"349-4040?"
"That's the number. But your secretary must've…"
"Well, here's your name and number right here in her handwriting," he said. "But you say you're not a model?"
"No, I'm an RN."
"A what?"
"A registered nurse."
"Then how'd she… ?"
Another puzzled silence.
"Have you ever thought of modeling?" he asked.
"Well… not seriously."
"Because maybe you mentioned to someone that you were looking for modeling work, and this got to my secretary somehow. That's the only thing I can figure."
"What's your secretary's name?"
"Linda. Linda Greeley."
"No, I don't know anyone by that name."
"Did you mention to someone that you might be interested in modeling?"
"Well… you know… people are always telling me I should try modeling, but you know how people talk. I never take them seriously. I mean, I'm not a kid anymore, you know."
"Well, forty-nine isn't exactly ancient," he said, and laughed.
"Well, I suppose not. But people try to natter you, you know. I'm not really beautiful enough to do modeling. There's a certain type, you know. For modeling."
"What type are you, Peaches?" he asked.
"Well, I don't know how to answer that."
"Well, how tall are you, for example?"
"Five-nine," she said.
"How much do you weigh?"
"I could lose a little weight right now," she said, "believe me."
"Well, there isn't a woman on earth who doesn't think she could stand to lose a few pounds. How much do you weigh, Peaches?"
"A hundred and twenty," she said. Lying a little. Well, lying by ten pounds. Well, twenty pounds, actually.
"That's not what I'd call obese," he said. "Five-nine, a hundred-twenty."
"Well, let's say I'm… well… zoftig, I guess."
"Are you Jewish, Peaches?"
"What?"
"That's a Jewish expression, zoftig," he said. "But Muldoon isn't Jewish, is it?"
"No, no. I'm Irish."
"Red hair, I'll bet."
"How'd you guess?" she asked, and laughed.
"And isn't that a faint Southern accent I detect?"
"I'm from Tennessee originally. I didn't think it still showed."
"Oh, just a trace. Which is why zoftig sounded so strange on your lips," he said. "Well, I'm sorry you're not a model, Peaches, truly. We're paying a hundred and twenty-five a hour, and we're shooting something like two dozen pages, so this could've come to a bit of change. Do you work full time as a nurse?"
"No. I do mostly residential work."
"Then you might be free to…"
He hesitated.
"But if you're not experienced…"
He hesitated again.
"I just don't know," he said. "What we're looking for, you see, is a group of women who are mature and who could be accepted as everyday housewives. We're not shooting any glamor stuff here, no sexy lingerie, nothing like that. In fact… well, I don't really know. But your inexperience might be a plus. When you say you're a zoftig type, you don't mean… well, you don't look too glamorous, do you?"
"I wouldn't say I look glamorous no. I'm forty-nine, you know."
"Well, Sophia Loren's what? In her fifties, isn't she? And she certainly looks glamorous. What I'm saying is we're not looking for any Sophia Lorens here. Can you imagine Sophia Loren in a housedress?" he said, and laughed again. "Let me just write down your dimensions, okay? I'll discuss this with the ad agency in the morning, who knows? You said five-nine…"
"Yes."
"A hundred and twenty pounds."
"Yes."
"What are your other dimensions, Peaches? Bust size first."
"Thirty-six C."
"Good, we don't want anyone who looks too, well… you get some of these so-called mature models, they're big-busted, but very flabby. You're not flabby, are you?"
"Oh, no."
And your waist size, Peaches?"
"Twenty-six."
"And your hips?"
"Thirty-six."
"That sounds very good," he said. "Are your breasts firm?" he asked.
"What?"
"Your breasts. Forgive me, but I know the ad agency'll want to know. They've had so many of these so-called mature models who come in with breasts hanging to their knees, they're getting a little gun-shy. Are your breasts good and firm?"
Peaches hesitated.
"What did you say your name was?" she asked.
"Phil Hendricks. At Camera Works. We're a professional photography firm, down here on Hall Avenue."
"Could I have your number there, please?"
"Sure. It's 847-3300."
"And this is for the Sears catalogue?"
"Yes, we begin shooting Monday morning. We've already signed two women, both of them in their late forties, good firm bodies, one of them used to model lingerie in fact. Do me a favor, will you, Peaches?"
"What's that?" she said.
"Is there a mirror in the room there?"
"Yes?"
"Does the phone reach over there? To where the mirror is?"
"Well, it's right there on the wall,"
"Stand up, Peaches, and take a look at yourself in that mirror."
"Why should I do that?"
"Because I want an objective opinion. What are you wearing right now, Peaches?"
"A blouse and a skirt."
"Are you wearing shoes?"
"Yes?"
"High-heeled shoes?"
"Yes?"
"And a bra? Are you wearing a bra, Peaches?"
"Listen, this conversation is making me a little nervous," she said.
"I want your objective opinion, Peaches."
"About what?"
"About whether your breasts are good and firm. Can you see yourself in the mirror, Peaches?"
"Listen, this is really making me very nervous," she said.
"Take off your blouse, Peaches. Look at yourself in your bra, and tell me…"
She hung up.
Her heart was pounding.
A trick, she thought. He tricked me! How could I have been so dumb? Kept talking to him! Kept believing his pitch! Gave him all the answers he…
How'd he know my first name?
I'm listed as P. Muldoon, how'd he… ?
The answering machine. Hi, this is Peaches, I can't come to the phone just now. Of course. Said he'd been trying to reach me all day. Hi, this is Peaches, I can't come to the phone just now. Got the Muldoon and the number from the phone book, got my first name from the answering…
Oh, God, my address is in the book, too!
Suppose he comes here?
Oh dear God…
The telephone rang again.
Don't answer it, she thought.
It kept ringing.
Don't answer it.
Ringing, ringing.
But Sandra's supposed to call about the party.
Ringing, ringing, ringing.
If it's him again, I'll just hang up.
She reached out for the phone. Her hand was trembling. She lifted the receiver.
"Hello?" she said.
"Peaches?"
Was it him again? The voice didn't sound quite like his. "Yes?" she said.
"Hi, this is Detective Andy Parker. I don't know if you remember me or not, I'm the one who locked up your crazy…"
"Boy, am I glad to hear from you!" she said.
"How about that?" Parker said, putting up the phone. "Remembered me right off the bat, told me to hurry on over!"
"You're unforgettable," Brown said. He was at his desk, typing a report on the torso they'd found behind the Burgundy Restaurant. Genero was looking over his shoulder, trying to learn how to spell dismembered.
The squadroom was alive with clattering typewriters.
Meyer sat in his dapper tan sports jacket typing a report on the kids who'd held up the liquor store and killed the owner.