Wilem looked at Simmon. “What did you do with the bandages after you stitched him up?”
“I burned them,” Sim said defensively. “I’m not an idiot.”
Wil made a calming gesture. “I’m just narrowing our options. It probably isn’t the Medica either. They’re careful about that sort of thing.”
Simmon stood up. “We have to tell someone.” He looked at Wilem. “Would Jamison still be in his office at this time of night?”
“Sim,” I said. “How about we just wait for a while?”
“What?” Simmon said. “Why?”
“The only evidence I have are my injuries,” I said. “That means they’ll want someone at the Medica to examine me. And when that happens . . .” With one hand still clamped over my bloody arm, I waved my bandaged elbow. “I look remarkably like someone who fell off a roof just a couple days ago.”
Sim’s sat back down in his chair. “It’s only been three days, hasn’t it?”
I nodded. “I’d be expelled. And Mola would be in trouble for not mentioning my injuries. Master Arwyl isn’t forgiving about that sort of thing. The two of you would probably be implicated too. I don’t want that.”
We were quiet for a moment. The only sound was the distant clamor of the busy taproom below. I sat down on the bed.
“Do we even need to discuss who’s doing this?” Sim asked.
“Ambrose,” I said. “It’s always Ambrose. He must have found some of my blood on a piece of roofing tile. I should have thought of that days ago.”
“How would he know it was yours?” Simmon asked.
“Because I hate him,” I said bitterly. “Of course he knows it was me.”
Wil was slowly shaking his head. “No. It’s not like him.”
“Not like him?” Simmon demanded. “He had that woman dose Kvothe with the plum bob. That’s as bad as poison. He hired those men to jump Kvothe in the alley last term.”
“My point exactly,” Wilem said. “Ambrose doesn’t do things to Kvothe. He arranges for other people to do them. He got some woman to dose him. He paid thugs to knife you. I expect he didn’t even do that, really. I’ll bet someone else set it up for him.”
“It’s all the same,” I said. “We know he’s behind it.”
Wilem frowned at me. “You’re not thinking straight. It’s not that Ambrose isn’t a bastard. He is. But he’s a clever bastard. He’s careful to distance himself from anything he does.”
Sim looked uncertain. “Wil has a point. When you were hired on as house musician at the Horse and Four, he didn’t buy the place and fire you. He had Baron Petre’s son-in-law do it. No connection to him at all.”
“No connection here either,” I said. “That’s the whole point of sympathy. It’s indirect.”
Wil shook his head again. “If you got knifed in an alley people would be shocked. But such things happen all the time all over the world. But if you fell down in public and started gushing blood from malfeasance? People would be horrified. The masters would suspend classes. Rich merchants and nobles would hear of it and pull their children from their studies. They’d bring the constables over from Imre.”
Simmon rubbed his forehead and looked up at the ceiling thoughtfully. Then he nodded to himself, first slowly, then with more certainty. “It makes sense,” he said. “If Ambrose had found some blood, he could have turned it over to Jamison and had him dowse out the thief. There wouldn’t have been any need to get folks in the Medica to look for suspicious injuries and such.”
“Ambrose likes his revenge,” I pointed out grimly. “He could have hidden the blood from Jamison. Kept it for himself.”
Wilem was shaking his head.
Sim sighed. “Wil’s right. There aren’t that many sympathists, and everyone knows Ambrose is carrying a grudge against you. He’s too careful to do something like this. It would point right to him.”
“Besides,” Wilem said. “How long has this been going on? Days and days. Do you honestly think Ambrose could go this long without rubbing your nose in it? Not even a little?”
“You have a point,” I admitted reluctantly. “That’s not like him.”
I knew it had to be Ambrose. I could feel it deep in my gut. In a strange way I almost wanted it to be him. It would make things so much simpler.
But wanting something doesn’t make it so. I took a deep breath and forced myself to think about it rationally.
“It would be reckless of him,” I admitted at last. “And he isn’t the sort to get his hands dirty.” I sighed. “Fine. Wonderful. As if one person trying to ruin my life wasn’t enough.”
“Who could it be?” Simmon asked. “Your average person can’t do this sort of thing with hair, am I right?”
“Dal could,” I said. “Or Kilvin.”
“It is probably safe to assume,” Wilem said dryly, “that none of the masters are trying to kill you.”
“Then it has to be someone with his blood,” Sim said.
I tried to ignore the sinking sensation in the pit of my stomach. “There is someone with my blood,” I said. “But I don’t think she could be responsible.”
Wil and Sim turned to look at me, and I immediately regretted saying anything. “Why would someone have your blood?” Sim asked.
I hesitated, then realized there was no way to avoid telling them at this point. “I borrowed money from Devi at the beginning of the term.”
Neither one of them reacted the way I expected. Which is to say, neither one reacted at all.
“Who’s Devi?” Sim asked.
I started to relax. Maybe they hadn’t heard of her. That would certainly make things easier. “She’s a gaelet who lives across the river,” I said.
“Okay,” Simmon said easily. “What’s a gaelet?”
“Remember when we went to see The Ghost and the Goosegirl?” I asked him. “Ketler was a gaelet.”
“Oh, a copper hawk,” Sim said, his face brightening with realization, then darkening again as he realized the implications. “I didn’t know there were any of those sort of people around here.”
“Those sort of people are everywhere,” I said. “The world wouldn’t work without them.”
“Wait,” Wilem said suddenly, holding up his hand. “Did you say, your . . .” He paused, struggling to remember the appropriate word in Aturan. “Your loaner, your gatessor was named Devi?” His Cealdish accent was thick around her name, so it sounded like “David.”
I nodded. This was the reaction I’d expected.
“Oh God,” Simmon said, aghast. “You mean Demon Devi, don’t you?”
I sighed. “So you’ve heard of her.”
“Heard of her?” Sim said, his voice going shrill. “She was expelled during my first term! It left a real impression.”
Wilem simply closed his eyes and shook his head, as if he couldn’t bear to look at someone as stupid as me.
Sim threw his hands into the air. “She was expelled for malfeasance! What were you thinking?”
“No,” Wilem said to Simmon. “She was expelled for Conduct Unbecoming. There was no proof of malfeasance.”
“I really don’t think it was her,” I said. “She’s quite nice, actually. Friendly. Besides, it’s only a six talent loan, and I’m not late paying her back. She doesn’t have any reason to do something like this.”
Wilem gave me a long, steady look. “Just to explore all possibilities,” he said slowly. “Would you do something for me?”
I nodded.
“Think back on your last few conversings with her,” Wilem said. “Take a moment and sift them piece by piece and see if you remember doing or saying something that might have offended or upset her.”
I thought back on our last conversation, playing it through in my head. “She was interested in a certain piece of information that I didn’t give her.”
“How interested?” Wilem’s voice was slow and patient, as if he were talking to a rather dimwitted child.
“Rather interested,” I said.
“Rather does not indicate a degree of intensity.”
I sighed. “Fine. Extremely interested. Interested enough to—” I stopped.
Wilem arched a knowing eyebrow at me. “Yes? What have you just remembered?”
I hesitated. “She might have also offered to sleep with me,” I said.