“When the hell are you going to spring for an air conditioner?” Samantha Whatley demands.
“One of these days,” Cone says.
“That’s a lot of bull,” she says. “You’re such a skinflint you’d rather suffer.”
It’s the truth, and he knows it. Tightwadism is his philosophy, if not his religion, and the thought of shelling out hundreds of dollars for a decent window unit is more than he can bear.
“It’s not so bad,” he says defensively. “And they say it’s going to cool down tonight.”
“Yeah,” she says, “maybe to eighty. What are we eating?”
“I got nothing in the house. I figured I’d run out to the deli. What do you feel like?”
“Anything as long as it’s cold.”
“How about a canned ham, potato salad, some tomatoes and stuff?”
“I can live with that,” she says. “And see if they’ve got any Heavenly Hash.”
“What the hell is that?”
“Ice cream, you asshole. What world do you live in?”
They’re drinking jug chablis poured over ice cubes, and working on a can of honey-roasted peanuts. Occasionally they flip a peanut to Cleo, who’d rather cuff it and chase it than eat it.
“So?” Sam says. “How you doing on the Dempster-Torrey file?”
“Oh, that,” he says casually. “It’s over. All cleared up. Finis.”
Her feet hit the floor with a thump. She bends across the table and glares at him. “You crapping me?”
He raises a palm. “Scout’s honor. I’ll write up the final report next week.”
“Next week sucks,” she says wrathfully. “I want to know right now. Who did it-the butler?”
“Nah,” he says. “David Dempster.”
She draws a deep breath. “David Dempster? The brother?”
He nods, pours them more wine. “Listen, you know what it means when you sell short?”
“Vaguely. It means you sell something you don’t own.”
“That’s about it, kiddo. When you sell a stock short, you don’t own it. But it’s perfectly legit.”
“So how do you sell it if you don’t own it? And what’s the point?”
“Let’s say that the stock of XYZ Corporation is selling at a hundred dollars a share. You don’t own any XYZ but you think, for whatever reason, that the stock is going to take a nosedive. So you borrow a hundred shares of XYZ and sell them. You get ten thousand bucks-right? Disregarding the broker’s commission. Follow?”
“Sure. But who do you borrow the stock from?”
“Your brokerage house-or anyone else willing to lend the shares to you. Anyway, say the shares of XYZ Corporation do just what you figured and go down to eighty. Then you buy. Those hundred shares cost you eight thousand. You return the borrowed shares, and you’ve made yourself two grand.”
“Beautiful,” Sam says. “How long has this been going on?”
“Since Eve shorted the apple to Adam.”
“But what if the stock goes up?”
“Then you slit your wrists and do a swan from your penthouse terrace. Nah, I’m kidding. Selling stock short isn’t much chancier than buying it long because you expect it to go up.”
“And that’s what David Dempster was doing-selling short?”
“I doubt it,” Cone says. “He doesn’t strike me as being much of a plunger. But he figured out a handy-dandy scheme for the heavyweight short-sellers on Wall Street. I think it started about three years ago. He knew what an emotional, irrational world the Street is. It’s really a loony bin. The silliest rumor or statement by some high-muck-a-muck can send the Dow up or down. So the way I figure it, David Dempster worked out a way to depress the price of particular stocks. Maybe he began by just starting rumors. God knows he had the contacts in his PR business to do that. Or perhaps the Tylenol scare in Chicago gave him the idea. He probably reckoned he could sink the value of shares in a drug or food company just by phoning the cops and newspapers anonymously and claiming he had poisoned the product. Then there’s a lot of publicity, products are pulled off the shelves-just to be on the safe side-and the manufacturer’s stock takes a tumble.”
“Jesus,” Samantha says, “what a perverted mind to think of that.”
“Sure, but it worked. Because Dempster realized that even if the stock slid just a couple of points, you can make a bundle if you’re trading thousands of shares. A guy who sold short ten thousand shares of XYZ Corporation at a hundred simoleons a share would receive a million bucks-correct? Then, after a product-tampering scare or some other disaster to the company, the stock falls to ninety dollars a share. He buys his ten thousand shares at that price and nets a cool hundred thousand smackers. Nice? Now figure what the profit would have been if he had traded a half-million shares!”
“Disgusting,” she says. “You’re telling me that David Dempster devised ways to make certain that stocks went down?”
“You better believe it. And from anonymous phone calls and product tampering he soon began organizing real sabotage like arson and vandalism-and corrupting key personnel. Anything he could do to damage the company, depress the stock price, and benefit his short-selling clients. The Bela Lugosi of Wall Street.”
“And they paid him for the service?”
“Sure. Either a fee or percentage of the take. How do you think he rolled up a personal net worth of four million? He probably had a small list of very greedy customers. Mostly guys who managed OPM-Other People’s Money-in pensions and trusts. They’d get together in his townhouse, decide on a victim, and Dempster would get to work. He didn’t do the dirty stuff himself, of course; he paid a gang of hoods called the Westies to do that.”
“My God,” Sam says, “the things people will do for the almighty buck. You think David Dempster arranged his brother’s murder?”
“Hell, yes,” Timothy says. “He engineered it, even to the extent of using Teresa Dempster to find out when her husband was leaving on a trip so he could set up that Wall Street ambush. And just like he figured, after his brother died the price of Dempster-Torrey stock took a bath, and all his short-selling clients made a bundle.”
They sit silently then, sipping their chilled wine and watching Cleo stalk a peanut across the linoleum. Maybe it really is cooling off, a little, but they have no desire for an aerobics session-at least not the vertical variety.
“Tim,” Samantha says in a low voice, “he really had his brother put down? His brother, Tim?”
“Oh, yes, he did it.”
“But why? Just for the money?”
“That was part of it, sure. But I told you that none of us acts from a single motive. People aren’t that simple. Yeah, David killed his brother for money. But also he did it because John put the horns on him by enjoying fun and games with Dorothy, David’s wife. And you’ve got to figure there was a lot of sibling rivalry as Neal Davenport, of all people, suggested. Listen, just because two guys are brothers doesn’t mean they think alike or have the same personalities and temperaments. Ask any horse trainer. Or even people who breed dogs or cats. They’ll tell you that every animal in a litter is different, with its own traits and characteristics. John J. Dempster may have played hardball in his business and personal life, but he was genuine. David Dempster is a small, mean, hypocritical bastard.”
Sam holds up her palms in protest. “Enough already!” she pleads. “I’ll read all about it in your report. Right now I don’t want to hear any more about money, greed, and fratricide. It’s all too depressing. I just want to think nice thoughts. Give me a couple of more ice cubes and pour me some wine.”
The loft is dimming, and a blessed breeze comes sneaking in the front windows. Cone turns off the fan, and that helps. The traffic noises seem muted and far away.
“How you coming with your nice thoughts?” Cone asks.
“Getting there,” Samantha says.
“You be nice to me, I’ll be nice to you.”
“Best offer I’ve had all day. Did you change the sheets?”