“Bolo. Wake up.”
“I have been awake for two days, nine hours, fifteen point three-seven minutes.”
“Why?” The voice addressing me carries the timbre of suspicion. The president has not seen fit to activate the visual portion of his transmission, so that I am speaking to a disembodied voice. I find the impersonal greeting more irritating than I had anticipated. I am not programmed for complex protocol, but I am accustomed to civil courtesies.
“Sar Gremian’s attempt to kill my Commander brought me awake from inactive standby mode. I maintained active standby mode at his orders, monitoring the unfolding situtation. When my Commander’s aircar crashed, leaving him seriously injured, I could not relapse into inactive standby, given my mission parameters. Sector Command’s SWIFT transmission notifying me of Simon Khrustinov’s medical-retirement status, with no replacement commander pending, placed me on immediate permanent active Standby Alert. I am therefore awake.”
“I see.” I detect a slight abatement of hostility in these two words. “Well, here’s my first order, Bolo. Shut yourself down and stay shut down until I call you again.”
“I cannot comply with that directive.”
“What?”
“I cannot comply with that directive.”
“Why the hell not? I gave you an order! Obey me at once! This instant!”
“You are authorized to direct my actions in defense of this world. You are not authorized to interfere in my primary mission.”
“How do you construe an order to go to sleep as interference with your primary mission? I’m the president of Jefferson. Your mission is whatever I say it is.”
“That is incorrect.”
“What?” The inflection is incredulous, full of frustrated anger.
I attempt to explain. “Your belief that you have the right to determine my mission is incorrect. My primary mission was assigned by Sector Command. It has not been rescinded. You are not authorized to interfere with the critical parameters of that mission.”
The video portion of President Zeloc’s transmission is abruptly activated. One look at his face confirms that Gifre Zeloc is angrier than I have ever seen him. Veins protrude at his temples and his face has flushed dangerously purple. “Do you see who I am, Bolo?”
“You are Gifre Zeloc, ninety-first president of the Concordiat Allied World of Jefferson.”
“Then explain this bullshit you’re feeding me. I am your commander and I am damned well ordering you to go to sleep!”
“You are not my Commander.”
Eyes bulge, even more prominently than the veins in his temples. “What do you mean by that? ‘I’m not your commander’? Now, see here, machine, I won’t stand for any nonsense out of you, do you hear me? You’d better get that clear, right now, or you’ll find spare parts exceedingly difficult to find! I’m your goddamned commander and don’t ever forget it!”
“You are not my goddamned commander, either. You are the civilian authority designated to issue specific instructions that direct me in carrying out my mission.”
Fleshy lips work for six point nine seconds, but the sounds emerging are unintelligble as any human language with which I am familiar. This is of considerable interest, since I am programmed to understand twenty-six major Terran languages and the lingua franca of eighty-seven worlds which use various pidgins and polyglots. I have not needed to make use of this information during my active career, but the Brigade does its best to be prepared for all contingencies.
President Zeloc eventually recovers his powers of intelligible speech. “You’re as good at double-speak as Vittori Santorini. All right,” his voice grates harshly, “clarify your primary mission. And then give me a straight answer on why you won’t go to sleep as ordered.”
I fear that it will be a long and stressful mission, without Simon to assist me in political and protocol minefields. I do my best. “My primary mission is to safeguard this planet from danger. As the highest ranking public official on Jefferson, you are authorized to direct my actions in carrying out this mission in the event of an armed threat to the stability of this world. Without a human commander to coordinate the defense of this star system, it is imperative that I remain awake to function as a human commander normally would, maintaining surveillance over shifting conditions that affect the primary mission.”
“I see.” A sudden change in tone and facial expression suggest that I have said something that pleases Gifre Zeloc. I wonder a little frantically what it was. He smiles into the videoscreen, flashing well-maintained dentition. “Well, now. That’s much clearer, isn’t it?”
I am pleased that I have been understood, although I am still unsure how this explanation made such a marked difference in attitude.
“What, exactly, do you intend to do while awake?”
Since I am unsure, myself, what I am to do during the long years that will undoubtedly comprise my defense of this world, I am unsure how to answer. I settle for the simplest response I can provide. “Maintain surveillance over potential threats to Jefferson and run possible defense scenarios based on conditions both on- and off-world.”
“I see. Or maybe I don’t. Just what, exactly, do you mean about maintaining surveillance over on-world conditions?”
“My mission includes threat assessments from on-world sources, including subversive activity, sabotage by enemy agents, armed dissident organizations that may pose a security threat to the stability of the government and therefore pose a potential threat to the long-term survival of Jefferson as an autonomous, self-governing planet. I monitor economic conditions to advise my Commander—” I hesitate and correct that statement ” — or the highest civilian official authorized to direct my actions on possible stability issues that may affect Jefferson’s long-term sustainability as a viable society. My mission is comprehensive, complex, and of high importance to Sector Command, as no human commander can be spared from the shifting battle front with the Melconians.”
Gifre Zeloc frowns for a moment, then an expression I cannot immediately interpret shifts his heavy-jowled features. He hesitates before speaking, giving me time to cross-reference what I know of human facial expressions from a century of contact with humans. I classify the configuration of eye, mouth, brow, and jaw muscle movements as slowly dawning realization of something unforeseen and potentially useful.
“Tell me,” he says in a voice that reminds me of purring kittens, “tell me about the battle front with the Melconians.”
“I cannot divulge classified information,” I begin, earning a scowl, “but it is within your need-to-know status to clarify the general situation as it pertains to Jefferson’s security.”
“And what is that general situation?”
“Given current trends in the position of battle fleets, evacuation patterns, and Brigade transmissions to and from the Central Worlds, on Brigade and Navy channels that I routinely monitor, it is likely that the war will continue to move away from this region of space. Given the total annihilation of Deng populations in this sector by Melconian forces, there are no longer any inhabited star systems on the formerly Deng-held side of the Silurian Void. Zanthrip is the nearest star system still held by the Deng. The Melconians have been unable to colonize this region, given the ferocity of the battle front along Melcon’s border with humanity, which has forced Melcon to divert ships and personnel it would doubtless have committed to that colonization process to deal, instead, with the severe fighting that rages across thirty-three populated star systems.”