I was starting to imagine that I could see a difference in the quality of the light, and to assure myself that I would not, could not possibly, be spending the night there when the same soft knock came again. The same constable, still looking at the ground, entered the room.
‘Inspector Smellie says you’re free to go, Mrs Gilver.’
I let my breath go, picked up my bag and, standing, set the chair back tidily under the table. Then his words sank in.
‘Smellie?’ I almost shouted it. ‘Oh, how splendid. How absolutely perfect for him. No wonder, then.’
Alec was waiting on the bench in the front office and he leapt to his feet when he saw me.
‘Where have you been?’ he said. ‘I was hustled away and no one would tell a thing except that you were “helping with the inquiry”. What happened to you?’
‘Same as you, darling,’ I said. ‘Hustled away and grilled. And something very-’
‘Until now?’ said Alec, turning and glaring at the blameless desk sergeant. ‘I only gave my name and address and they spat me out again. I’ve been going absolutely frantic with worry and…’ He gave me a sheepish look.
‘And what?’ I said.
‘Well, I’m afraid I rang Hugh. To see if you had rung him. See if he could tell me what was happening to you. He seemed a bit put out.’
‘Oh dear,’ I said and even as I said it, at that very moment, we heard the heavy front door of the police station being wrenched open and banging back on its hinges as it was flung wide. The same treatment was meted out to the inner door and Hugh, dressed in gumboots and britches, barrelled into the office as though he had been shot from a cannon. When he saw me he stopped dead. His nostrils were doing something I had never seen them do before today, turning white and thin as he dragged in every breath and flaring wide as he forced it out again.
‘It’s all right,’ I said to him, willing myself not to take a step backwards. ‘They’ve let me go.’
‘They’ve just let you go now?’ he said. He was wrestling with his coat buttons and trying to get shaking fingers into his watch pocket. ‘Osborne rang me almost three hours ago. What the dickens is this about?’
‘They wanted to ask me a few things,’ I said. ‘Really, Hugh, perhaps we should discuss this at home.’ I had though, as I was soon to see, quite misread the nostrils and shaking fingers.
‘They wanted? They who?’ said Hugh, looking wildly around him. ‘Who did this? What’s the man’s name and where is he?’
‘Inspector Smellie,’ I said.
‘And where’s he hiding himself?’ Hugh’s voice, naturally quite loud to begin with and then honed by years of bellowing across moorland to beaters and ghillies, not to mention years of bellowing up and down staircases to wife and servants, was shaking the very rafters of Dunfermline police station now.
In reply, a frosted glass door behind the counter opened and Inspector Smellie swept into the room, looking at Hugh with a measure of disdain similarly honed by the years he had spent despising ne’er-do-wells and cracking alibis.
‘Smellie?’ Hugh boomed. The inspector nodded. Then so fast that I hardly saw it happen, Hugh stepped up to the desk, drew back his right fist and drove it hard into the side of Inspector Smellie’s face. There was a sharp crack, a short silence and the inspector dropped out of view.
Alec stepped forward to look over the countertop, Hugh swung round and left the way he had come, but the sergeant and I simply stood staring at one another.
‘Aren’t you going to arrest my husband for that?’ I said.
A groan came from near the sergeant’s feet. He glanced down then looked back at me and mouthed his words almost without a sound.
‘Had it coming,’ he said.
The inspector rose, clambering up with both hands clutching the edge of the counter. He worked his jaw to one side and then the other. It gave a couple of blood-curdling clicks but came to rest somewhere near the middle. Now it was time for me to be brave.
‘I won’t make any formal complaints about my treatment this afternoon,’ I said, ‘if you agree to call that quits.’
‘Get out and don’t come back,’ the inspector said. ‘If I see you again or hear your name…’ Then he turned on his heel and disappeared once more into the back regions. Stumbling a little, for this day’s alarums were mounting up by now, I allowed Alec to usher me out onto the street.
Hugh was sitting bolt upright in the driving seat of his Rolls, staring straight ahead, looking like a chauffeur, but it was what I saw in the back seat that finally, after all that I had been through, brought tears to my eyes.
‘I brought your dog, Dandy,’ said Hugh. ‘Thought you might like its company on the way home.’
‘Oh Hugh!’ I said. ‘Oh Bunty! Oh!’
‘You tuck up in the back and Osborne can keep me company in the front here,’ Hugh said. ‘You came on the train, didn’t you, old man?’
I climbed in and put my arms around Bunty’s neck, letting my tears fall on her and not even trying to stop the howling sobs that holding her wrenched out of me. Bunty started howling too; she is always a very gratifying companion to misery.
By the time we had cleared the suburbs of the town, though, I was feeling rather better and I sat forward and slid open the little window.
‘Alec?’ I said. ‘I want to talk to you about a very strange hint I got from Smellie. Hugh, can you pull over and let Alec nip in the back, please?’
‘No,’ said Hugh. ‘Not tonight. You are going to rest and think pleasant thoughts after your ordeal, Dandy. And, besides, I believe I need Osborne to take over the wheel. It might be staved, but I don’t think so – I think that policeman’s jaw broke my finger for me.’
6
Hugh had never seemed so much like Nanny Palmer in all the years I had known him, but he was right. I was taken home, only very blearily aware of having dropped Alec off at Dunelgar on the way, and was deposited straight into bed without so much as my face being washed, since the bathrooms at Gilverton are amongst the chilliest bits of that chilly house and June is always the coldest month of all; we give up on the groaning, clanking radiators after Easter whenever it falls and the servants have an unshakeable penchant for throwing windows wide as part of their big spring cleaning. I sometimes think, in a spirit of mutiny, that if we hoarded the hard-won warmth of the winter fires a little more jealously we might, in those odd years when the weather is kind, float all the way to summertime with the house snug about us like a tippet, instead of spending May and June noting that every day a little more comfort seeps out of the old stone walls until at last it is colder inside than out in the garden.
Mrs Tilling, briefed by Hugh one assumes although I cannot imagine the scene, sent up supper in the shape of egg and bread in a cup and a flask of cocoa and Grant, heaven be praised, left my clothes overnight on a chair. All in all, I do not think I have been so comprehensively coddled by the members of my household in the entire course of my life, and as the dire warnings always have it, it very quickly spoiled me: the next morning, lying stretching deliciously in my warm bed with Bunty rolling and moaning just as deliciously beside me, the thought crossed my mind that if only I had a telephone in my bedroom as they do in pictures from Hollywood I could ring Alec and begin to chew things over without the nasty preliminaries of cold floor, uncertain bath water, wet neck and draughty corridors. In my imagination, my bedroom was flooded with light, my bed jacket trimmed with swansdown and my bed itself was oval in shape and raised up on a platform like a sacrificial altar in a jungle clearing. I looked around and sighed. My bedroom faced due west and was as gloomy as a cave in the morning, my dressing gown hanging on the back of the door was best tartan felt with buttons from neck to ankle and my bed was one I rather suspected Hugh might have been born in; I had always been very careful not to find out for sure.