“Well you kin leave us out!” Rainbow cried. “Ah’ll be buggered befo ah help yew!”
“Shut up, fool,” Berdoo snarled at her. “Ah buggered yew yestidday, yew should recall.”
“Ah am not gonna stand baah and let . . .” Rainbow began.
The doorbell cut her off in mid cry. Phil aimed the sleep-dart gun at Rainbow.
“Are you going to let Kristleen in, Rainbow? Or should I use you instead?”
Rainbow went to the door and opened it for Kristleen. Standing across the room, Phil was able to nail the two women with two quick shots. The sleep-drug took effect and they collapsed. Haf-N-Haf dragged them in and closed the door.
Berdoo stood watching, miserable and confused. Rainbow was the only girl-friend he’d ever had. But Phil had always been right before. Phil was Mr. Frostee, really. And Mr. Frostee was smarter than anyone in the world.
“She’s going to make trouble if we let her go, Berdoo.” Phil was looking at him across the room, his gun still leveled. There was a silence.
“But ah cayun’t!” Berdoo cried finally. “Not that sweet girl. Ah cain’t let you cut her all . . .”
Suddenly there was a pistol in Berdoo’s hand, a .38 special. Faster than thought, his street-fighter’s reflexes had carried him over to the window and fanned the drape out in front of him. Phil’s sleep-dart bounced off the drape and dropped to the floor.
“Be reasonable, Berdoo.” Phil lowered his dart pistol. “We’ll take Kristleen apart, but we’ll send Rainbow up whole. She can work for BEX as a stewardess, to replace that girl Misty from last year. Now you just let me get Rainbow stoned up good, and I’ll talk to her, and then she flies up to Disky and gets herself an everlasting body. I promise they’ll leave her personality in. You’ll be able to see her once in a . . .”
Berdoo stepped out from behind the curtain, his small face set in a snarl. He shot Phil through the head, just like that.
“Oh, Bewdoo,” Haf-N-Haf moaned as the ringing of the pistol-shot died down. “We’re going to have to wun wike hell. Mr. Fwostee’s got that other wemote in the twuck!”
“We’ll go out front and steal us a car,” Berdoo said tersely. “Ah’ll drag Rainbow, an you handle Kristleen.”
Just as they left the room, something in there exploded. Phil’s body? They didn’t stop to find out. Staggering under the women’s dead weight, they bumped down the fire-stairs and out through the lobby.
An athletic young man was just parking a red convertible in front. Berdoo still had his pistol out. Haf-N-Haf tapped the man’s shoulder and said something. The guy looked them over, handed off the keys, and walked away without saying a thing. Haf-N-Haf and Berdoo often affected people that way.
They put the girls in back and took off for the thruway to Orlando.
23
The Golden Prom was a lot of fun. Cobb hadn’t enjoyed himself so much in years. The beauty of the DRUNKENNESS subprogram was that you could move your intoxication level up and down at will, instead of being caught on a relentless down escalator to bargain basement philosophy and the parking garage. He found that if he tried to go further than ten drinks, to the blackout point, then an automatic override would cut in, and he’d loop back to where he started.
Leaving the dance with Annie, he took a few sobering right-nostril breaths and wrapped his arm around her waist. She was acting girlish and giggly.
“Have you finished your research, Cobb?”
“What?” The moon was hanging over the sea now. Its light made a long lapped lane of gold, leading out to the edge of the world. “What research?”
She slipped her hand into his pants in back and smoothed his buttock. “You know.”
“That’s right,” Cobb said. “Be-boppa-lu-la.”
“Library accessed,” a voice in his head said.
“I want to have sex.”
“I’m glad,” Annie said. “So do I.”
“SEX subroutine now activated,” the voice said.
“OUT,” Cobb said.
“It’s out?” Annie asked. “I thought you wanted to.”
Cobb felt his pants tightening in front. “I do, I do.”
They stopped once or twice to kiss and rub against each other. Every square centimeter of Cobb’s body tingled with anticipation. For the first time in years his whole consciousness was out on his skin. Out on both their skins, really, for when they kissed he felt himself merging into Annie’s personality. One flesh.
For some reason the lights in his cottage were on. At first he thought it had just been an oversight . . . but walking up to the door he heard Sta-Hi’s voice.
“Oh,” Annie cried happily. “How wonderful! Your friend is better again!”
Cobb followed her into his cottage. Sta-Hi and Mooney were sitting there arguing. They fell silent when they saw Cobb and Annie.
Annie was angry to see Mooney there again. “What do you want, pig?”
Mooney didn’t say anything, but just leaned back in Cobb’s easy chair, his alert eyes looking the old man up and down.
“It is really you, Sta-Hi?” Cobb asked. “Did they beam you down or . . .”
“It’s the real me,” Sta-Hi said. “All-meat. I came back on the shuttle today. How was your trip?”
“You would have loved it. I couldn’t tell yes from no.” Cobb started to say more, then stopped himself. It wasn’t clear how much it would be safe to let Mooney know. Had they found the switched-off robot in the bedroom? Then he noticed the pistol in Mooney’s lap.
“Maybe you should send the lady home,” Mooney suggested easily. “I think we have some things to talk over.”
“SEX OUT,” Cobb muttered bitterly, “DRUNKENNESS OUT. You better go, Annie. Mr. Mooney’s right.”
“But why should I? I live here now, too. Who does this crummy Gimmie loach think he is, making me leave?” She was close to tears. “And after such a wonderful evening, just when . . . “
Cobb put his arm around her and walked her out the door. Patches of light from his cottage windows lay on the crushed-shell driveway. He could see Mooney’s alert shadow in one of the windows.
“Don’t worry, Annie. I’ll make it up to you tomorrow. Suddenly it’s like . . . like life is starting all over again.”
“But what do they want? Have you done something wrong? Do they have a right to arrest you?”
Cobb thought a minute. Conceivably they could have him dismantled as a bopper spy. As a machine, he probably wouldn’t even be entitled to a trial. But there was no reason it had to come to that. He put his arms around Annie and gave her a last kiss.
“I’ll talk to them. I’ll talk my way out. Save a place for me in your bed. I might be over in a half-hour.”
“All right,” Annie breathed in his ear. “And I’ve got a gun too, you know. I’ll watch out the window in case . . . “
Cobb hugged her tighter, whispering back, “Don’t do that, honey. I can handle them. If worst comes to worst I’ll . . . skip out. But . . . “
“Come on, Anderson,” Mooney called from Cobb’s window. “We’re waiting to talk to you.”
Cobb and Annie exchanged a last hand-squeeze, and Cobb went back in his house. He sat down in the easy chair that Mooney had been using, leaving Mooney to lean against the wall and glower at him, pistol in hand. Sta-Hi was lounging in a deck-chair he’d dragged in, a lit reefer in his mouth.
“Start talking, Anderson,” Mooney said. He was keeping the pistol aimed at Cobb’s head. A body shot probably wouldn’t stop a robot, but . . .
“Take it easy, Dad,” Sta-Hi put in. “Cobb’s not going to hurt anyone.”
“You let me be a judge of that, Stanny. For all we know, that other robot is hiding right outside to help him.”
“What robot?” Cobb said. How much did they really know, anyway? He and Sta-Hi had split up before the operation, and . . .