“That’s where I got caught,” he said.
A squad of two dozen Romans observed the procession, but the legionnaires made no move to interfere with the worshippers. Markowitz stood still for a moment, watching the soldiers. Then he muttered an obscenity and spat in their direction.
Lavon and I both glanced at each other, but we chose not to comment.
***
By then, the crowd ahead of us had grown impatient with both the recalcitrant donkey and its owner’s futile efforts to prod it along.
Tired of wasting time, four burly ruffians stepped forward and shoved the man out of the way. One of them promptly slit the animal’s throat, and after its quivering kicks had weakened sufficiently, they wrestled the unfortunate beast up to the bridge railing and heaved both it and its load over the side.
The multitude behind us cheered and we started forward once more. As we reached the edge of the Upper City, the crowd’s momentum pressed us deep into another rat’s maze of narrow alleys. I, for one, quickly became disoriented, though we all took comfort in the fact that Naomi seemed to know where she was going.
We passed through a series of twists and turns before she stopped in front of a collection of baskets, each about the size of common rolling household trash bins. These appeared to be scattered haphazardly among piles of miscellaneous debris.
“Where are the houses?” asked Bryson. “I thought this was the wealthy part of town.”
As it turned out, we were at the back of one. Jerusalem’s elites, like their counterparts in the modern developing world, took pains to conceal their opulence behind high walls.
Although we seemed to have reached the place Naomi intended to lead us, I noticed that she was becoming quite nervous.
She spoke quickly to Lavon and motioned for the rest of us to pick a container and hustle inside; one person per basket. Once we had done so, she arranged the lids at haphazard angles and then covered them with a handful of filthy rags.
She stepped back to observe, and after giving us a quasi-satisfied nod, she snuggled up to Lavon. They spoke briefly; then she took his right hand and cupped it under her rump. Afterward, she squeezed him tight and led him around the corner.
I had spent enough of my early Army career hunkered down in squalid holes, and I could see that my bad luck in drawing duty assignments hadn’t yet deserted me.
The previous evening, I could only stand in place and observe the celebrations. Now, I found myself packed into a fetid receptacle while my colleague had the privilege of scouting the territory with Rahab the harlot leading the way.
Some guys get all the breaks.
But I shouldn’t complain. We only had to remain still for a quarter hour before the two love-birds returned.
Lavon lifted the foul-smelling refuse off the top of my basket and whispered the all-clear, while Naomi did the same with the Professor and Markowitz.
“Follow me,” said Lavon, “and keep your mouths shut.”
We scrambled around the corner and slid through an open doorway, pausing to let our eyes adjust to the low light. After a few seconds, Naomi stepped into the lead, and Lavon drifted back to ensure that no stragglers remained behind.
We hadn’t gone far when we passed into a narrow tunnel. As soon as all of us were inside, Lavon reached back and pulled a recessed handle, closing the door and plunging us into darkness.
We stood still for a brief moment, waiting — in vain this time — for our eyes to adjust. Then we crept forward.
We had gone about a hundred paces when Naomi stopped to explain.
“I have worked here,” she said.
As it happened, the madam who supervised the palace entertainers ran a thriving sideline supplying women to the Upper City’s most exclusive brothel, conveniently located at the terminus of a neglected escape tunnel the first Herod had dug over half a century before.
Naomi sounded surprisingly positive about it, too. In contrast to their labors in the palace, these extracurricular duties were voluntary, and the women were permitted to keep a quarter of what they were paid. One had even managed to save enough to buy her own freedom, though what she had done afterward, Naomi didn’t know.
Now the charade by the baskets made perfect sense. Had they been caught, Lavon could have passed for yet another satisfied customer.
I was about to ask where this particular tunnel led when I heard voices in my earpiece. Lavon heard them too. He listened for a moment and then handed the device to Naomi.
“What’s happening?” said Bryson.
“Shh,” I whispered.
Naomi translated the Aramaic into Greek when the conversation paused. Like the discussion in Pilate’s office, I will never forget the exact words she related to us.
Chapter 53
Herod spoke first. “Azariah, I commend you. Her eye is healing nicely. By tomorrow evening, no Roman will be able to say that I have to flog my women into submission.”
“She is truly a unique specimen, my lord. It is a shame she cannot speak a word of our language.”
“She knows no Aramaic?” asked the king.
“Nor Greek, I’m afraid.”
“Latin?”
“A word or two at most.”
Herod shrugged off this complication.
“Well, it is of no importance. To carry out her responsibilities, she will not need to talk. The others chatter too much anyway.”
The courtiers in the room laughed, and one of them cracked a joke Naomi didn’t bother to translate.
For the next few minutes, we heard nothing but idle gossip. But then I could hear the approaching sound of marching feet.
“About half a dozen, I’d guess,” I whispered to Lavon.
The soldiers halted some distance away. One of their number broke off and came closer. He came to attention and saluted — I’d recognize that sound anywhere — and then I heard some brief shuffling before the man saluted once more and backed away.
Nothing happened for a minute or two. Then we heard a voice.
“It appears that Pilate is sending us a prisoner, my lord,” said Azariah.
I heard a brief grunt. Whatever was happening, the monarch didn’t like it.
“Despite holding the title of prefect, Pilate is only of the Roman equestrian order,” said Herod. “Yet he, a mere knight, presumes to tell a crowned king how to handle our affairs.”
From what Naomi said, this was a familiar complaint.
“A most lamentable circumstance,” said Azariah.
A brief period of silence followed.
Finally, Herod spoke again. “Well, who is this prisoner?”
“The message says that it is the Nazarene.”
“The Nazarene?”
“The same, my lord. He is a Galilean, so Pilate is sending him to us.”
We heard another grunt. Herod did not welcome this news.
“Just what I would expect. He fears a riot, and if one does occur, he wants someone else to bear the responsibility.”
“Yes, my lord. That is how I see it, too.”
As did I, though I regretted that we would never have the chance to find out whether Publius or Volusus had planted this idea in the governor’s head or if Pilate had thought of it himself. Both struck me as plausible.
“How was he caught?” asked Herod.
“Apparently, one of his followers saw the light.”
“No doubt reflected off some silver,” grumbled Herod. “Who arrested him: the Romans or the Temple police?”
“I don’t know. Whatever happened, though, he ended up in the hands of Pilate, who will crucify him; of that we can be certain.”
“Yes, but Pilate is afraid that his followers will cause a disturbance, like, um, what’s his name — ”
“Barabbas,” said Azariah.
“Yes, Barabbas. Pilate will not want to write a dispatch to the Emperor explaining why he could not keep order, so he seeks a way to blame any problems that might arise on me. Perhaps the Romans will use this as an excuse to remove a portion of Galilee from my jurisdiction as well, and keep its revenues for themselves.”