I suddenly have the feeling of wanting to confess all my sins, all that back-daggering, those terrible things I say when she steps out of the office for a coffee or a smoke. I want to tell her something she doesn’t know about me.
“Glenda’s dead,” I say.
“Who?” says Rosalie, and leaves.
I pop a Paxil from Rosalie’s medicine chest and go downstairs for some Cuban coffee.
I used to come here in the mornings when Rosalie and I were serious, work on my hangover, cool my head on all this anti-Castro Formica, wait for sentience to return like a mildly sadistic soccer coach. Then I’d call the band, hammer out the day’s futile itinerary, not much — a few hours of noise in our practice room, then off to the German’s where the Butcher of Ludlow Street poured stiff ones, or off to someone’s couch for the short-count foil packets and the same dumb saga about some band from Akron, or Toledo, that flamed out years ago but made one choice single somebody’s cousin owned. It’s a good life if you don’t die, or worse, start to believe in it.
The old Cuban and the young Cuban are still there behind the glass case with their pork and pickle sandwiches, still giving me that look. I’ve never quite known the meaning of it. There have been times, I must admit, it seemed almost accusatory, as though I were on some kind of jack-ass authenticity hunt. Mostly I took it as tender beseechment, a beckon porkward. Either way I’ve never given them anything to base a look on. I’ve never even said “Thank you.”
“Thank you,” I say, today.
“You’re welcome,” says the young Cuban.
“Thank you,” I say again.
If I believed in brief moments of cosmic alignment, I would have to say things feel fairly aligned right now. Better than aligned. I’m one up on universal niceties.
Then I realize I’m still in love with Rosalie, or Rosalie’s tit, or Rosalie’s tattoo. This must be why they call them brief moments.
I sit there until I’m good and tardy.
It’s almost lunch by the time I get to work. This used to be somewhat allowable, but Rosalie has made an effort of late to make us quiet and punctual and professional-seeming in our one big room, all on account of the corporate types who have been dropping by to inspect their acquisition. I’m sure they want us to stay “funky,” but it’s not as though we turn a profit, and our salaries and overhead are siphoned from their graver silicon concerns. Our parent company makes simulations of hypothetical amphibious invasions for the Navy, and also some kind of spree-killer game for the kids. Rosalie gets pretty jumpy when the men in tasseled loafers pop by.
This one, though, he’s got on suede sneakers with his suit. The new breed. He’s a smarm engine, torquing himself over Rosalie’s work module. He talks in a hush and Rosalie offers up her specialty, low moans and conversational coos floating up from the seat of her lust like observation balloons. Everyone else is locked into monitor glow, code jockeys with their Linux books open on their laps, producers scanning the latest posts from Cyberbitch5.
“I’ve always been partial to low-hanging fruit,” I hear the company man say.
Rosalie waves me over.
“This is Gene,” Rosalie tells me. “Gene knew Kyle.”
“And I know you!” says Gene.
“I don’t think so,” I say.
“I doubt you remember, except that we once French kissed. Think back, Chicago, ninety-two, ninety-three. You guys opened for somebody. I can’t remember. I can’t remember because you were so fucking awesome. You blew my mind. I mean blew it open. I was up front, just a little high school shit. I’d never seen anything like it. Oh my God, Rosalie, you should have seen it.”
“Oh, I’ve seen it,” says Rosalie.
“And this guy, he goes down to all the men in the room and starts trying to kiss them. I mean kiss them with these real gentle kisses. Unbelievable. I mean, it was Chicago, okay? Shaking it all up, this guy. I was so turbo’d. A whole new thing. A whole new idea. No rock bullshit. You know? I mean, sure, it had been done before. I mean, maybe you guys were pretty derivative. But still. Like little butterfly kisses. And the music, man, if it even was music, if it even needed to fall under the rubric of music. Shaking it up. Changing the terms. The terms of the experience. Not just sexually, either. Not just with the microphone in your ass. And what was that stuff you said about the corporate police state? You know, that we had a choice, that we had to choose between a police state or a police state? That really stuck with me. I admired it, man. Truly. All of it. Really. It altered me. Somehow. I don’t know how, but I wouldn’t be me if I hadn’t seen it. You know? Look, I’m scaring him. He’s like, Back off, man. Hey, it’s cool. But I’ve got to tell you, I was so psyched when Rosalie told me you were on our team. It all fell together for me when I heard. Rosalie was like, You probably never heard of him, but I hired this guy…Never heard of him! Shit. It all fell together. Here’s a guy, I’ve seen musical equipment in his ass, I’ve seen him literally crying and shitting and bleeding because the rest of us were too scared to, and here’s me, right, always thinking to myself, I saw that, that moved me, so how come I wind up here, doing this? You know, like am I a sell-out? Because I wondered about that. But now you’re here. You’re here where I am and we’re doing this thing together. So, now I’m like, oh, right, this is what we should be doing. You know? The next step. It all falls together now.”
“It really, really makes sense,” says Rosalie.
“Total,” says Gene.
“So what’s the deal with you?” says Gene. “Are you still playing music?”
“No,” I say.
“No? Well, I’m going to sign you up for the company talent show. We do it every year at this great club. It’s for real, I mean it’s not bullshit. There’s a programmer at our San Francisco office who does poetry slams.”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding,” I say.
“No,” says Gene. “It’s going to be awesome.”
There’s another e-mail from Rosalie asking me to meet her later in the stairwell. It’s our unofficial conference room, though there are plans for expanding into the suite next door. I diddle around on the web for a while, do my umpteenth search on the name of my old band. It’s pathetic, I guess, but it beats the heartbreak of a scrapbook. It’s always the same hits, too. Some kid in Bremen selling bootlegs, a girl in Wisconsin who posted a review of our last ever show. “They sucked,” she wrote, “and in sucking proved their point about American consumerism. We won’t see the likes of this band again.” I used to have a fantasy about flying out to Green Bay to sweep her off her feet, but I tended to sabotage the dream by playing out the scenario to the finish. Little girl grows up and sees through me, puts an end to her dark time.
I hear Shrike’s barks long before I see Rosalie. She’s down on one knee with the big boy in a tender headlock. He’s got a wet biscuit in his mouth, jerks his snout around, lays into me with a sloppy eyeball as though he knows something I don’t.
“Did you hear that,” I say, “Gene worships me. I forever altered his consciousness. Think I have a shot at V.P.?”
“We need to talk,” says Rosalie.
“Last night,” I say.
“That, too,” says Rosalie.
We talk there in the stairwell. Much is noted about my underutilization in the company structure, even more about my eclectic skill-set going to menial waste. Rosalie doesn’t really fire me. I don’t really quit. Somehow, though, it seems I’m out of a job.
“Does Gene know about this?” I say. I picture him hearing of my departure, looking up from the Full Amphibious Scenarios: Weehauken demo running on his desktop, stunned, worried about the talent show.
“Gene supports the idea,” says Rosalie. “But it’s up to you.”