Mary put her Bluetooth earpiece in place — talking on cell phones while driving in Los Angeles would cost you at least a hundred bucks. No thank you, Mary thought. Can’t write that off.
She dialed the number and when the voice of a harried woman answered, she said, “Where are we shooting today? I need to drop off stuff for makeup.”
Mary heard noise in the background and someone speaking. She held her breath.
“Warehouse one.”
Mary sensed the woman was about to disconnect the call so she spoke quickly. “Okay, been there a bunch of times, but what is the street address again? I get turned around so easy. I’m used to Ohio — “
“2987 Olympic.”
“Thank — ”but before she could finish, she heard the dial tone.
Mary pulled into a Ralph’s parking lot, turned around, and headed back toward Olympic. Ten minutes later, she pulled up in front of a warehouse. There was a gravel driveway in front of the place and a weed-choked section of old blacktop.
“Glamorous,” she said to herself.
She parked and went to the main door of the warehouse. It was a steel deal, with no window, no doorbell, and no sense of a welcome.
Mary knocked on the door and waited. She pulled on the handle, but it remained locked.
She’d heard it was easy to break into the porn industry, what the hell?
Suddenly, the door opened, and two men stepped from the building, almost crashing into Mary.
“Oh sorry,” one of them said, a young guy in jeans, a T-shirt, and Vans tennis shoes.
They held the door open for her, and she stepped inside.
It was a mess, with thick electrical cables strewn everywhere, lights on black metal tripods, and the general look of a town hall meeting gone to chaos.
At the back of the building, Mary saw a cluster of people and walked forward.
There were four people standing around a small camera mounted on a contraption that looked like a giant mechanical arm. Mary could see the foot of a bed in front of the camera, but not much else.
One of them men near the camera turned to her.
“The fluffer is here!” he called out. Mary looked over her shoulder. She had no idea what a fluffer was, although the term sounded familiar. For whatever reason, the people on set seemed to think she was one.
A large black man, naked, walked out from behind a curtained partition.
“Over here,” he said to Mary.
Mary approached the small group near the camera. “Uh, I’m actually here looking for Archer DeLoof,” she said.
“Aw fuck, you’re not the fluffer?” a man behind the camera said. He was a middle-aged man with a big beer belly and a white goatee.
“No,” Mary said.
The beer belly rolled his eyes. “Then who are you?”
“I told you,” Mary said. “I’m the one looking for Archer DeLoof. Now where is he, Chubby?”
The man’s face turned red. “How’d she get in here?”
“Fucking guys must’ve left the door open,” one of the other men said, a lanky man in black jeans and a long-sleeved, black shirt.
“Get her outta here,” beer belly said.
“Archer!” the guy dressed in black yelled out.
A younger man in gray dress slacks, a checked shirt, and a gray vest scurried forward from the back of the building. He had a walkie-talkie clipped to his pants that were already riding low and a cell phone earpiece dangling over his shoulder.
“What?” he said, at both petulant and clearly subservient.
“She says she’s not the fluffer, and she’s looking for you,” the guy with the belly said. “Get her the fuck out of here, now please.”
Archer DeLoof looked at Mary. His face seemed older than the preppy slacker outfit he was wearing. Glasses shadowed his brown eyes, and he sported a beard struggling to take hold along his somewhat handsome chin. Mary thought he could actually be pretty cute if he let go of his lame accoutrements.
“What do you want?” he said. “How’d you get in here?”
“Nina Ramirez. I need to talk to you about her,” Mary said, ignoring his question with obvious disregard.
DeLoof shot his eyes back to the men around the camera, who seemed to be debating about the proper angle of the upcoming shot. The black man was still looking at Mary.
“I’ve got one minute for you,” DeLoof said to Mary and guided her to a spot about twenty feet from the camera.
“Look, I’m working here,” he said. He looked back at the group around the camera. “I can’t really talk now. What the hell do you want to know about Nina? If you’re related to her, or a friend or something, you should know she dumped me, not the other way around.”
“She’s missing,” Mary said.
DeLoof blinked twice, rapidly. “What do you mean, missing?”
“You know, no one knows where she is. That kind of missing.”
“Archer!” someone called from the set.
DeLoof looked toward the group around the camera, then back to Mary. “Look, I have no idea where she is. She broke up with me, said she was looking for something else. Someone told me she hooked up with a guy named Trey. He’s some kind of agent supposedly. That’s all I know.”
“What’s his last name?”
“No fucking clue,” he said.
“Do you know the name of the agency he’s with?” Mary said.
DeLoof had already started to walk away, albeit backwards.
“No, but it’s some fancy place right on Ocean. That big, white office building. Nina pointed it out to me once, you know, before.”
Mary knew the building.
“Okay, you need to leave now,” he said. “I have to get back to work.” For a moment, it looked to Mary like he might have something else to add, but then he turned and jogged away.
“Hey, what’s a fluffer?” Mary called out after him.
He didn’t answer.
But the naked black guy waved to her and then pointed at his overgrown member. Then she remembered what a fluffer was.
Mary waved back then pointed at her own private area.
“Yeah, I need a fluffer too!” she called out.
9
Nine
“Oh, that’s bullshit,” Aunt Alice said. “Porn stars don’t have agents. It’s not a real profession, sort of like private investigators.”
They were sitting on Alice’s back patio. It was a wooden deck with a small glass table and two padded chairs. An open bottle of chardonnay sat between them. Alice’s backyard was small, but the grass was freshly mown, and flowers bordered the small space. A hummingbird feeder sat at the rear of the property.
“What do you mean they don’t have agents? And how would you know?” Mary said. “You landed all those lonely, horny hitchhiker roles by yourself?”
“If it weren’t for hitchhikers, you’d never get a date,” Alice said.
Mary nodded, not disagreeing.
“There’s big money in porn, though,” Mary said. “It makes total sense there are agents for that stuff too. I mean, if there’s money to be made in any kind of film endeavor, there’s going to be all the hangers-on. Agents included.”
“That’s a fair point,” Alice admitted. “Leeches don’t tend to be very discriminating.” She took a sip of her wine. “Speaking of not being very discriminating, did you ever get in touch with your boyfriend?”
Mary twirled the wine in her glass. “No, apparently he has gone undercover.”
“Gone undercover or gone into hiding?” Alice said. “You know. . from you. Isn’t that what happens to most of your boyfriends? Kind of like a Mary Cooper Ex Protection Program.”