Neal reached down with a quivering hand and unzipped his fly. Then he assumed the classic men’s room position.
Talk about presenting an initial risk, he thought. As for the “enormous,” well…
The dog kept growling but stopped advancing.
Why is it, Neal asked himself, that when you absolutely have to piss… you can’t? Like when you’re taking a physical and the nurse hands you a jar, or when you’re standing exposed to a potentially homicidal canine…
Come on, come on, come on.
The dog got impatient and started to come forward. It was staring at Neal’s crotch.
Come on, come on, come on… ahhhh.
Neal zipped his fly.
The startled dog came out of his crouch. His nose started twitching madly. He bent his head down to get a closer sniff. Then he turned his back to Neal and lifted his leg.
Now you have established-what do you call it-a rapport with Spot. He understands that you understand doggy etiquette. Of course, if he is really well trained, he’s just going to piss on your puddle and then kill you anyway. Otherwise, try to show him that you consider yourself lower status than he is. With you, this is no problem…
Neal laid down on his back, making himself completely vulnerable to the dog’s attack. The Doberman came over, growled, sniffed Neal’s crotch and stomach, and then opened his jaws over Neal’s throat.
If you move during this pan, you’re a piece of meat…
He felt the dog’s fangs press gently onto his skin.
The dog growled again. Then he let go, straightened up, and wagged his tail.
Then lick his ear.
Lick his ear?
Lick his ear! That’s doggy talk for telling him that he’s the boss. Once he’s confident that you admit that, he probably won’t attack you.
Probably?
What, you want a sure thing? Go into insurance.
Shuffling on all fours to the dog, Neal slowly put his tongue to its ear, and made a great show of licking. If it can be said that a Doberman can smile, the dog positively beamed. It wagged its stub of a tail and invited Neal to have a look around the place.
Neal made directly for the largest building, the one that looked like a barracks. He trotted down the steps to the sunken entrance. The thick wooden door was unlocked.
Of course, thought Neal. They aren’t expecting anybody until the End Time, which is still a few years off.
He opened the door and stepped inside.
It was a white supremacist whacko’s dream. The main rectangle was split into three rooms, each of which could be sealed off by a thick metal door in case part of the bunker was overrun. The first section was the barracks. Bunk beds lined the walls between ground-level fire slits that had been dug at angles to ward off shell fragments.
Hoping to see the form of a sleeping child under the military blankets, Neal looked into each bunk. But Cody McCall wasn’t in bed.
He went into the next section, which looked like a planning room. A wooden table sat in the center. A U.S. Geological Survey topographical map of the area had been spread on the tabletop. There was a small chalkboard on an easel and about a dozen metal folding chairs in front of it. The walls were decorated with posters-a picture of bodies stacked up outside a crematorium, with the caption “A Good Start”; a religious poster of God talking to Jacob in heaven and pointing to America down below; a framed photograph of Adolph Hitler. A pine bookrack held a section of supremacist writings including some back issues of a newsletter called The White Beacon, by Reverend C. Wesley Carter.
Neal fought off the queasy feeling in his stomach and checked his watch. Had it only been half an hour? He figured he had another hour or so before the boys wound up the exercise in the hills and made it back. He checked the gun ports at each corner of the building. No Cody.
He went back outside. The Doberman had brought a stick to play with and Neal obediently threw it. He had to check each of the smaller, circular concrete bunkers. The first held a survivalist cache-stacks of canned food, bottled water, and fuel. The second one was an armory, surprisingly skimpy. There were a few civilian rifles and pistols, one M-16, and what looked like some Korean War vintage land mines. Neal ran to the last bunker.
It was a jail. Iron rings were bolted to the walls. Chains and shackles were run through the rings. Neal felt his skin tingle with revulsion. He could smell the fear in here. Traces of stale sweat clung in the closed air. Bloodstains marked the concrete floor. Something horrible had happened in this place.
Neal felt the chill of a pervasive evil and backed out the door.
That’s when he heard the dog barking joyfully. A greeting.
Because his master was home.
“You think it’s late for you?” Ed complained into the phone. “How do you think I feel?”
Ed drummed his fingers on the desk. He was hungry. He wanted a pastrami on rye with mustard and a beer-and not a lite beer, either, but a full, dark beer with some heft to it. And a bag of potato chips.
“So tell me,” Ed said, then listened while Carter told him what he needed.
“Reverend, we’re talking a tall order here,” Ed said when the man had finished. “I mean, you’re asking me to take a terrible risk. We’re talking big bucks.”
“How big?”
“Like you-pull-up-truckloads-of-money-and-I’ll-tell-you-when-to-stop big.”
The man bitched and moaned and Ed bitched and moaned back and they finally settled on a number.
“Do we have a deal?” Carter asked.
“We have a deal,” Ed answered.
Hell of a deal.
He hung up, lit a cigarette, and dialed another number.
Neal listened to the voices and the footsteps coming toward him. They were laughing, speculating as to how Neal had gotten lost, where he was, and how long he’d be wandering around the sagebrush before he got back.
The door opened and Cal Strekker came in, followed by Craig Vetter and Randy Carlisle. Neal could see that the two Hansens and Dave Bekke were right behind them.
When they were all inside, Neal threw the door open and lifted the pistol he’d taken from the armory.
Strekker started for him.
“Please keep coming, head of security,” Neal said as he pointed the gun at him.
Strekker froze.
“You’re not supposed to be in here,” Vetter said.
“No kidding.”
“What are you doing, Neal?” Hansen asked.
It’s fourth and long, Neal thought. Nothing to do but throw deep.
“Well, Mr. Hansen,” Neal answered, “I’m just trying to show you what I can do… what kind of man I am. I’m the kind of man who can get into places, past twelve-foot fences, barbed wire, and attack dogs. I’m the kind of man who can penetrate security and take what I want-witness the gun in my hand. I’m the kind of man who wants to lay a hurting on ZOG. I want to fight for the white race, and I’m smart enough to figure out that you have more going on here than hide-and-go-seek games. I want to be a part of it. You were right the first time, Mr. Hansen, you can use a man like me.”
Neal flicked the clip from the pistol and tossed it to Hansen.
Cal Strekker sprang toward Neal. Hansen’s sharp voice brought him up short.
“Hold it, Cal.”
Hansen turned to Neal. “We call ourselves the Sons of Seth. The Reverend C. Wesley Carter himself gave us that name, so we wear it with great pride. And you’re right, Neal, we’re training to be the fighting arm of the True Christian Identity Church. We’re training to strike a blow against ZOG and to serve as a base of operations when the End Time comes.
“But you can’t just become a Son of Seth, Neal, just because you have some useful skills, and may I add, one hell of a nerve. You have to earn the name.”
Neal gave him his best flinty-eyed look. “Just give me a chance, sir.”
“I will, Neal,” Hansen said. “You can count on that. You’ll get your chance to show us what kind of a man you really are.”