At that moment the second servant, a youngish man with a face as puckered and wrinkled as the foreleg of an iguana, sidles up to the explorer. Clenched in his hand, the umbrella. Shrinking back, he holds it out to Mungo at arm’s length. Then says something in Mandingo that sounds like “rub-a-dub-dub.” Mungo stares at him, blank.
“They want you to open the thing up for them,” Johnson prompts.
The umbrella is pink and nacreous, like the stuff of ladies’ underwear. An artist has rendered the Tower of London, in red and black, across the top. The explorer releases the catch, and unfurls the parasol with a flourish. This, he realizes too late, is a mistake. At the first rustle of silk, the servant backs off with a gasp; when the umbrella bursts into flower, pandemonium erupts. The guards drop their spears and bolt for the exit, the presumptive monarch grabs frantically for the mask and the white dog lunges for the explorer, while perhaps worst of all, there is a stricken cry from the corner as the screen topples with a rush of air. Behind the screen, now exposed for all to see, is a titanic bull of a man seated in the lotus position, his stomach like a medicine ball, broad skull bowed as he scribbles furiously in the dirt. Though the explorer has no way of realizing it, the big man’s scribbling represents the frantic geometry of voodoo — vectors and tangents, catenaries and triangles — charms to ward off evil. The potentate is terrified.
In the confusion, the explorer collapses the umbrella, more as a means of defending himself from the dog than as a gesture of conciliation. The effect is immediate and tranquilizing: the guards pause, elbow one another, grin sheepishly; the imposter calls off the dog with a single harsh command; the servants hurriedly reerect the fallen screen. Johnson has all the while been chattering away in Mandingo, too fast for the explorer’s grasp, but in a tone that seems reassuring, jocular even. Now he puts together a string of six or seven phrases, the whole thing timed as if leading up to a punchline. He breaks off with a hearty laugh, then nudges the explorer. “Heh-heh,” Mungo says.
The imposter, mask in hand, ducks his head twice and shows his teeth in a weird, strained facial expression partway between grimace and grin. He looks as if he’s just been punched in the bladder after watching a hundred fat women slip on banana peels. After donning the mask once again, he commands the servant to bring him the parasol. The servant handles it as if it were a sleeping cobra.
Five minutes later, the masked man is busily engaged in dipping his finger into the marmalade and emitting short cries of epicurean delight as he licks the goo from his fingertip, while from behind the screen can be heard the soft rustle of silk. From time to time the pink flash of the parasol shows itself coquettishly over the top of the screen. The dog is asleep, its muzzle buried in the portrait of King George, as if in olfactory contemplation of that great and distant monarch.
Finally, after a lengthy conference with the man behind the screen, the imposter steps forward and begins a rambling acceptance speech. The voice emanating from behind the mask is crisp and animated, but for all that the explorer finds the dialect difficult to follow. At first he makes a concerted effort at interpretation, pinning the words down one by one, translating them in his head, coming to understand that his homage has been accepted by the gracious and puissant Mansong, Mansa of Waboo, M’butta-butta, Wonda, and about two hundred other places. But he soon begins to develop a migraine from the sheer force of concentration all this requires, and after awhile simply assumes an interested expression and lets his mind wander. Ten minutes into the speech he is distracted from his mental peregrinations by a series of odd, muffled sounds which seem to be coming from the adjoining courtyard. Sounds of a scuffle perhaps, stifled cries, a sussurus that recalls a barnyard in Selkirk and the butchering of chickens for the pot. He taps Johnson’s shoulder. “What’s going on next door?“
Johnson’s eyes are pinned deep in their sockets. “Better you don’t know.”
“—the magnanimous Mansong—” drones the man in the mask.
“Tell me. That’s an order.”
“Well, they’re impressed.” Johnson glances up quickly, then looks down at his feet. The masked man drones on. “Mansong is disembowelin’ thirty-seven slaves in your honor.”
“Mother of God.” Nothing could prepare him for this. Nothing. He grits his teeth and tries to think of Scotland, of barbered hills, open white faces, safety and sanity. But there’s no time to think, the worry-worn servant at his elbow, holding out some sort of sack and a cup of dark liquid, wine or beer — and what do they want with him now?
“Take it,” Johnson hisses.
Shaken, the explorer reaches out for sack and cup.
“Fifty thousand cowrie shells,” Johnson whispers. “That’s enough cash to support a village like Dindikoo for the next ten years. Smile, you fool.
Nod and grin. That’s it.” Johnson is rubbing his hands together like a shopkeeper sitting down to his evening meal. “Now we can buy bed and board in any village up and down the river. Women. Beer. Meat. No more sleepin’ in the bushes.”
“But. . those damned bloody heathen aborigines are taking thirty-seven lives right under our noses — in our honor nonetheless. Thirty-seven rational beings. . Take the money and we condone it.”
“Hey, Mr. Park. This is no time to get sanctimonious. So long as we don’t wind up as number thirty-eight and thirty-nine I figure we’re doin’ just fine.”
The masked man seems to be winding down now, his phrases growing long and languorous; the explorer, shuddering at each gag and wheeze from the adjoining courtyard, picks up random phrases: “prosperous journey,” “too bad you can’t stay longer,” “riches untold — downriver.” Finally the little man throws off the mask. There is a cup in his hand. He raises it, as if saluting the explorer.
Mungo stares numbly at his own hand. He is almost surprised to see that he is holding an identical cup. “Raise the cup,” Johnson coaches. There is a burbling sound from beyond the wall, a flatulent groan, as if the air had been forced from a mammoth bellows. “Drink!”
The explorer raises his cup as if toasting the little man in hyena skins. He puts it to his lips, the smell of it firing his nostrils, gamey, somehow reminiscent of moor and wood, out shooting with his father, the taste of it now, warm and faintly salt, roast beef, liver and duck: he doesn’t think, doesn’t want to think. Just drains the cup and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
♦ DIMINISHING RETURNS ♦
Ailie Anderson lifts the teacup to her lips, vapor rising, the dark earthy aroma of pot-brewed coffee firing her nostrils. Like steamed acorns, she thinks, sipping. Or a good black stout. Some of the church elders have gotten up tracts against coffee, tracts that show how it leads to moral decay while it upsets the body’s equilibrium and tampers with the Lord’s design for the regulation of appetite, but she doesn’t pay them much mind. She likes her cup of a crisp morning. Likes the smell and the bitterness and the lift it gives her.
Gleg and her father, traditionalists, take tea with their bannocks and brose. The two of them are strangely silent this morning, as if they’ve been conspiring — they sit there, slumped over their saucers, champing at their oatcakes like horses in a stable. The resulting lipsmack, and the ring of a spoon in a cup, are the only sounds. Zander’s place is empty. He was up before sunrise, restless, out wandering the hills somewhere.
Gleg, as usual, had showered her with “good mornings” and semilascivious compliments on the fit of her dress, the color in her cheeks, the trim of her waist. But now, sleep in his eye, he’s settled down to the steady, serious business of cramming his maw. Her father, shaggy and unkempt, has emitted six syllables since taking his place at the table: “The bannocks is burnt, lass.” His head is bent to fork and plate in a way that strikes her as common, inappropriate to his station. A streak of scalp shows naked and pink through the white mass of his hair.