XLII
HELENA'S BIRTHDAY. MY poor girl loyally spent her time trying to find my lost niece. She set about interviewing all the Aventine householders who had reported missing children. Gaius Baebius had turned up just as I was myself leaving home, so I found a piece of rope in my skip to tie Ajax to a pillar in the laundry portico, then arranged with Gaius that he would stick close to Helena. It was protection for her, something I could not spare time to provide myself, and kept him out of trouble too.
Lenia bawled something angrily about the dog.
`Leave off, Lenia. If I'm to provide your augury, you owe me a favour or two.'
`Don't push your luck, Falco! Seems to me you're using this as an excuse to behave like a complete tyrant.'
`Don't underestimate the lies I'll have to make up.' `If you feel like that I'll find somebody else.' `I wish you would.'
Nobody else would do it, we both knew. Every lockup shopkeeper in Fountain Court had already given himself a hernia laughing at the thought of me having to suffer under the sacrificial veil.
Dear gods. That was another problem: I would have to acquire a headdress to parade in at the altar on the wedding day.
`Gaius Baebius, you look like a man with a sense of duty. Have you got a priest's veil?'
`Of course,' smirked my brother-in-law. Trust him. What a pious operator. How could even Junia have married him? (Answer: for his customs salary. Do not ask me, however, how a placid lump like Gaius ever married a spiteful stick like her.) `Marcus Didius, I am hoping to be elected to the college of the Augustales soon.'
Official religion. Oh spare me, Gaius! `Excellent fellow! And thanks for the loan of your bonce sheet,' I cried, setting off in the opposite direction from Helena and him at a fast pace. I could see him looking puzzled; Helena would explain. If I knew Gaius Baebius, lending me his head veil would make him think he had the right to attend Lenia's nuptials. Things were looking up. He and Junia were bound to bring their dog; Ajax was their child substitute, treated as one of the family. Maybe Ajax could be trained to bite the bride's beloved. Maybe, if the gods were very kind, they would give me time to train Ajax myself.
Walking to the station house, I enjoyed myself thinking of fierce canine teeth being sunk into my landlord's most personal assets on his wedding day.
I already knew how my own day would be unfolding. Fusculus had called at the apartment early to break the news of the doctor's murder. He said Petro had been up half the night pursuing investigations into the Saepta thefts. When he heard of Alexander's murder he. had given up and gone home to grab a hasty nap. The plan was for us all to meet at midmorning in order to tackle the new disaster after the crew had rested and were fresh.
This gave me a couple of hours to spare. Time for serious preparations: I went to the gymnasium and put in some wrestling and weapons practice. Given the grim state of Rome it seemed a good idea.
I had forgotten about my shoulder. That very promptly sent me out of the gym and into the massage room.
`You're full of flab,' complained Glaucus the proprietor, who acted as my personal trainer whenever I allowed him access.
`Get me into condition then.'
`In half an hour, Falco?'
`Half an hour is all I have.'
`You're slow, you're weak, you're dopy. It's going to take me months to undo this. I hope you're not planning anything dangerous in the near future.'
`Just tackling a gang of vicious murderers. And mind it, man! I had a dislocated shoulder poked back yesterday.'
`Jupiter, Juno and Minerva! I presume,' moaned Glaucus sarcastically, `somebody also landed some heavy blows to the soft part of your head?'
I do like to approach threatening situations with such warm encouragement.
Petronius Longus was in a filthy mood. `What in Hades is wrong with these bastards? Can't they give us time to run ourselves into the ground on one job before they have to jump up like flea-bitten rabbits? Time was you could rely on growing thoroughly depressed with your first case before some cluck decided to throw the next at you…'
He was just ranting. I could understand why.
He had Scythax in the interrogation room. The poor man was so deeply in shock he seemed drunk. Every few minutes he wandered out muttering a confused suggestion, or asking the same question he had put to us three times already. `What did they think they were achieving? Why did they have to torture him? Why, oh why?'
`Revenge, Scythax. Porcius, make yourself useful. Go in there and sit with him.'
`Just talk to him,' counselled Fusculus in a low voice. `Or if he talks about his brother, just nod and listen.'
As the nervous recruit obediently led the grief-stricken man indoors again, Petro covered his face briefly. `I can't send him home. Oh gods on Olympus, Falco! What a mess. He lived with his brother. He'll go mad in those surroundings. Besides, these bastards may be looking for Scythax too.'
`The patrol couldn't hold him back,' Fusculus told me. `The door was ajar. As soon as Scythax saw the situation, he was in like an, arrow, howling and covered with blood himself. They had a terrible time dragging him away from Alexander and getting him back here. He still keeps trying to return to the surgery.'
Everyone present was white-faced. There was plenty to do, but they were sitting together in the patrol house, impotent. They saw violence daily; hideous death far too frequently. This had struck too close. This affected one of them. This – though nobody had yet mentioned it – was something their own work had caused. Alexander might have been attacked by a deranged patient, but we all thought this was directly related to his false diagnosis of Nonnius Albius.
We spent a day trying to make sense of it. First we all said there was no point going to look at the surgery – or no point all of us going. We all went. It seemed a gesture of respect. We had to force ourselves to see what the man had endured. Petronius imposed it on himself as a punishment. Some of the others made it serve as an apology. I went because I knew from experience that if you don't, you never stop worrying whether there was some clue you could have spotted if you had been there. We badly needed evidence. The squad was so shaken up that any clues there were might easily be missed or misinterpreted.
Young Porcius was the only one who actually vomited. The scene knocked back his composure completely; there was nothing for it but to send him to the station house to sit with Scythax again. By the end of the day the youngster was a gibbering wreck, but we had too much else to think about. He was given sympathy, but no one could nursemaid him.
`The chief's heartbroken,' Martinus muttered at me. Even he had lost all his cockiness.
`I've never seen him so bad,' Fusculus agreed dolefully.
I was his friend. They all seemed to want to tell me about Petro's distressed state. I could hardly bear it. I needed nobody to tell me. He was as foul-tempered as I had ever seen him – except once, during the Boudiccan Rebellion in Britain. He was older now. He knew more obscene words, and more painful ways to take out his anger on people nearby.
I would have hauled him out for a drink, but the mood he was in he would have stayed knocking it back until he passed out or killed himself.
By the afternoon we had exhausted ourselves asking questions. Several innocent householders had gone off to complain to the Prefect's Office about the way they had been pushed around and bawled at. Nobody had seen or heard anything suspicious, either last night or the previous day. Nobody knew anything. Nobody wanted to know. Everyone had caught a whiff of gangster involvement. Everyone was terrified.
We all believed the same people had killed both Alexander and Nonnius. Even that simple fact was hard to prove. The evidence denied it. One victim had been abducted; one was killed at home. One was a declared informant; the other had been sensibly discreet. The methods used were completely different. The message sent out seemed less flagrant the second time. Apart from the fact both murders happened at night – like most crimes in Rome – only the violence inflicted was common to both. Only instinct and experience convinced us we were right to link the two deaths. But it all made sense if we decided that Nonnius had been killed as an act of revenge for betraying Balbinus, and Alexander had died because someone found out it was him telling Nonnius he was dying that- had led to that villain's `reform'.