I used to think it was polite to reply to every email I received. Polite? I thought it was my duty! Now I actually reply to very little email. If someone sent me a joke, I don't reply with, "Thanks, it was hilarious" or the more annoying, "Gosh, I've been on that interweb since 1987 and I've seen that a million times." I just delete it and move on.
Unless, of course, the email asks for a specific reply. Then I forward it back to the person with a quick answer. By including the entire message, I don't have to explain context. Life is too short to write long memos.
Delegate or forward, then delete
Some email requires delegating a task to someone else. I always cc the person who made the request so she knows who it has been delegated to. Sometimes I create a to do item in my organizer to follow up on the item on a particular day, which helps me stay in the loop and verify that the task wasn't dropped.
Sometimes forwarded email—messages to my boss or my team to keep them updated—doesn't require follow up. I also don't reply to emails spreading the latest hilarious Internet joke—such as when I learned about a seven-year-old boy in England, named Craig Shergold, trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records by amassing the largest postcard collection. Oh, wait, that's an urban legend.
Do Now, Then Delete
Requests that are important or quick to execute should be done now. Usually these are requests from the boss or simple requests that would take less time to do than to submit into a request-tracking system or organizer. If something takes less than two minutes to complete, it is less work to do it now than to spend time recording it to do later.
Jump Starting the Process
The difficult part about this system can be getting started. If you have 2,000 email messages in your inbox, this system must sound like some kind of unrealistic fantasy.
My recommendation? Forget the really old stuff and move forward.
Some mail clients have special archive functions. However, it is just as easy to create a folder called "DeadItems-2005-11-19" (or whatever the date is) and move all items older than that date into that folder.
Now you have a clean inbox, and if someone does need you to pull something out of your old archive, it's all right there.
And if you don't touch that folder for a full year, burn it onto a CD-ROM, delete it, whatever, just get it out of your mailbox. If you haven't touched it for a year, there is little chance you'll touch it ever. Your email client will run faster now that it doesn't have to manage such a huge index.
I'm still waiting for someone to write a program that will seek out all email older than a year and burn them onto a CD-ROM, along with a little Java program that would let me search and browse the messages, and even restore selected items to my mail reader. Alas, such a beast doesn't exist. I even have a cool name for the technique: "Pickled Email" (like the food-preserving process). If you invent such a tool, you are free to use that name—no charge.
Does it sound impossible to just let go of 2,000 email messages?
Let me ask you this: when are those 2,000 email messages actually going to get processed?
Next month?
How long have you been saying "next month"?
Before I developed the previously described technique, I tried two other methods unsuccessfully:
Random 100 a day. I used to think that if every day I could process and delete 100 old messages, I could clean out my inbox in a month. However, when I tried to do that, my inbox just got bigger! I couldn't keep it up for a full month. Plus, processing 100 messages can take more than an hour. That's 20 to 30 hours—more than half a week—to complete this project. I could do other things with that time.
By person. Another technique that I tried was to process my inbox by person. I'd deal with all the messages from a particular person. They'd get a flood of maiclass="underline" "Do you still need this?" "What about this?" "Hey, I finally read this, it was hilarious. Thanks!" Then I was done with that person forever...or until the next time I got behind in reading email.
Though the by-person technique also failed for me, it did have a benefit over processing 100 messages a day: it let me set priorities. I could pick the more important people in my life rather than a smattering of messages from random people.
However, realistically, once you have more than 1,000 or so messages in your inbox, I think you have to accept that those messages are never going to really get processed.
Sorry, they just aren't.
I know it's difficult to accept because it was difficult for me, too. However, one day I looked at the oldest messages in that big pile and realized that some of them were more than five years old—from another era.
If you reply to an email that is that old, people often think you are crazy, or they question if your reply was caught in a stuck queue, or they make a joke about time travel.
What's the worst that could happen? If the email was truly urgent, you would have already received another request, or you would have gotten in trouble. Huge inboxes are full of messages that are, essentially, dead.
So, if they are never going to get processed, why not move them to an archive and forget about them? Your mail client will work faster without all those messages eating up memory and other resources. It will start up faster, too.
Summary
Most system administrators receive more email than they know what to do with. If you don't manage your email, email will manage you. Get control over your email and you'll be a long way toward regaining control over your time.
Your inbox is a lousy way to manage your to do list.
The goal is to get to an empty inbox. To do that, all actions you take on an email must end with either deleting or filing the message. To that end, I recommend a project that involves handling each message in one of these ways: filter, delete unread, read and process, or do and delete.
Filter. Use filtering software to pre-process your email and automate many tasks.
Delete unread. Certain kinds of messages can be deleted safely without reading.
Read and process. Whether the email needs to be read, forwarded, recorded in an organizer or request tracker, or filed, make sure you complete the task and remove it from your Inbox. Don't let it linger.
Do and delete. If a task can be done in a few minutes, do it now then delete the message.
To deal with the backlog you may have accumulated until now, I recommend that you save it somewhere and forget about it. If a message was really important, someone would have come after you. Email is ephemeral. The older a message gets, the less value it has.
Chapter 11. Eliminating Time Wasters
This chapter helps you identify time wasters and explores ways to eliminate them.
Let me tell you a little about myself. I love reading Usenet newsgroups (NetNews). I can read bulletin boards for hours. Before the Web existed, Usenet was where I spent most of my online time. I would have been an A student if it hadn't been for Usenet. Darn Usenet!