"Only if there is an enemy who threatens the dictator's rule, Dar—and PEST has no rivals for the government of the Terran Sphere, at the moment. Such weapons research as is done, is only a seeking after new applications of existing principles. A dictatorship does not encourage the discovery of new ideas."
"I can understand their viewpoint; I'm a little reluctant to try coming up with new ideas, myself."
"That is only because you know enough to know how little you know."
"In which case, I'll probably never outgrow it. Still, I'll be glad when I've learned enough to understand why Lona tells me to do something a certain way. It'd be nice to know what I'm doing, instead of just following her directions blindly."
"That will boost your self-esteem, Dar, perhaps to the point of developing the occasional idea or two, yourself."
Dar shuddered. "Please! I want to court Lona, not disaster. I'm not about to start trying to do things my own way for a long time, yet."
"I think you have Lona on a bit of a pedestal, Dar."
"No, I'm only awed by her knowledge. Well, maybe by her business instincts, too. All of her instincts, in fact…"
He stifled the thought. Later, boy, he told himself sternly. When she comes home. Let's keep to the business at hand here.
Unfortunate turn of phrase.
"Your attention is drifting again, Dar."
"That's, why I've got a robot pilot." But Dar reluctantly hauled his mind back to business. "In the meantime, if I don't follow Lona's instructions to the letter, our little five-robot factory will break down or start producing defective computers."
"True, Dar, and you will start losing sales."
Dar nodded. "No sales means no money—and on Maxima, no money means no food."
"That statement is true in any civilized society, Dar."
"True. But on an asteroid, 'no money' also means no water after we finish mining the ice on our own homestead—and there're only two pockets left, scarcely ten years' supply. And no water means no oxygen to breathe, and no hydrogen for fusion, which means no electricity."
"True—and, though our airproofing is very good, there is always a slight loss from day to day."
"Yes, and 'No money' also means no nitrogen or trace gases for the atmosphere, and no replacement parts for the life-support machinery. 'No money, no life,' as the Chinese say."
"I do not think Maxima is in any economic danger, though, Dar."
"Not as a whole, no." Dar gazed at the Ngoyas' house, off in the distance. It was a French chateau that could have rivaled Versailles. In fact, it was a copy of Versailles, on a smaller scale (but not much smaller). "The Ngoyas don't seem to be doing too badly. Of course, their factory is almost as big as their house, now." He could see its skylights poking above the ground behind the mansion. (That was the nice thing about ice pockets—when you mined them out, you had great underground chambers for automated machinery). "Their sales have to be over a million therms a year.''
"One million three hundred sixty-eight thousand, Dar. It is a matter of public record."
"Which means our income is, too." Dar winced. "No wonder they're being patronizing toward us."
"I still believe that to be primarily a matter of your perception, Dar. An analysis of speech patterns and facial expressions does not reveal any such attitude in any of your neighbors but the Laurentians, the Mulhearns, and the Bolwheels."
"Those are definitely the worst of them, yes.'' Dar watched a small mountain of a house come into view. "There's the Mulhearns' palace, now." It was Buckingham Palace, in fact—the Maximans were not shy in their pretensions. "Remind me to try to stay away from them."
"If you insist, Dar, though they are relatively harmless."
"Which means they won't harm me, if I don't come near them. Oh, don't worry, I won't insult them. They are human, after all."
"You must not sneer at your neighbors, Dar, if you plan to co-exist with them."
"Come on, Fess! You know I get along okay with most of 'em. I just don't particularly have a yen to build a palace in a vacuum, that's all."
"But you would, if you could surround it with atmosphere and a grassy park?"
"Well, maybe." Dar frowned. "There must be some way to enclose those mansions. Maybe if we built underground…"
Fess made a buzzing noise, the robotic equivalent of clearing his throat.
Dar looked up sharply, startled. "Was I drifting again?"
"Yes, Dar, and such speculation is to be encouraged—but within the context of the present discussion, I would like to point out that you are not entirely out of sympathy with the pretensions of your technocratic fellows.''
"Well, maybe a little." Dar frowned. "But then, I'm only skilled labor so far."
"Yes, and you have not yet begun your own dynasty."
The simple thought of offspring made Dar's head whirl.
"Town" was a cluster of one-story basalt buildings in three concentric circles; at their hub was a spaceport. The structures were almost all shops—ship repair, retail import/export, and recreation. There was even a small hotel mixed in with the three bars, but it was only for genuine lodging. The good citizens of Maxima were all engineers, scientists, programmers, and other high-tech workers; none of the women had the time, or the need, to be prostitutes. They had also been very successful in keeping professionals from moving in; the last entrepreneur who had tried it had been chained to a desk with a computer terminal which was hooked to an autochef. The 'chef wouldn't supply food unless the prisoner took, and passed, a computerized exam.
She dug in her heels and maintained the pride of her calling—but after three days of nothing but water, she caved in and learned how to study. A "C" in a basic algebra lesson won her a bowl of chili and a glass of milk. Thus fortified, she plowed ahead through history, algebra, plane geometry, basic chemistry, and a survey of Terran literature, working her way up to pot roast and stringbeans. By the end of three months, she had saddle sores and a high school diploma, at which point she was released from durance vile and packed aboard the next Ceres-bound burro-boat. She spread the word, and Maxima rarely had trouble with women in her line again. She, however, had come back five years later and applied for a job. She turned out to have a talent for organization and was currently coordinating the import-export trade.
"You know," Dar said, as he watched the blocks of the town grow, "these people haven't done all that badly, in some ways."
"Their concern for their offspring has moved them to altruism," Fess agreed. "I would ask you to bear that in mind when you talk to them."
"Oh, I'll be nice," Dar growled. In actuality, he could hardly wait. Living human beings… !
Fess slowed the car, banking it around to point it toward the largest building in town, and Dar tensed, not wanting to say anything—in fact, definitely not wanting to say anything, to give Fess one less datum to process. He was ready, though. Sometimes it happened, sometimes it didn't.
The comm screen crackled into life. "Dar, if you're coming, you'd better…"
The screen went black, and the instrument panel went dead. The car dropped like a rock.
Dar slapped the manual override, and the instrument panel glowed to life again. He brought the car down in front of the port, as the commscreen showed Myrtle finishing saying, "… stuff will be gone," and faded from sight.
Dar cut the power, sighed, and lifted the floor plate that gave him access to the prone robot. He pushed the circuit breaker at the base of Fess's "brain," and waited.
"Wwhhhaddtt… DDddaarrrr… whhhhadddttt…"
"You had a seizure," Dar explained gently. "You were coping just fine with the landing, but Myrtle came on the air to tell me to hurry up, and the extra item of processing overloaded your weak capacitor.''