His voice trailed off. As if it meant something that Maya had connections with the republic. After his time scrutinizing the trade talks, maybe Tic had developed some unkind opinions about the Freeps. Or maybe, like most Ooloms, he just loathed Freeps on general principles.
I said, "If Maya’s got a history going back some time, she probably isn’t an android."
"Unless the real Maya was replaced," Tic replied. "Perhaps on that Free Republic dig…"
I rolled my eyes. "Don’t start. Our first duty is to contact her. Has she… no. Damn." I was going to ask if she’d registered her comm number with the Demoth world-soul; that way we could just beep her. But I suddenly knew with absolute certainty that Maya had never signed into the public directory. (The world-soul planting things in my head again.) And her comm number didn’t show up in Chappalar’s file. Either Maya hadn’t gotten a standard wrist-implant — one of those people who refused to adulterate her body on religious/medical/aesthetic grounds — or else she’d deliberately avoided revealing her number.
Tic must have accessed the world-soul for the same information. "The best we can do," he said, "is leave a message where she’s staying. Nothing explicit. Just have her call us as soon as possible." He waved in my direction, not looking at me. "You do it. This is your scrutiny, not mine."
His voice full of gruff. No question that this stuck in his craw, how Sallysweet River had suddenly come into the equation. My craw was turning fair sticky too, considering I had to make a call and hear someone chirp, "Henry Smallwood Guest Home," on the other end of the line. But I went to the phone screen beside Chappalar’s desk and reached toward the control pad.
Before my finger touched a single button, the screen flashed on and displayed the words CALLING… HENRY SMALLWOOD GUEST HOME, SALLYSWEET RIVER.
"Lord weeping Jesus," I groaned. "Even the phone can read my mind."
"Say thank you," Tic whispered.
"Thanks generously, phone," I said through gritted teeth. Since that didn’t sound so gracious, I gave the display box a pat, the gingerish way you do when you’re introduced to someone’s new pet and it turns out to be an alien organism with spikes.
The screen bloomed to show a fresh-faced Homo sap man and Oolom woman smiling side by side — a dandified establishment like the HSGH wanted callers to see instantly that it welcomed both species. Not that either species was actually present on-screen; the man and woman were likely computer mock-ups, psychometrically designed to appeal to the most desirable demographics. "Henry Smallwood Guest Home," the man said with a voice so honestly charming, I couldn’t help but mistrust it. "How may we help you?"
"I’m with the Vigil," I said, "and I’d like to leave an urgent message for Maya Cuttack. I understand she’s staying with you?"
"We’d be happy to take your message," the Oolom woman replied, "but if it’s urgent, we can’t guarantee when Dr. Cuttack will receive it."
"Why?"
"Our guests come and go," the man said. "We never know when they might pick up their messages."
"Are you saying Dr. Cuttack isn’t in residence right now?"
"We can’t give out such information on our guests," the woman answered, her face brimming with regret that she couldn’t satisfy my every whim.
Behind the display box, out of sight from the screen, Tic mouthed, Just leave a note. I did, asking Maya "to call Faye Smallwood as soon as possible for an urgent message." Something gave me the waries about leaving my personal number; so I rhymed off the code for the Vigil instead. Our phone system was smart enough to forward the call to me if I wasn’t in the office.
When I’d cut the connection, Tic said, "Let’s hope she doesn’t get the message for at least an hour."
"Why?"
"Because the world-soul tells me that’s the flying time to Sallysweet River. Gird yourself, Smallwood, we’re going in."
No. We didn’t hop a waiting skimmer and spunk off to face the enemy. Tic and I weren’t witless… nor were we police club-thumpers, equipped with badges, body armor, and all mod cons for buttonholing possible murder suspects. I gave a silent inward cheer when Tic asked, "Who do you know with the local gendarmes, Smallwood? Someone with a dash of authority to rally the troops on our behalf. Someone who’ll listen to you talk about Maya without dismissing you as a total loon."
"There’s a Captain Cheticamp," I answered. "We got along cozily enough last night."
Tic motioned toward the phone again. "Call this cozy fellow and bend him to your will."
Basil Cheticamp, bless him, was actually on duty; he even knew background details on Chappalar’s murder, though he wasn’t part of the inquiry team. Just as well he hadn’t been directly involved — when he heard how the investigators had overlooked Maya as a lead, Cheticamp swore they’d all be drummed down to dogcatchers. He promised to dispatch a squad to Sallysweet River on the double: two detectives to ask Dr. Cuttack polite questions, and a pack of armored ScrambleTac officers just in case homicidal androids came marching across the tundra. He was already paging his troops, when I asked, "Where will we meet your people?"
The captain stopped mid-sentence and gave me the steely-eyed glare. "Meet?"
"The Vigil intends to scrutinize your handling of this case. A master proctor and I will accompany your squad to Sallysweet River."
"Ms. Smallwood…"
"Proctor Smallwood," I corrected. His glare got two ore-grades steelier. "Proctor Smallwood, it is precious inappropriate for civilians—"
"We aren’t civilians," I interrupted. "We’re members of the Vigil. We have a legal right to scrutinize police activity however we see fit."
"You’ll get a complete report on everything that happens."
"Not good enough. Master Tic and I want to be present on the scene."
Cheticamp’s face went lemonish. "Tic? Tic’s in Bonaventure? Smallwood, every police officer on the planet knows Tic is…"
"A total loon?" I suggested.
"Worse: a Jonah. There isn’t a single rattlesnake on Demoth, but if Tic went walking in the woods, he’d find one. Not that it would bite him — it’d go for the next poor bugger to come down the trail. If Tic is in Bonaventure…"
Cheticamp shook his head. Not a happy man.
Part of me wanted to let him off the hook; after all, why should Tic and I plop ourselves into the line of fire? We could stay home, read the police reports, evaluate what we read…
But that was a piss-poor way to run a scrutiny. Dissect the paperwork, but never trust it — advice as old as the Vigil itself. Get out of the office. Go through the closed doors.
"Captain," I said in my most humble Mom-Faye voice, "we don’t want to do your job… we only want to do ours. You know we aren’t trying to push you around, or rake your people over the coals; we’re just observing your procedures, the way the Vigil always does. Sure and all, this is an extra complication for you, but your department and the Vigil have always worked it out in the past. Right?"
I hoped that was true. Police generally had a sulky tolerance for the Vigil — not that they liked us breathing over their shoulders, but they’d lived with our presence long enough that we came with the landscape: like paperwork and foot patrol. On the other hand, if Cheticamp had ever got his knuckles rapped because of a Vigil report…
The captain sighed. "All right, Proctor Smallwood. You and Tic can go in-country with the squad. I’ll go too, as your personal escort. Pick you up in five minutes."