"I want to. If I dare."
"Attorney-client privilege protects everything you tell me. I've already given you my don't-confess-a-crime-to-me warning. Please remember that I mean it."
"But what if the thing I tell you convinces you I'm out of my mind?"
"I'm already convinced."
"I'm not joking, Wayne. I've been questioning my own sanity, and unless you're crazy, you will too."
"Crazy people have as much right to a lawyer as sane people."
"But what if you thought it would be in my best interests to be committed to a mental hospital? To be declared incompetent?"
"I have no standing for that," said Wayne. "Your parents could try it, or your wife, or your children if you had any. Your heirs, perhaps."
"My in-laws?"
"They're running a different scam right now," said Wayne. "The point is, your attorney couldn't try to commit you on his own account. I'd be disbarred if I tried. My job would be to stop them."
"But if you—when you don't believe me, will you still work as hard for me as before? Or will you start handing my work over to underlings until you finally spin me off to some other lawyer?"
"Quentin, now you're bothering me. What is this, some alien abduction thing?"
"I wish." He took a deep breath. "Get out your recorder."
"I'll remember what you tell me."
"I want it in my own voice."
"Quentin, attorney-client privilege only protects you in court, not from public attacks on your reputation. Of course I'll do all I can to protect any tape you make here, but the best protection is for the tape never to exist."
"Tape it."
"Your call." Shaking his head, Wayne got out his recorder. And Quentin told him what really happened, starting with his sighting of a woman who looked like Lizzy at the Elden Street Giant food store in Herndon. From there he skipped to the events at Madeleine's family mansion. The midnight snack. The reason she gave him not to take a shower. The exquisite food at breakfast. The other people at the table. The walk on the bluff. And then the treasure box, Grandmother saying "Find me," Madeleine fleeing into the graveyard. No footprints but his own. The names on the headstones. The dark, cold, empty house, the dust and filth, the bed that only he slept in, the bureau that held only his own clothing. The words that appeared on the door. The talking rat. And then Lizzy, dead Lizzy come back to talk to him, to explain what she understood. And the long walk back to civilization.
Told all in a stream, Quentin didn't believe the story himself.
But there was Wayne Read, turning off the tape recorder, nodding. "I'll keep this tape, Quentin. In my safe. I'm not going to give it to a secretary to transcribe."
"Right."
"What I don't get, Quentin, is why you told me this... stuff."
"Maybe I just had to tell someone."
"Not you, Quentin. You're not a get-it-off-your-chest kind of guy."
"Maybe I'm afraid that somewhere along the line I'm going to get killed. And if I am, I want somebody to know why."
"Me? Your close, intimate lifelong friend?"
He was right. It wasn't Wayne Read he had told this story for. Quentin thought for a moment. "If I'm dead, Wayne, then I want you to play this for my parents."
"Quentin, come on."
"I want them to know."
"Quentin, it's one thing to tell me this stuff, but telling your folks this thing about Lizzy coming back—how is that going to do anything but hurt them?"
Quentin leaned across the desk. "Give me the tape and I'll find another attorney."
"I didn't say I wouldn't do it, I just gave you my best advice. I'm used to you ignoring me. But you are an ass, Quentin."
"Thanks."
"If you're not crazy you're the stupidest liar I've ever known. Dead people hanging around just in case somebody conjures them back? For breakfast?"
"I'm sure inventive, aren't I, Wayne?"
"The worst thing is that I can't even tell my wife because if she heard this story she'd know I was having an affair and didn't even care enough to come up with good lies."
"Are you having an affair?"
Wayne sighed and looked away for a moment. "I'm not, but she is."
"You're kidding."
Glumly, Wayne explained. "When she started getting suspicious of me, I figured something had changed, and it wasn't me, I was just the same as always. So I had her watched for a few weeks. She was giving—favors, I should say—to guys in the parking lots of bars."
"And she's still accusing you of having affairs?"
"Quentin, people are crazy. That's why I told you that. So you'd understand—I know that people do crazy things. But they do them in the real world. The guys my wife sees—they're cowboy types. She goes to cowboy bars. In Marin County, right in San Rafael, we have three kids, and she's blowing guys in the parking lot in exchange for a joint. How is that crazier than your telling me this horrible story that you actually want me to play for your parents if you suddenly croak. I once thought you were the only island of sanity in a screwed-up world. You had no connections except your parents. You didn't get emotionally involved. Rational decisions kept doubling your fortune every three years or so. No waste. No lies. No illusions. Then you fall in love with a woman and she leaves you and you come to me with this story and I swear, Quentin, I've lost all faith in the human race. I've got only one question. Is there any way you can get my wife to disappear off the face of the earth? No, no, I don't mean that."
"I don't know if this is what you had in mind, Wayne, but at least you made me remember that I'm not the only guy in the world with problems."
"That's not what I had in mind. I don't know what I had in mind. I didn't really have anything in mind. I guess I am a getting-it-off-my-chest kind of guy."
"Why don't you divorce her?"
"Because she's still a good mother when she's home. And I love my kids. And I love my wife. Or at least I love what I thought she was."
"I love what I thought Madeleine was, too."
"Yeah, but at least your wife didn't exist." Wayne laughed but it caught in his throat. "Why aren't we drinkers, Quentin? Guys who drink can go to a bar at a time like this."
"Is Swensen's open? We can eat like a hundred scoops of ice cream and puke in the street."
"Well, that's half the fun of drinking, at least."
Quentin got up. "I'm sorry I spoiled your dinner with your wife."
"Yeah, well, maybe I would've stuck a fork in her eye, so you probably saved me from going up on assault charges."
"I hope nothing ever happens that's weird enough to make you believe me, Wayne."
"I hope the same thing. But I still like you and care about you and I'm the best lawyer you'll ever get, especially now that you're a complete loon."
"Thanks, Wayne."
"Come in tomorrow after two to sign the papers getting her name out of your will and off your policies. You'll have to eat the ice cream alone."
And that was that. Somebody else knew the truth—somebody alive—even if he didn't believe it. Now it was just a matter of waiting. For his investigation to lead him somewhere. For the police to start getting suspicious of him. The trouble was that all he was likely to come up with was negative evidence—nobody knew her, nobody had seen her. But there was a paper trail. The User couldn't alter the paper trail. At least he didn't think she could. She dealt in illusions, in getting people to do what she wanted. She hadn't actually changed physical reality one bit. If she wanted that house to look clean, she could fool people. If she wanted it to be clean, somebody had to come in with a mop. The same applied to documents and records. It wasn't easy to fake a life. This Ray Cryer could be exposed. It could be proved, eventually, if he spent enough money, that Madeleine Cryer had never been born.