But he wasn’t standing watch. I was a guest, after all. That would’ve been weird.
Walking out of the bathroom free and clear, I immediately turned into Monty Hall on speed. What’s behind door number one? And two? And three?
Pay dirt came with door number four. The mahogany bookshelves, the studded leather couch and matching armchairs, the painting over the marble fireplace depicting a mute of hounds in pursuit of a fox — basically, just the overwhelming stench of testosterone — left no doubt that I was in Brennan’s home office.
And sitting atop a huge partners desk the size of a pool table was the whole reason for my being there. Quickly, I reached for my new prepaid cell phone and dialed Owen, who was waiting back at the hotel.
“Okay, I’m standing in front of his computer,” I said. “It’s a laptop, a Toshiba.”
“That’ll work,” Owen said. “You remember what to do?”
I did. First, I had to install the flash drive he’d given me, only it wasn’t a flash drive. It just looked like one. Owen called it a “phantom” because it overrode any and all password requirements — from accessing internal documents to e-mail accounts — and left no trace of the user. It would be as if I had never even been there. A phantom.
“Okay, we’re up,” I said, staring at the desktop page. Thankfully, it booted up quickly. “We’re on his wireless network. Ready on your end?”
“Ready.”
I brought up Internet Explorer, typing in the Web address Owen had given me, which was a series of numbers that meant nothing to me until he explained that it was pi multiplied by pi to the tenth decimal. Yeah, that figured, too...
“Do you see it?” he asked.
“Yep.”
The “it” was a site he’d named Moonshine, because, according to Owen, it was homemade and always did the trick. The kid was like a Vegas magician, the way he had a name for everything. The difference being, his tricks weren’t illusions. They were real.
“Okay, give me about thirty seconds,” he said.
In layman’s terms, Owen was now hijacking Brennan’s hard drive, gaining access to every document he had. In the scheme of things, needing only a half minute to do that was like building Rome in a day. But from where I was standing, it was feeling like forever.
I kept looking at the door, fearing the worst. It would be the next second or the next second after that when someone would turn that handle and walk in on me. Mr. Henchman, or even worse, Brennan himself. Some things you simply can’t talk your way out of.
“C’mon, Owen,” I said to the beat of the tick-tick-tick in my head. “Tell me we’re done.”
“Just a little longer,” he said.
“I’m starting to get a bad feeling.”
“That’s called paranoia.”
“No, it’s called empirical evidence,” I said. “Have you been keeping a diary this week, by any chance?”
“Good one,” he said. “Now do me a favor, will you?”
“What’s that?”
“Go back to the party.”
Click. He was done.
I pocketed my phone, exiting the browser and powering down the laptop as quickly as I could. All the while, I kept glancing at the door, willing it to remain closed.
But it wasn’t the door I should’ve been worried about. It was the desk.
The desk?
Chapter 86
I toppled to the floor so fast there wasn’t even time to break my fall. Instead of throwing out my hands, the best I could do was lead with my shoulder. Better a cracked collarbone than a cracked skull.
What the hell just happened? Did I really just get decked by the desk?
Sort of.
Right there under it, and still gripping my ankles, was the Annie Oakley of skeet shooting herself, Beverly Sands. What on earth she was doing there I was certain we’d get to in a moment. But first, it was pure instinct as I tried to kick myself free. I almost did, too, until she grabbed both my shins.
Uh-oh. My shins.
The second she felt the holster beneath my pant leg, out came a snub-nosed .38 that was strapped to her inner thigh courtesy of a tricked-out leather garter belt. Very La Femme Nikita.
“Who are you?” she demanded. “Why do you have a gun?”
“Right back atcha,” I would’ve said if it hadn’t been for the fact that her gun was aimed right at my head.
Instead, “I’m Trevor Mann,” I answered, trying to catch my breath. “We met when you arrived, remember?”
“Yeah, but you don’t write for the Times.”
“What makes you so sure?”
“You don’t look smug enough,” she said. “You’re also too nervous to be law enforcement.”
“Yeah, well, sorry I can’t be more cool for you with a gun in my face.”
She was losing her patience. “What the hell are you doing in here? Who was that on the phone? And what do you want with Brennan’s computer?”
“Jesus, one at a time, will you? Slow down.”
She motioned over her shoulder toward the door. “We don’t have that luxury.”
“Whatever I tell you, you won’t believe me,” I said.
She was about to respond, her mouth open to form the first word. But she suddenly stopped, pointing at me.
“Trevor Mann,” she said, repeating my name as if running it through her memory. “Why does that ring a bell?”
“The NYPD pension fund?”
She nodded. Bingo. “You’re that lawyer.”
“Yes, I’m that lawyer.”
Her finger was still pointing at me, but fortunately the gun wasn’t. She lowered it. “Honest to a fault,” she said.
“Thank you.”
“That wasn’t a compliment,” she informed me. “But go ahead, I might just believe you now.”
There are times to talk and there are times to shut up. Then there are times when you’re on the floor with a woman wearing a leather garter-belt holster in the private office of a rich and powerful man who’d be less than understanding, to put it mildly, should he walk in on you.
Whatever you tell her, Mann, make it fast...
With that, I gave the quickest possible summation of what I was doing and why. “We think Brennan is involved with something he shouldn’t be.”
“Join the club,” she said. “But who’s we?”
“Me and the guy on the phone.”
“Were you hacking Brennan’s e-mail?”
“Something like that.”
“Was it something more than that?”
The way she asked the question, she sounded — of all things — hopeful.
That was when it clicked, what she was doing underneath the giant desk. I could see the wires running straight down from the top through a grommet-covered hole.
“You were bugging his phone, weren’t you? And I walked in on you,” I said.
“Something like that,” she replied, mimicking me.
“Who are you, then?” I asked.
She thought for a second, weighing the truth versus a possible lie. The truth won out. “My name’s not Beverly Sands, it’s Agent Valerie Jensen,” she said. “I’m with the NSA.”
“Since when do you guys have field agents?”
“We don’t. Just like we also don’t bug phones,” she said, standing. Without the slightest hint of modesty, she hiked up her white sundress, reholstering her .38 along her inner thigh. “C’mon, we’ve got to get back to the party.”
I stood up, falling in line behind her. We were ten feet from the door when she suddenly motioned for me to stop.
The next thing I knew, she was kissing me.