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Lock your arm of iron

Around the reeling moon,

Draw your sword, the grey sword,

The sword of Fin, the fey sword,

Carved with a nameless rune.

Brace your feet like talons

On the dreaming world,

Break the shapes, the dread shapes,

The dragon-things, the red apes,

Out of the abyss hurled.

Ghosts of all the ages

Fill the ancient skies,

Red queens and white kings,

Nameless forms and night things,

Men fools and wise.

The Maiden of Kercheezer

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She was snoozing on her sweezer,

Many a goofish year ago,

And a smile was on her beezer,

As she gently scratched her toe.

She, the Maiden of Kercheezer,

Hair as black as a harness tug,

As is fluttered in the breezer,

O'er her lovely, girlish mug.

Evening dress of green and yeller,

What a shoulder she could shake

And she had a nifty feller,

Hight the knight of Duckandrake.

He was knock-kneed, she was cross-eyed,

Oh, they were a lovely pair,

How he'd fondly knock her hoss-eyed,

As she gently pulled out his hair.

And her folks didn't like his beezer,

But what difference did that make?

And the maiden of Kercheezer, ever

Eloped with noble Duckandrake.

A Mick in Israel

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Old King Saul was a bold old scut;

He rammed his sword in Ashdod’s gut.

The warriors of Gaza shook in their shoes,

Their fingers twitched till they spilled their booze.

And every hussy and every john

Shook at his name in Askalon.

The warriors of Gath went after him

To hang his scalp on a hickory limb.

They went—when they came limping back

They carried their guts in a gunny-sack.

And busted noses and blackened eyes

And chewed-up ears were as thick as flies.

And before they could unbar their gates,

They felt his hobnails in their nates.

His eyes were blue as the ocean’s haze,

His hair was red as a dancing blaze.

He always drank his whiskey straight

And he had a gut that could carry the freight.

For music he had an elegant ear,

Especially after the fifteenth beer.

He’d sprawl on the throne with a stein in his mitts

And his feet propped up on a keg of Schlitz,

With a jewelled scepter beating time

To the beat of the rhythm and the rhyme,

While David on his harp would lean

Playing “The Wearin’ of the Green.

And Samuel swore by bead and bell

The kingdom was going straight to Hell.

Half the babies born in his reign

Had blue eyes and a crimson mane.

The reason Samuel didn’t enthuse—

He was making micks out of all the Jews!

Miser’s Gold

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"Nay, have no fear. The man was blind," said she.

"How could he see ’twas we that took his gold?

"The devil, man! I thought you were bold!"

"This is a chancy business!" muttered he,

"And we’ll be lucky if we get to sea.

"The fellow deals with demons, I’ve been told."

"Let’s open the chest, shut up and take a hold."

Then silence as they knocked the hinges free.

A glint of silver and a sheen of jade—

Two strange gems gleaming from a silken fold—

Rare plunder – gods, was that a hidden blade?

A scream, a curse, two bodies stark and cold.

With jewel eyes above them crawled and swayed

The serpent left to watch the miser’s gold.

Monarchs

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These be kings of men,

Lords of the Ultimate Night,

Kings-of-the-desert and fen -

Jackal, vulture, and kite.

Moon Mockery

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I walked in Tara's wood one summer night,

And saw, amid the still, star-haunted skies,

A slender moon in silver mist arise,

And hover on the hill as if in fright.

Burning, I seized her veil and held her tight:

An instant all her glow was in my eyes;

Then she was gone, swift as a white bird flies,

And I went down the hill in opal light.

And soon I was aware, as down I came,

That all was strange and new on every side;

Strange people went about me to and fro,

And when I spoke with trembling mine own name

They turned away, but one man said: “He died

In Tara Wood, a hundred years ago.”

The Moor Ghost

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They hauled him to the crossroads

As day was at its close;

They hung him to the gallows

And left him for the crows.

His hands in life were bloody,

His ghost will not be still

He haunts the naked moorlands

About the gibbet hill.

And oft a lonely traveler

Is found upon the fen

Whose dead eyes hold a horror

Beyond the world of men.

The villagers then whisper,

With accents grim and dour:

"This man has met at midnight

The phantom of the moor."

The Mottoes of the Boy Scouts

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If you lie not on the grass

Twins will never come to pass.

When the wind is in the south

Slap your sister in the mouth.

Be polite, you must enthuse

At scout-master’s home-made booze.

Always be quick and alert

Jerking up a lady’s skirt.

Always be polite, the more

If the lady is a whore.

When the man’s a dirty varlet

Be assured his wife’s a harlot.

Three men—a crook, a fool, a brute—

Thre girls—two fools, a prostitute.

Always be polite, you boob,

That’s a sure sign of a rube.

The Mountains of California

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Grass and the rains and snow,

Trumpet and tribal drum;

Across my crests the people go

Over my peaks the people come.