you change your mind,” Louis said. He got up and waded back through the river… waiting for the musical scream behind him. It didn’t come.
Louis came awake slowly, groggy from lack of sleep. Sawur felt good, moving against him. He asked, “Do Weavers rish at sunglare?”
“By preference, we do.”
“Stet.” Louis got his arms working and began running his hands through her fur. “Nice.”
“Thank you.” She stretched along his length. Her fingers caressed his scalp, grooming what hair she could find. They moved easily into rishathra.
It was a wonderful lifestyle, in its way.
Presently Sawur pulled back to look at him. “Tired or not, you seem very relaxed.”
“I think I’ve got him.”
Night.
“I have formulated a contract,” the Hindmost said.
“So have I,” Louis Wu said. He held up his translator. “It’s in memory, mostly in notes.”
“I can’t read that. We’ll have to work from here.” The cliff abruptly glowed with lines of print, black on white, and a virtual keyboard taller than Louis himself.
Their audience murmured appreciatively. Most of the villagers were seated around Louis. Louis wondered what they thought they were seeing.
He’d been making notes toward his own contract all afternoon. To work from the Hindmost’s instead of his own would violate a basic principle of negotiation. Louis didn’t intend that.
But another principle said that a negotiator should never admit to being under a deadline. Louis asked in Interspeak, “How do I work it?”
“Point,” the Hindmost said. “Left for cursor, right to type.”
Louis tried it, waving his arms like an ambidextrous orchestra conductor. {Mental patterns may require alteration} — Louis deleted that and wrote, {Mental patterns must not be altered for any purpose.} The section on {PAYMENT} looked reasonable: he was to be charged for work comparable to treatment in hospitals at Sol system, paid off in service not to exceed twelve years.
Hold it—”Boosterspice and standard tech?”
“By no means.”
“What then, puppeteer experiments?”
“I’ve tried to describe what I have available, a modified ARM X-program.”
“You can’t compute the cost of this thing against fees payable at a Sol hospital! Your system would give me another thirty years of life, roughly speaking, wouldn’t it? I’ll give you seven years of service following my emergence from the ‘doc.”
“Twelve! Louis, this system will rewrite you to the age of twenty! You’d get another fifty years with no further medical treatment at all!”
“The risks you’ll put me through, I’ll be lucky to get fifty good days, and you know it. That’s why I went on sabbatical in the first place. Seven.”
“Stet.”
Louis pointed with his left forefinger, the cursor. {Time expended shall be computed only for discrete actions taken at the direction of the Hindmost.} “Now what is this flup? What about consultation time? Travel time? Actions done without consulting you because there’s no time? Subconscious problem-solving during sleep?”
“Write it in.”
“Your motives are questionable. No honest entity would have tried that.”
“This is how negotiation works, Louis.”
“You’re going to teach me how to negotiate? Stet.” Louis erased the offending sentence, then typed one-fingered on the air. {Service period shall terminate seven years after acceptance of this contract.} He ignored the squawk of distress. “Now I need a clause to protect me from being altered into a better servant. I don’t see anything in here that will do that.”
Text added itself. Louis watched for a bit, then said, “No.”
“Write, then.”
“No. Can you think of any way to get yourself a copy of my contract?”
“No.”
“It’ll have to wait for me to reach Hidden Patriarch, then. I’ll start tomorrow.”
“Wait! Louis, I can easily find you here.”
“Hindmost, I think I’ll have to insist on your accepting my contract, not yours. If you can’t read it, how can you suggest changes?”
“You must read it to me aloud.”
“Tomorrow. Now, something else has been bothering me. How long does it take you to shape a plume from the sun and then set off the superthermal laser effect?”
“Two hours, sometimes three. Conditions vary.”
“Three ships came through Fist-of-God, near here, and someone blasted them. One landed on the far side of the Ringworld and something blasted it. Did that take longer? What with all the fast-forward action, I just couldn’t tell.”
“I will look.”
Louis woke late. Sawur and the children were gone. Nothing edible remained from last night. Louis worked near the empty firepit.
{No entity or process shall alter Louis Wu’s patterns of thought by medical or chemical means nor by any means save persuasion worked while Louis Wu is fully conscious and in his right mind. No agreements made while he is not fully conscious and in his right mind shall be binding.}
{The period of servitude} — Louis crossed out “servitude.” — {mutual dependence shall end no more than seven years after acceptance of this contract. Wu shall be entitled to sleep, meals, and periods of healing as required. Emergencies interrupting these free times shall shorten the period of mutual dependence at triple time. Penalties for violations… vacation periods mutually agreed upon shall extend the period of mutual dependence… Louis Wu may refuse any command if in his sole judgment the commission involves undue risk, undue damage to local hominids or their culture or their environment, global damage to the Ringworld, or clear ethical violations.} A few talking points wouldn’t hurt.