"Never," Carella said. "I busted a dwarf once. He was a very good burglar. Used to crawl into vents."
"What's the difference?" Meyer asked.
"A midget is a person of unusually small size, but he's physically well-proportioned."
"So? Dopey and Doc were well-proportioned, too."
"That's the movies," Carella said. "In real life, a dwarf has abnormal body proportions."
"Can you name all the Seven Dwarfs?" Meyer asked.
"I can't even name Snow White," Carella said.
"Go on, give it a try."
"Anyone can name the Seven Dwarfs," Carella said.
"Go ahead, name them."
"Dopey, Doc hellip;"
"I gave you those two free."
"Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy hellip; how many is that?"
"Five."
"Bashful."
"Yeah?"
"And hellip;"
"Yeah?"
"Who's the seventh one?" Carella said.
"Nobody can name all seven of them," Meyer said.
"So tell me who he is."
"Think about it," Meyer said, smiling.
Carella hunched over the precinct map. Now the goddamn seventh dwarf would bother him all night long.
"First hit was here," he said, indicating the location on the map. "Culver and Ninth. Second one here. Still on Culver, three blocks east. Next one was Culver and Twentieth."
"They're working their way uptown on Culver."
"First one at hellip; have you got that timetable?"
Meyer opened his notebook. "Five-fifteen," he said. "Second one at a little after seven. Third one about forty minutes ago."
"So what's the interval?"
"Five-fifteen, seven-oh-five, nine-twenty. Figure two hours, more or less."
"Time to change their costumes hellip;"
"Or maybe we're dealing withthree gangs here, did that occur to you?"
"There aren't that many midgets in the world," Carella said.
"You figured out the seventh dwarf yet?"
"No." He looked at the map again. "So the next one should be further uptown on Culver, and they should hit around eleven, eleven-thirty."
"Ifthere's a next one."
"And unless they speed up the timetable."
"Yeah," Meyer said, and shook his head again. "Midgets. I always thought midgets were law-abiding citizens."
"Just be happy they aren't giants," Carella said.
"You got it," Meyer said.
"Huh?" Carella said.
"Happy. That's the seventh dwarf."
"Oh. Yeah."
"So what do you want to do?"
"First let's check Dave, see if he came up with any circuses or carnivals."
"That's a long shot," Meyer said.
"Then let's call Ballistics again, see if they got anything on the bullets."
"We'll maybe get a caliber and make," Meyer said, "but I don't see how that's gonna help us."
"And then I guess we better head uptown," Carella said, "case Culver, see which stores are possibles for the next hit."
"You figuring on a plant?"
"Unless there's a dozen of them."
"Well, it's getting late, there won't be many open."
Carella folded the map.
"So," he said. "Murchison first."
She was still sitting on the bench, weeping softly, when Hawes approached her.
"Mrs. Sebastiani?" he said.
Marie looked up. Face tear-streaked, blue eyes rimmed with red now.
"I'm sorry to bother you," he said.
"No, that's all right," she said.
"I wanted to tell you hellip; we found the van, but we still haven't located the Citation. You said Brayne drove the van into the city today hellip;"
"Yes."
"So maybe the techs'll be able to lift his prints from the wheel. He hasn't got a criminal record, has he?"
"Not that I know of."