AFTER THE Boy digests dinner it is time for his bath, and Womack fills the tub and strips the boy down and lifts him up and eases him into the water, which Womack takes great care to ensure is the right temperature. The water sloshes around and Womack struggles for a simile to describe it to himself in his head, but the boy is floundering about in the water and needs calming, so Womack abandons similes and instead attempts to soothe the boy by putting his hands over the boy's ears. The boy's thrashing subsides; he sinks down into the water with Womack's hands on his face, smiling, laughing. Then Womack sponges the boy down and shampoos his hair, and when the boy is pink and rosy and clean, Womack lifts him out of the tub and towels him off.
TWO WEEKS BEFORE Christmas Womack decided to buy a turkey. At the supermarket he scooped one from the deep freeze and brought it home on his bicycle in his backpack. When Adriane came home that evening from yoga, after she turned off his music and reappeared in the kitchen, Womack opened up the refrigerator door and displayed it to her, proudly, as if it were something he himself had constructed or laid.
Better keep it in the freezer, said Adriane.
Yeah?
Well, it's not going to keep in there forever.
Doesn't it look delicious?
Adriane eyed the turkey, a pinkish lump nestled between the milk and pickles. It looks like a dead bird, she said.
Womack slammed the fridge door. For fuck's sake, Ade.
What? She was laughing at him.
Can you get excited about anything?
A turkey? You want me to get excited about a turkey?
Well, something.
Adriane shook her head and went into the den. Womack followed her and stood in the doorway, watching her remove the Dictaphone from her pocket, place it softly on the coffee table, then pick up Southeast Asia on a Shoestring and start reading.
So when are we going? he asked.
Adriane laughed, turning the page. You think you could afford it?
Womack faltered. He could feel what was coming, knew it from so many bad TV shows, the script of The Couple's Fight.
What is this? he asked her finally.
What is what?
This. You. Never home. And when you are, acting like I don't exist — not talking, disappearing into that book, going to bed.
Don't you ever get tired of just sitting around? There was something tired and pleading in Adriane's eyes. Womack did his best not to read it as pity.
You want to take a vacation? he demanded. Take a vacation. Go. I'm not stopping you. I'll lend you an extra shoestring if you want.
Oh, put it in your novel, writer. Adriane sighed, closed the book, and flopped back on the couch. She was silent. Womack was silent. Then there was a loud click from the Dictaphone. They both looked down at it sitting almost guiltily on the coffee table.
What the hell? he asked, moving across the room.
Adriane stood. Don't, she said.
But Womack was already there, the recorder in his hand, hitting the Eject button, popping the cassette out of the recorder. What's this? You're taping our conversations?
Adriane was reaching toward him, a nervous expression on her face.
Give that to me.
Womack slid the cassette back into the Dictaphone, hit Rewind for a few seconds, then Play.
From the speaker, his own voice — tinny, but audible: Can you get excited about anything?
And then Adriane's: A turkey? You want me to get excited about a turkey?
His, more incredulous and desperate than he remembered: Well, something.
And so on, their voices, back and forth. Finally, Adriane's, Oh, put in your nov- was cut off, and the tape began to whine before snapping to a stop.
Womack stood for a moment, silent, gazing at the Dictaphone in his hand as if it might speak up and offer an explanation. Adriane sat down on the couch.
How long have you been doing this? Womack asked, his back to her.
Adriane said nothing.
He rewound the cassette, farther this time, letting the counter wind backwards a few hundred digits. He pressed Play.
Here he was: I guess so, yeah. This was followed by hiss, the odd clank of something metallic. Chewing. Womack watched the wheels of the cassette turn, waiting. Then, himself again: So, Southeast Asia.
Yep, she said.
Sounds fun.
A pause. Her: Something to read.
Just something to read?
Womack hit Stop. Christ, he said. You're messed up, you know that? He took the cassette out of the recorder, turned it over in his hands.
There was a sigh from the couch, but Womack refused to look over. He wiggled his finger into the empty space at the base of the cassette, hooked it under the tape, and began pulling, pulling — not angrily, but purposefully, the wheels spinning, however many of their recorded arguments unravelling into piles of glistening black ribbon at his feet.
AFTER BATHING THE boy, Womack has to get a diaper on him, which is always a struggle. With one hand Womack lifts the boy's legs and holds them together at the ankles, knees bent, while with the other he hoists up the boy's backside and attempts to wedge the diaper underneath. Occasionally the diaper ends up the wrong way on, but by then Womack is often so exhausted he says, Fuck it, to himself, and pulls the boy's pajamas on over the backward diaper and gives him some pills. The boy might at this point again be moaning. Womack does the hands-on-the-ears thing. It has become a reflex. The boy grins, gurgling, cooing. With his hands cupped over the boy's ears, Womack looks down at him, at the boy lying on the bed in his pajamas, something like delight on his face, and he tries not to think the expected thoughts of fortune and misfortune, chance and fate.
TWO NIGHTS AFTER the incident with the Dictaphone, Womack and Adriane had another argument that, with Adriane in bed and him sitting before his computer, filled Womack with shame and embarrassment. He recalled himself screaming things like, Will you think of someone other than yourself, for once? and Adriane crying and screaming back, When was the last time we did anything fun?
As Womack sat there, from behind the curtains in the bedroom came the light whistle of a snore, the creak of bedsprings as Adriane turned in her sleep. Womack pictured her, wrapped in the covers — but the image included him, lying next to her, staring into her face as she slept. A hard knot rose in his throat. Womack sighed deeply, rose from the uncomfortable chair, pushed through the curtains, and stood looking down at Adriane, her eyes closed, mouth half open, hair splayed across the pillow.
Hey, he said.
A pasty, smacking sound from her mouth.
He sat down on the bed, reached out, and prodded her with his fingertips. Hey.
Adriane rolled over. What time is it?
Ade, this isn't right. Us sleeping in the same bed.
What? She sat up.
Us, like this. I can't do it, act like nothing's wrong, lie down next to you. I can't sleep like that. Like, physically, I can't sleep.
Okay?
So maybe one of us should sleep on the couch. Like we could take turns, or whatever.
Look at you, she said. Her mouth was a crescent-shaped shadow in the dark.
Me?
Making decisions. I'm impressed.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you, actually doing something for a change. Not just sitting back and watching and then going to your computer and typing it all down.