“Where are we going?” asked Lavon.
“My instructions are to lead you to the baths.”
We glanced at each other, as if to say why not, and then ambled toward the door. As the others stepped outside, I walked back over to the corner to retrieve my bag. I suggested the others do likewise.
“No,” said the servant. “We will provide everything you need.”
I ignored him and hefted my kit into a comfortable position.
“If he doesn’t like it,” I said to Lavon, “tell him to bring it up with Publius.”
Just as I expected, the man backed down. Slaves, after all, did not complain to centurions.
“As you wish,” he said.
The servant led us down the stairs, then across the courtyard toward the opposite side of the fort. We could see about fifty Romans huddled near the north gate, checking equipment and preparing to go out on patrol. A few of the soldiers glanced up, but the rest of the men paid our group no mind.
We entered a stone passageway underneath the northeast battlement and went down two levels before turning into a narrow room about twenty feet long, which was illuminated with two oil lamps.
I counted fifteen U-shaped stone seats lining one of the walls. Behind each seat rested a stick with what appeared to be a sponge fastened to one end.
“Toilets,” said Lavon. “Those sponges are for washing your back side. They change them out after each use, so you don’t have to worry about having a clean one.”
“Wow,” said Bryson.
“Where’s the flush handle?’ joked Markowitz.
“Don’t laugh,” said Lavon. “I’m serious.”
He spoke briefly to the slave; then turned to the others.
“It’s an ingenious system. The aqueduct brings water into a cistern at ground level. We’re two floors below that, and our, um, material drops one level more. Every so often, they open a sluice gate and gravity pushes the stored water through at a high speed, washing the whole mess into the sewer. From there, it flows into the Kidron Ravine, which has been a garbage dump since the time of Solomon.
“Even if they don’t understand bacteria, they seem to have basic sanitation figured out,” said Bryson.
“As far as personal hygiene goes,” said Lavon, “the average soldier in this building probably lived better than the court at Versailles.”
“Where is the women’s restroom?” asked Bergfeld.
Lavon questioned the servant, but the man only stared back blankly. There wasn’t one.
“I know this is an army post,” she said, “but surely women visit from time to time?”
The archaeologist scanned the room again. “This fits with what some of my colleagues have worked out from digs in Britain and Italy. Their theory is that men and women rarely had separate facilities in the Roman world.”
“Oh.”
Lavon spoke to the servant again, who nodded and then gave Sharon an unctuous smile.
“I told him that our customs are different. He will give you a few minutes of privacy, if you’d like.”
“Thank you,” she said, as the rest of us turned toward the door.
A few minutes later, she came out and thanked the servant again. He bowed his head, as if unaccustomed to such niceties, and turned toward a set of steps at the other end of the corridor.
“Now we will go to the baths.”
He led us up one level, toward another corridor that opened into a chamber about the size of a modern tennis court. Two windows in the ceiling, covered with metal grates, provided illumination.
“You begin your bath here,” he said.
We saw no water. Instead, to our great surprise, rows of dumbbells lined both sides of the room, with two racks of heavy barbells mounted on the opposite wall. A dozen Romans, stripped down to loincloths, puffed away at the weights, while in the far corner, other soldiers took turns punching a heavy leather bag.
“I wonder if they sell monthly memberships?” Markowitz joked.
Bergfeld picked up a nearby dumbbell without thinking. She raised it over her head and did two quick sets of tricep extensions, one for each arm. It was only as she replaced the weight on its rack that she noticed the room had gone silent. Every man stared at her; a few gaped in open astonishment.
“It’s the Amazon,” one finally said, as his compatriots burst out in laughter.
She blushed as Lavon translated and quickly ducked behind the rest of us.
Not one to miss a workout, I stepped forward to grab a few quick sets with the dumbbells, and the others followed. A few minutes later, Sharon got over her embarrassment and came back to join the fun.
After we finished, we stepped back into the corridor and followed the servant down the hall, wondering what other surprises were in store.
“It’s called the Palaestra,” Lavon explained. “The Romans believed that it was best to work up a sweat before bathing.”
“Fascinating,” said Bryson.
“Did they really call me an Amazon?” asked Sharon.
“The Amazon, if I heard him right,” said the archaeologist.
“Did such women really exist?”
“Supposedly their lands were to the north of the Black Sea — today’s Ukraine,” answered Lavon, “but it’s hard to say how much credence the Greeks or the Romans gave to the tales. Some of the stories were pretty bizarre.”
“Isn’t that where you told them we came through on the way here?” I asked.
He frowned. “I never considered the link,” he admitted.
“Link to what?” said Bergfeld.
“Since the Amazons didn’t allow men to live in their country, the legend was that they’d venture out once or twice a year to have sex, in order to keep their line going. In that case, it’s plausible that a few of them might journey this far, for variety’s sake, I suppose.”
Considering the other myths about the Amazons, that sounded reasonable enough.
***
The servant stepped through another passage and directed us into the apodyterium, or changing room. Numbered shelves lined the walls, though most were empty at this time of the morning.
“Here’s the drill,” said Lavon. You can leave your clothes here. Once you’ve done that, you have a couple of choices. The Romans didn’t use soap like we do. Instead, bathers would cover their bodies with oil to loosen the dirt. Then, servants would take a curved metal tool and scrape it all off.”
“What’s the other choice?” I asked. The first option sounded distinctly unappealing.
“You can go straight to the caldarium, which is a hot water bath. It’s heated by a fire directly under the pool. The tiles are pretty hot, too, so, they’ll give you wooden clogs to keep from burning your feet.”
“I think I’ll go with Plan B,” I said.
The others laughed.
“I figured you would,” Lavon replied. “After you’ve spent however long you want in the hot water, you go to the next room and dunk yourself in the cold water pool, to close your pores. That’ll wake you up, I can assure you.”
“And after that?”
“In places like Pompeii, they’d have food and wine, and probably some musicians or other entertainment. There, the baths were a social occasion, and Roman writers often complained about people who stayed too long and became drunk and obnoxious.”
“But this is an army base,” said Bryson.
“Right,” said Lavon. “I’d expect it to be rather functional, without the decorative touches we’ve found in the resort towns. Once you’re out of the cold water, come back to the changing room and retrieve your clothes, and you’ll be done.”
“What about me?” Sharon asked.
He quizzed the servant again. Once again, the man flashed a sycophantic smile before beckoning her to sit. The rest of us would go first; she could follow once we had finished.
That made sense, though something at the back of my mind didn’t feel right. Although he was a servant and thus accustomed to deferring to others, his demeanor seemed just a bit too obsequious — like a sleazy stockbroker trying to convince his intended victims of his honest nature.