“Who.”
Annnnnd he stopped again. Maids were never imperious, but that was what she sounded like. Then again, his emotions were running so goddamn high, he was capable of reading into just about anything right now—and jumping to the wrong conclusion.
“I came back here for help, okay.” He threw up his hands. “s’Ex told me he would get me into the palace so I could look through the healers’ texts.”
“For whom?”
“My brother’s mate.”
The maid’s head came up sharply. “He is to mate the Princess here, though, no? I heard that he is the Anointed One.”
“He fell in love.” iAm shrugged. “It happens. Or so I’ve heard.”
“And she is the one who is dying?”
“She’s not doing well.”
As he resumed his prowling, he could feel the eyes behind that mesh track him. “So that’s why I need to get out. My brother needs my help.”
“He is in mourning. The executioner.”
iAm glanced over, and then resumed stalking the cell. “Yeah. I know, but he had enough free rein to meet me on the outside. Shorter trip now that I’m in the palace itself.”
“But that is the issue. He left and no one knew where he had gone. The palace wanted him to participate. The palace . . . insisted that he attend to the Queen. He is with her now.”
Just his luck. “There are breaks in the rituals, though, aren’t there? Can you catch him then?”
“Well . . . maybe I can take you to the texts?”
iAm cranked his head around slowly. “What did you say?”
Longest. Elevator. Ride. Of. His. Life.
As Trez stood next to Selena in a glass-walled torture chamber, he was resolutely facing the closed doors—and praying for some kind of Dr. Who time warp thingy that had him stepping out of the goddamn thing rightfuckingnow.
Eyeballs locked on the glowing line of numbers above the chrome doors, he wanted to vomit.
L . . . 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.
“44” had yet to light up because they were in the screaming-fast, liver-in-your-loafer, express part of the joyride.
“Oh, you should look out here,” Selena said, pivoting toward the all-access pass to vertigo. “This is so much fun!”
A quick glance over his shoulder and he nearly hurled. His beautiful queen had not just gone over to the glass, but put her palms on it and leaned into the ever-higher view.
Trez snapped back around. “Almost there. We’re almost at the top.”
“Can we go down and come up again? I wonder what the descent is like!”
Actually, maybe they should head back to the lobby. He was fairly sure he’d left his manhood there when this rocket ride had ignited.
“Trez!” Tap, tap, tap on his forearm. “Look at this.”
“Oh, yeah, it’s incredible. Yeah. Abso.”
They were never getting to the four hundred and forty-fourth floor. Much less level fifteen thousand gabillion where the cocksucking restaurant was.
McDonald’s, he thought. Why couldn’t she have wanted Mickey D’s. Or Pizza Hut. Taco Hell—
Beep!
At the sound, he braced himself for a Die Hard moment where some mastermind in a bespoke English suit blew up the rooftop.
Nope. Beep! Forty-five. Beep! Forty-six.
And more good news came as the bum rush to the heavens slowed.
“Trez?”
“Mmm?”
“Is there something wrong?”
“Just really psyched for dinner. Oh, my God, I can’t wait to get there.”
She tucked her arm through his and leaned her head against his triceps. “You really know how to treat a female.”
Damn right he did. For example, he was very clear that it would be considered highly unromantic to go fetal and suck your thumb because you were nut-less when it came to heights.
Bing! And the doors opened.
Thank you, baby Jesus, to use a Butch phrase.
Now, he told himself, get your shit together, you sack-less wonder, and focus on your female.
Flashing his queen a Cary Grant plus fangs, he escorted Selena off the deathtrap and into a black marble lobby that for a split second took him back to his nightmare at the s’Hisbe: so much glossy black stone on the floors, walls, and ceiling, with lights inset up high—and nothing else.
“Trez?”
Shaking himself, he smiled down at her. “You ready for this?”
“Oh, yes.”
A discreet black-on-black sign with an arrow indicated the way to the restaurant, but his keen senses of hearing and smell had already given him that information, thanks. As they started off, a human couple steamed toward them, the female’s high heels like the F-word being used with every step she took.
“. . . no reservation?” she hissed. “How could you not get us a reservation?”
The man next to her was staring straight ahead. Like you would if you were stuck next to a three-year-old on a bus.
“I can’t believe you didn’t get us a reservation. And we had to walk out like that. In front of all the other . . .”
As she continued to marching-band it to that theme song, the man’s eyes locked on Selena—and the poor bastard recoiled in awe as if a living angel had appeared in front of him.
After Trez pointed out to his inner bonded male that an appropriate entrée didn’t include Filet o’Fucktard, he realized that he, too, had failed to call ahead and lock down a time for a two-top. Shit. He’d totally forgotten to ask Fritz to make the damn call. And mind control worked on humans, including snotty maître d’s, but what it couldn’t fix was rank unavailability of empty seats.
Ahh . . .
“You know, I’ve heard the food isn’t all that,” he said numbly.
“That’s okay. I’m really here for the view.”
The entrance to Circle the World was not marked with any signage, like if you needed to ask, you didn’t need to be there. All there was was a pair of smoky glass doors as wide and tall as a one-story house.
Getting a jump on the black handles, he pulled one half open and let Selena go ahead.
Total restraint.
That was the first impression of the place: Glossy black everywhere, from the tables and the geometric chairs to the square supports that held the ceiling up overhead. No flowers. No candles. Nothing fussy. And the dark night beyond all those windows? Black as well, so that it looked as if there was no divide between the sky and interior.
The only touch of whimsy? The curling LED lights that hung from that lofty ceiling on black wires, their twinkling illumination reflecting off of all the high-gloss.
Oh, and there was a soprano singing over in the corner, her dulcet voice piped in throughout the place.
“I’ve never seen anything like this,” Selena whispered. “It’s like there are stars everywhere.”
He looked around. “Yeah.”
Okay, where was the gent in the penguin suit who was in charge of turning people with good money away? There was no maître d’ stand. Just thirty feet of black carpet that led to the first lineup of minimalist tables.
“They’re looking at us.”
On the whispered words, he frowned and focused on the diners. Well, what do you know. Every one of the humans at the tables seemed to have stopped eating and was looking in their direction—
From out of nowhere, a woman rushed over. Like the decor, she was all in black, and even her hair was a cap of stick-straight high-gloss.
“How do you do,” she said with a broad smile. “Welcome to Circle the World.”
And we will now self-destruct in three . . . two . . . “Yeah, I didn’t call ahead—”
“Oh, Mr. Latimer, yes, you did. Your representative, Mr. Perlmutter, let us know you would be gracing us with your presence. We are so pleased to accommodate you at the windows.”